Here we see you and the others packing up for another trip around the multiverse.

Esdeath: "Another trip?"

(Y/N): "Around the multiverse and this time you're coming along cause ditching you was a bad idea."*rubs your butt*"I haven't sat right for months and I think my butt might be scar tissue at this point."

Esdeath: *Chuckles nervously* " Sorry sweetie. You know how I am in bed."

(Y/N): "And I deserve the punishment."

Esdeath: " Well..."

Grif: " Don't even start Es."

Tucker: "I am so glad I wasn't part of that."

Carolina: "I'm surprised you're still alive."

(Y/N): "Tell that to my poor butt."

Simmons: "And our fucking medical bills and the insurence bill on Lopez!"

Lopez: *in Spanish*"We spent 50,000 dollars to repair me!"

Courtney: "You think we should make some rules in case Esdeath gets too frisky?"

Esdeath: " Hey now I'm not that bad."

Courtney: "Remember the cucumber and carrot?"

Esdeath: *Chuckles lustfully* "That was fun."

Tucker: "Wait Esdeath, are you into dudes and chicks?"

Esdeath: "I am not bias on who to torture, men and women are the same to me."

Washington: "I'm gonna sleep with my rifle in my hands every night after hearing that."

Carolina: "Same here."

Courtney: " And I'll be staying inside of an indestructible bunker (Y/N) made. And making rules when it comes to Esdeath's...bedtime fun"

(Y/N): "Courtney, are you bringing any of your friends?"

Courtney: "Hm well..."

You and the others see that all the TD girls want to come along.

(Y/N): " Courtney, how many of your friends have you told, about me?"

Courtney: " Just Bridgette, who told Lindsay...who told Leshawna... who told Amy..."

Bridgette: "Pretty much every girl knows by now."

Tucker: "What the hell dude!?"

(Y/N): "What?"

Tucker: "You cuckold me again all at once!"

(Y/N): " Hey now I can't help it if I'm a girl-magnet alright? And I'm not doing it on purpose!"

Donut: "Can we go now or what?"

(Y/N): "Right."

You then grab the Jumper and make a portal to a universe. By the time you all go into the portal, you all see that you're in Hell.

Grif: "We're back here again!?"

(Y/N): "Dang it, this thing was on shuffle."*to Caboose*"Dang it Caboose!"

Caboose: "Oh that's what that button does."

(Y/N): "Well no time like the present."

Sometime later, we see you and the others explore the streets of pentagram city and everyone sees how many demons there are and what they're doing.

Gwen: "And I thought New Jersey was bad."

Church: "Yeah this place sucks."

We then see Tucker find a succubus and he approaches her.

Tucker: "Hey baby, I'm a knight, wanna see my excalibur? Bow chicka bow wow."

Succubus: *Scoffs* " That's the best pick up line you can say? Damn you suck."*sees you*"Ooh hello~."

Tucker: "Oh come on!"*to you*"Even succubi cucked me with you!? Their purpose in life is to bone anyone with a pulse and she prefers you!? What the fuck!?"

(Y/N): *points a Railgun at the succubus*"A step closer and your brains will be on the pavement."

Succubus: " Woah relax okay I get the message."

We then see the succubus leave as Tucker was pissed off.

Tucker: "She checks out your ass and you point a gun at her and give her a death threat. What the double fuck!?"*to Esdeath and Courtney*"How did you find this psycho attractive to you?"

Courtney: " Hey is not a psycho, he just has childhood trauma."

Tucker: "Simmons has childhood trauma and he's a nerdy wimp."

Simmons: "Hey!"

Tucker: "After that stunt he pulled, you must be turned- Where's Caboose?"

(Y/N): " I'm not sure that's how that goes."

Tucker: " No I mean where the hell is Caboose?"

(Y/N): "Where in Hell? Or is it metaphorically?"

Tucker: "I mean where the fuck is Caboose!?"

Everyone looked to see Caboose was gone.

(Y/N): "Ughh fuck me." *sees a succubus* Not literally!"*points the railgun at her*"Now get lost!" *Succubus walks off* "We have got to put a bell on him."

