Wash gulped. "Oh- um- I- t-truth?" He stuttered out, shifting uncomfortably.

"Pussy." Tex muttered. Wash huffed. South grinned, flicking her blonde hair out of her face.

"Hmm... who do you either have, or had, a crush on, out of the people in this room?" South asked, biting her lip to keep from laughing.

"Oh- uhhh...-" Wash hesitated, shrugging. "...Honestly, you, South." He blurted out. South snorted.

"Y-York, truth or dare?" Wash asked quickly.

York chuckled. "Why, dare of course!" He said, as if it were obvious. 

Wash thought for a moment. And thought some more. York would pay for all the times he made fun of Wash, and was rude. Wash knew it was just brotherly, but still...

Wash snapped his head up, having the perfect idea.

"I dare you to... play kiss, marry, kill with Carolina, North, and.... Tex!" Wash blurted out dramatically.

York gulped. The first part of Wash's sentence had made him scoff. Who thought Wash could be so cunning? He thought about his choices, long and hard. When he phrased that in his head he snickered. Long. And hard! He snickered again, everyone looking at him. "Oh- uh- just thinking. Don't mind me."

"We don't have all fucking day, moron." South growled.

Delta, unhelpfully, popped up. "Well, actually, Agent South, the probability of you staying here all night is more than 80%. So, technically, you do have all day. Or, all night."

Theta popped up on North's shoulder. "North, I don't want to be here all night..." He piped up. North sighed. "Then buddy, power off, okay? I don't want you to see this either way." North said softly.  With a flicker, Theta was gone.

Delta hovered above York's head, silent. York shrugged, not worried if Delta's innocence would be ruined.

"Fucking. Come. On." South growled. York sputtered.

He knew if he killed Texas, she'd probably punch him. He didn't want to kill North, because North was a good guy, and probably wouldn't be a bad kisser.

I am not sure North would be comfortable with these thoughts... Delta piped up in his mind. York silently agreed.

"Alright..." York paused.

"Kiss Texas," York made a face, wondering if Texas would punch him.

"Eh. Much rather bet stuck with him than let's say, Wash." Texas says. Wash visorpalmed.

"Marry Carolina..." York squeaked. Carolina blushed slightly, growling and looking away.

"OOOO-" Wash said, like the immature child he- and everyone else, Delta added- is. York rolled his eye.

"Your turn, cockbite." Texas reminded him in her usual gentle way.

York looked carefully around the circle. "Hm, South, truth or dare?" He asked. South answered as soon as he finished, almost cutting him off.

"Dare."

York grinned. He knew he'd get fucked up later if he messed with her, but hey, sometimes you need to sarcrifice.