Church: "Yeah no, tried that he just breaks them. It's a lot cheaper to not put a bell on him."

Leshawna: "Has anyone seen Lindsay?"

Heather: " What the hell? Okay where the hell is Lindsay?"

Gwen: " Uh Heather phrasing."*points to a sign that says welcome to Hell*

Simmons: "She must've wandered off with Caboose."

Grif: " Oh great, now we got two idiots in literal hell with no sense of direction."

Leshawna: " Well what's the worst that could happen?"

Meanwhile with Lindsay and Caboose, we see the two talking to a succubus pop star named Verosika Mayday and her crew and Caboose is telling the story of his time in Blood Gulch.

Caboose: "And that is how we beat O'malley."

Vortex: "Wait, a dude gave birth to an alien?"

Apple: "How can a tank talk?"

Verosika: "So you all basically stand around and talk most of the time?"

Caboose: " Yeah pretty much. Wanna hear the story of how we took down Project Freelancer?"

Verosika and Crew: " Yes!"

Lindsay: "I like to hear that one."

Meanwhile we see you and the others looking for Caboose and Lindsay.

Gwen: " Lindsay! Lindsay!"

Tucker: " Caboose, get your ass back to us!"

Church: "You better not have a giant blimp that can blow me up again!"

(Y/N): " What?"

Church: " Long story."

Grif: "Guys maybe we should check that-"*sees a pizzeria that has pizza toppings that Grif never heard of*"Holy mother of Satan, dibs!"

(Y/N): " On what?"

Grif: "Pizza from hell!"

Church: "Not now Grif, we need to find Caboose and Lindsay."

Grif: "NO! I have been dragged along on I don't know how many adventures and nobody asked Grif what Grif wants, well Grif wants pizza and no one is gonna get in Grif's way!"

(Y/N): " Grif, do you even know what they eat in Hell?"

Church: "Grif what are you-Oh for the love of god."

You and the others see Grif laying on the ground after eating a very large pizza.

Girf: *while having a stomach ache*"I regret nothing..."

(Y/N): " Fuck!"*to the owner* "What did he order?"

Owner: "A Vegas Style All You Can Eat Buffet Everything Pizza."

Simmons: "Grif! Get your fat ass off the ground and let's move!"

(Y/N): " Simmons it's no use, the man ate a vegas style all you can eat everything pizza."

TD Girls: "What?!?"

Gwen: " I thought they stopped making those."

Grif: "It was worth it!"

Bridgette: " We need to get him to a hospital."

(Y/N): "Tucker, Lopez, put the fatass in a wheelbarrow."

Tucker: "What!?"

Simmons: "I'll get the wheelbarrow."

Tucker: " Why me?!"

(Y/N): " Would you really wanna deal with your fanclub?" *Points to a mob of dominating succubi eyeing Tucker*

Tucker: ".... Wheelbarrow it is."

(Y/N): "By the way, this guy was responsible for 50 elementary schools worth of kids by activating a relic that makes people bang each other on a planet wide scale. So uh... have fun."

Succubus: "That sick bastard!"

We then see the succubi beat up Tucker as we hear Tucker screaming in pain. Sometime later, we see Tucker in a full body cast in a mechanical wheelchair.

(Y/N): "That's for calling me a psychopath."

Tucker: " I deserve that."

Later on, we see you all looking for Lindsay and Caboose.

Simmons: "Where the fuck are they?!"

Then a stretched out pink limoscene came out of nowhere and you all saw it as the window came down and Caboose and Lindsay were in it.

Caboose: "Hello."

Church: "Caboose!? Where the fuck did you get a stretched out limo!?"

Lindsay: "Verosika gave us a ride."

(Y/N): "Who?"

Leshawna: "Who is she?"

You and the others see Verosika come out of the limo and turn to you.

Verosika: "Me."

(Y/N): " Well nice to meet you Ms.Mayday, and thanks for finding our friends."

Heather: *to Leshawna* "Told you we should have put a bell on Lindsay."

Tucker: "What the fuck!?" *to Caboose* "Did you get laid!?"

Caboose: "I don't know what that word means."

Tucker: *to Verosika*"Did you and Caboose bang?"

Verosika: "No we didn't bang. I'm not even sure he knows what sex is. He has the mind of a kid."

Church: "Yeah that's Caboose."

Tucker: "Wait then did you and Lindsay bang?"

Lindsay: "You mean give her a bangs hairstyle? Her hair is beautiful as it is."

Verosika: "She styled my hair and clothes and we did nothing else."

Gwen: " I hope they weren't too much trouble."

Verosika: " No worries, your blue friend told me about your adventures."

(Y/N): " All of them?"

Verosika then kicks Tucker in the nuts as he falls to the ground in pain.

Tucker: "Ow my balls!"

Verosika: "All of them. And he especially told me about you, the California Guy right?"

(Y/N): "Yes, Agent California. Wait, you look familiar, didn't I see you somewhere before?"

Verosika: "I am a popstar in Hell and Earth."

You then get a small Flashback and then look at Verosika.

(Y/N): "Now I remember, you were at that spring break concert, and then there was a giant sea monster and little red creatures."

Gwen: " How do you know that?"

(Y/N): " When I was on the run from my parents, I went to a spring break concert in California and I met this nice girl with a heart shaped birthmark. I told her everything about why I was on the run and she helped me out."

Verosika: "And I remember a cute guy I met at my spring break concert. He had some family issues so I talked to him and he joined my crew for a while until he got back on his feet and got some closure."

Heather: *whispers to Leshawna* "Are they for real right now?"

Leshawna: "Looks like it."*to Verosika*"Want to know where that guy is now?"

Verosika: "Yeah, do you know where he is?"

Leshawna then grabs your helmet and takes it off of your head as Verosika sees your face.

Verosika: *Gasps* "It-it can't be... (Y/N) is that you?"

(Y/N): "It's Agent California... but yeah it's me. Hi V."

Verosika: *Caresses your face* "What happened to you?"

Tucker: "Project Freelancer fucked him up along with pretty much every freelancer."

Simmons: " It was not pretty."

Verosika: " Do you... wanna come to my place?"

(Y/N): " Sure that'd be nice."

We later see you all at Verosika's place which was surprisingly huge as Tucker sees the succubi and incubi crew.

Tucker: "To the girls of the group, I heard you're with the devil, wanna seal the deal? Bow chicka bow wow."

We then see Milky punch Tucker in the nuts as he falls to the ground.

Tucker: "Ow my dick!"

Milky: " We heard about you prick."

Tucker: *in pain* "Caboose, the next time you tell girls stories about us, don't tell them about the temple of procreation part."

Caboose: "Okay."

Verosika: " So you're some kind of space marine now?"

Simmons: "A Super Soldier actually, there was this war between humans and aliens."

(Y/N): "After Project Freelancer tried to poison me with 500x the lethal dosage of cyanide. I was paired with Cortana after she saved my life."

Church: " Ahem."

(Y/N): " Oh and Church too."

Tucker: "Church, don't you have your own body now?"

Church: "Still counts Tucker!"

Cortana: *appears next to you*"After his recovery, he and I went on solo for a while."

(Y/N): "And then I met these guys." *Points to the Reds and Blues*

Verosika: "Well it's good to see you again (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "How are things with you and that Blitzo guy?"

Verosika: " We broke up. He stole my car, left me with the check, and worst of all he maxed out my card for horse riding lessons!"*Smashes a wall*

Tucker: "You think that guy is bad? I saw California point a Railgun at a succubus and gave her a death threat."

Verosika: "Why?"

(Y/N): "Old habits I guess. After all the trauma I got in high school, I basically give a death threat to any girl who looked at me funny. I enlisted myself into Project Freelancer just to get away from them."

Courtney: " Well there's gotta be a way to break those habits."

Simmons: "Without him breaking our bones."

(Y/N): "Alright, sorry in advance."

4000 attempts later.

Tucker: "Okay breaking old habits is hard but did you really have to take it out on Lopez?"

You and the others see Lopez in several pieces and his head was next to Verosika's feet.

Lopez: *in spanish*"What the fuck!?"

(Y/N): "I'm sorry."

Tucker: "Okay at this point we need to find a way to break those habits somehow before we get killed."

Simmons: "We tried everything, it's no use he's too traumatized to break those habits. And Grif suffered a lot of the injuries (Y/N) gave him."

Grif: *in pain*"I think I'm bleeding internally."

Doc: "Oh boy, let me give Grif some medical attention."

(Y/N): "I'm sorry, I guess I'm too dangerous to be around. I guess old habits die hard."

Courtney: *sighs* "Doc, you're a psychologist right?"

Doc: "Well my psychology is just as bad as my medical training."

Courtney: "Just try please."

The group then sees you turn on your active camouflage and leave the room.

Tucker: "And he's gone."

Later, we see the group looking for you.

Washington: "He could be anywhere."

We then see a portal open as we see the IMP crew come back from a job.

Millie: "Hey everyone."

Blitzo: "Hey, our client sent us to kill his shitty parents and he paid us 100 million dollars."

Simmons: "WHAT!?"

Tucker: " Wait...(Y/N) was here?"

Blitzo: "(Y/N)? Oh you mean Agent California. He looks like a freakin movie star or an action hero from a movie in that armor."

Caboose: " Yeah that's Agent California."

Washington: " Where is he now?"

Blitzo: "Why are you asking me?"

Tucker: "Wait, he paid you assholes to kill his parents and you have no idea where he is."

Blitzo: "Yeah I lied cause he paid me not to tell you guys where he is."

???(Verosika): "Blitzo."

Blitzo: "Oh shit."

Verosika: "Where is he now?"

Blitzo: "I'm not telling you shit, cocksucking bitch!"

We then see Tex grab Blitzo by the horns

Tex: "How much does it hurt when I rip your own horn off of your head?"

Blitzo: "Okay, okay, okay I'll talk! He's finding his parents so he can kill them here!"

Washington: "Where?"

Sometime later, we see the reds and blues arrive at an alleyway and they see the carnage you brought on your parents as they were horrified from looking at the corpses of your dead parents.

Sarge: " My god..."

(Y/N): "That's what they get for putting me through all of those years of torture."

Tucker: "What....the hell."

Carolina: "(Y/N), I know you're hurt, believe me I should know what it's like to have a horrible parent but this, this is too far, did you even listen to what they had to say? What have they have done ever since you left?"

(Y/N): "They told me they're glad I left, I was dead weight to them."

Tucker then saw a VHS tape on the floor.

Tucker: " The hell?"

Tucker then put the tape into the VCR as it played a video of your parents.

(M/N): "Sweetheart, if you're seeing this... we're sorry.

(Y/N): "What?"

(F/N): "We know that we hurt you, but- but the reason we abused you was because of this Project Freelancer thing, they black mailed us into abusing you so you could be ready for them."

(M/N): "We didn't want to do this, but they threatened to kill you if we didn't. We cried ourselves to sleep knowing what we did."

(F/N): "And (Y/N)... We'll always love ya kid."

Out of sheer rage, you smashed the TV and destroyed the VHS tape with your bare hands.

(Y/N): "LIARS!!! LIARS!!!!"

Washington: " They're not lying."

(Y/N): "If they feel sorry for all the pain and torture I went through, then why didn't they say so in person instead of a tape like cowardly monsters!"

Grif: "They would have said it, if you didn't kill them instead of hearing them out."

Simmons: "Grif no-"

Grif: "No Simmons this has to be said to (Y/N), the only reason he's like this is because of Project Freelancer, and let's face it we all fucked by those bastards, they even black mailed (Y/N)'s parents."

(Y/N): "Gr-"

Grif: " No you're hurting dude, and if you keep it in, it's just gonna get worse and worse for you."

You were about to punch Grif so hard his Visor shattered to pieces until Carolina and Washington held you back.

Carolina: "That's enough (Y/N), we all been through it!"

(Y/N): "I don't see Maine, or York, or CT, or Wyoming, or the twins, or anyone! If those guys were really the best they would be standing here right now!"

Washington: "We know, but sometimes not everyone survives, we know it hurts but you have to let go... if you keep this up you'll be alone."

Carolina: "We know what it's like."

(Y/N): "I should have never brought back Tex or Church! And you two should have died with the others!"

You then punch a wall so hard that you collapse a building and storm off.

Tucker: "Fine! Go! We don't need you! We're fine with 3 freelancers!"

Church: "Actually that's all intentional by his parents, you need to hear this guys."

Church then played an audio log from the director of Project Freelancer.

Director: *from the audio log*"The experiment involving Agent California was designed to remove any humanity within him. Turning him into a Soldier that is willing to kill any target that meets his eyes, even the target were his fellow freelancers if he was ordered to either kill the freelancer for not following the mission or is inadequate to Project Freelancer. We made cover stories made specifically to make him less human. Project Freelancer has no history of blackmailing his parents and they are willing to do a service for Project Freelancer for their own reasons, the mother wanted fame while the father wanted fortune. Agent Carolina, if you're listening to this and found Agent California alive and well and his parents attempt to get him to forgive him then that means the experiment was a success. What you have witnessed was a man that has far long lost his humanity. Even if somehow Project Freelancer falls and all the freelancers are imprisoned, you and any surviving freelancer will be healed but California's wounds are scars, forever engraved into his psyche. While The Meta wanted to achieve perfection and become human, California achieved to become the perfect soldier. This is Dr. Leonard L. Church signing off."

Then the audio log cuts off as we see the reds and blues look at each other.

Tucker: "Even when he's dead, he's still ruining our lives."

Delta: *appears next to Carolina*"The helmet logs and bioscan data from (Y/N)'s encounter with his parents confirms this."

Delta then brings up a video showing the conversation between you and your parents.

(M/N): "All you had to do is to follow his orders and we would've been rich and famous but no you grew a pair and a conscience."

(F/N): "You are a mistake and dead weight now!"

(Y/N): "That's it, after everything that Project Freelancer put me through you still want fame and fortune and now I'm worth nothing to you!? You're even more corrupt than they are!"

(F/N): "What are you gonna do, kill us? Again?"

(Y/N): "You know what, the Director's death was a favor! Your deaths will be a triumph!"

Everyone then sees you murdering your parents in the most brutal way possible as they see blood, guts, and gore as Delta ends the video.

Delta: "I ran a bioscan on his parents, they were telling the truth."

Tucker: "Wait, you mean that VHS tape is a lie?"

Delta: "Indeed. Over our conversations, to him, Freelancers only exist to lie, cheat, and backstab anyone to get what they want."

Carolina: "That's ages ago!"

Delta: "You kept Washington's injury a secret from everyone, even from Washington."

Carolina: "That's....differ-"

Delta: "Please Carolina, you are only proving his point."

Tucker: "Wow, deadly and philosophical the worst combination only a supervillain would be or some asshole who went through a shitty life."

Verosika: "Hey I know a guy who used to work with Project Freelancer, maybe he can help."

Washington: "The Counselor? He's here?"

Verosika: "Where else would humans go when they do evil deeds when they were alive?"

Carolina: "But if he's there, then that means-"

Washington: "The agents of Project Freelancer are here too."

Tucker: "You mean Wyoming, The Meta, and every other asshole who worked in Freelancer? Died and went here."

Verosika: " Duh, where else would they go?"

???(Wyoming): "Hello old friends."

Everyone then looks up and they see Wyoming on top of a building.

Tex: "Wyoming."

Wyoming: "Some of our old colleagues said you and Carolina are supposed to be dead."

Tex: "Don't sound surprised."

Carolina: "Yeah well, looks like we're still kicking."

???(York): "I guess this is the worst place to have a reunion."

Everyone then sees the other dead freelancers with Wyoming.

Wyoming: "I've been talking to our friend Maine for awhile and he is not very pleased on how he died."

Maine: *Growls in anger*

Simmons: "Uh...."

Grif: "Hey it's not our fault he tried to kill us first."

North: "And it's not his fault that Sigma turned him into a puppet. And I know there was an experiment for me and my sister."

South: *to Washington* "Nice to see you again, Wash."

Washington: "Well I guess the past is stabbing us in the back, again."

CT: "In more ways than one, Tex, Carolina nice see you two again."

Tex: "Just following orders okay CT, by the way your boyfriend was killed by Epsilon."

CT: "Cause he was killed by a group of idiots from Simulation outposts, yeah he told me."

Tucker: "Wait....CT was a chick!? And the asshole Church killed was her boyfriend!?"

Church: "I say we did your job for you. We kept the armor out of the wrong hands and killed the guy you were supposed to kill."

Wyoming: "And what of your Hollywood friend California?"

Washington: "A victim of one of the Director's experiments just like the rest of us."

York: "Yeah we kinda overheard the conversation with his parents and saw the blood and carnage. Now I'm gonna have nightmares for months."

Carolina: "We need to find the Counselor and undo the damage that's been done to California."

Meta: *Growls in concern*

CT: "Maine's right, how the hell are we supposed to find a guy who's literally more crazy than Tex or Maine?"

Caboose: *looking at the news*"Look, California is on TV!"

We then see everyone gather around the TV and they watch the news.

Katie: *on TV*"Out of nowhere, a one man with the firepower of a one man army is bringing devastation in the turf wars in Hell, all are advised to stay indoors and away from this psycho-path. His wrath is racking up more kills than the yearly extermination day."

Church: "That was easy."

Carolina: "Verosika, find the Counselor and get him to California. The rest of us will try to slow California down."

Verosika: "On it."

Later, we see the reds and blues and freelancers get to where you are as you see them.

(Y/N): "What are you doing here?"

South: "Stopping you asshole."

Wyoming: "Thought that cyanide would have put an end to you?"

(Y/N): "It will take more than just a tiny needle to get rid of me."

South: "Look, we were just following orders. We didn't want to do this, the Director did."

???(Counselor): "They are telling the truth."

You then see Verosika's limo coming in and you see the Counselor himself.

(Y/N): "The director's little lap dog, here to die again at the hands of a freelancer?"

Counselor: "Do not mistake my intentions California. While I have worked with the director, I disagree with his methods, they were too extreme and I apologize."

(Y/N): *Points the Railgun at the Counselor*"You're about two seconds from-"

You were cut off when you were hit in the back of the head as you went unconscious as everyone saw it was Felix, along with the reds and Blues.

Tucker: *to Felix* "I can't believe you actually helped us."

Felix: "Yeah well not even this guy deserved what he had to go through. Now I want my money."

Grif: "Yeah, yeah." *Hands Felix a case of money*"Here's your pay."

We later see everyone in the Counselor's house where you were still unconscious and strapped to a chair, stripped of your armor and weapons.

Simmons: "Are you sure this is gonna work?"

Counselor: "I helped mold many Freelancers and even Sharkface, reversing one is easy."

Grif: "But is it gonna hurt him?"

Counselor: "Only one way to find out. Awake him."

Caboose then screams into your ear and wakes you up.

(Y/N): "AH! What!? Where am I?!"

Counselor: "Agent California, remain calm. All of this is necessary for your counseling session."

(Y/N): "I swear if you-"

Sarge: "Calm down soldier, you're not right in the head, let the man use the power of psychology to fix you back in peak condition."

(Y/N): "You can't be serious he-"

Tucker: "We know, but he wanted to undo the damage that's been done to you man, look we've all been screwed over by Project Freelancer, and this guy is gonna help you, trust us."

(Y/N): " *sighs* .... Okay. Do what you gotta do Counselor."

Counselor: "While I can't heal the wounds in your psyche, only you can. I have been informed of your... activities from General Esdeath as well as the reconstructed Ai fragments from the Meta's armor and Cortana. You have done good until recently. If you were by chance to see other freelancers, do you wish to kill them?"

(Y/N): "Yeah cause you made all of them backstabbers and liars."

Counselor: "After the reconstruction of the AI fragments that made up the Meta along with the Alpha Ai have you noticed a change in your behavior?"

(Y/N): "A change? Like what?"

Counselor: "Ever since the AI reconstruction, you made no attempt in harming either Agent Washington or Carolina despite having the physicality and skills to do so when you met them or the time you spent with them."

(Y/N): "What are you saying?"

Counselor: "I'm saying you grew to trust them even though you weren't close with either one of them. And I see that you reconstructed the Beta Ai or commonly referred to as Agent Texas and made no attempt in harming or destroying her. So the same would be said about her."

Tex: "True."

(Y/N): "What are you getting at Counselor?"

Counselor: "After the slaughter of your parents by your hands, you don't perceive them as your real family. Biological families and found families are two different things."

Tucker: "Translation please?"

Counselor: " (Y/N) perceives you all as his true family despite the fact that either party has biological relations."

Tucker: "So basically what you're saying is those two assholes he killed are his mother and father but not his mommy and daddy? Like in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2?"

Counselor: "Indeed."

(Y/N): "But that would mean I..."

Counselor: "Found people you perceive as a family."

(Y/N): "I guess I did... sure they're all idiots, but they're not so bad once you get to know them."

Counselor: "I have noticed your interactions between your first Ai Cortana and yourself. It seems she has achieved Metastability too."

Tucker: "Oh shit."

Church: "I may be an Ai but I have no idea what that means."

Tex: "It's the final stage of AI rampancy, it's when an AI is considered human."

Tucker: "Is that what made the Meta?"

Counselor: "The Meta was an identity made by Sigma as an attempt to make himself considered human by obtaining specific AI fragments, but that plan has failed due to Washington's efforts in decommissioning Project Freelancer. Making Cortana the first AI to achieve such a feat."

Cortana: *appears next to you*"Thank you."

Counselor: "The reason why I brought it up is because I noticed some emotions from my conversations with Cortana. It seems she has feelings for you."

Cortana: "What!? I uh...."

(Y/N): "Wait, she does?"

Counselor: "We'll talk about that later, for now let's move onto some topics. You exhibited kindness to Courtney, am I correct?"

(Y/N): "Yeah."

Counselor: "It seems that with their help your healing will be assured."

(Y/N): "Really?"

Counselor: "Indeed."

Sometime later, we see you and the others together at Verosika's house.

(Y/N): "Thanks for helping me guys."

Tucker: "What are families for? We're like the Guardians of the Galaxy and I'm talking about the movies. You're Rocket, Caboose is Groot, Carolina is Gamora, and I'm Starlord."

(Y/N): "Make sense considering everyone keeps screwing your life."

Tucker: "Okay name one time I was screwed."

(Y/N): "When you called for help when you were in the desert and it took forever and by the time help arrived it was Sarge, Grif, and Caboose."

Church: "An alien knocked you up and you gave birth to Junior."

Donut: "And you impregnated so many women that there's enough kids to fill up 500 elementary schools."

Kaikaina: "You went back in time and cockblocked yourself and me."

Washington: "My injury."

Tucker: "Okay fair point."

(Y/N): *to Verosika*"Sorry about earlier, and almost commiting genocide in Hell."

Verosika: "Meh, don't worry, most of the sinners here are complete assholes."

Tucker: "Like Felix."

Verosika: "Yeah him too, guy is worse than my ex-boyfriend or that Goetia Princess."

(Y/N): "Goetia Princess?"

Donut: "Oh yeah, Blitzo's boyfriend's wife Stella."

(Y/N): "Who's that?"

Donut: "The swan lady with a bad temper, and she's a big bird."

Grif: "Arranged marriage, it's a common thing in royal families."

(Y/N): "And am I gonna see her?"

Caboose: "Yes, she's right behind you."

You and the others then turn to see Stella who was directly behind you.

Simmons: "Wow."

Tucker: "Okay for a giant bird who squaks out curse words at the top of her lungs you're stealthy."

Stella: "Why you little-" *raises her hand*

Carolina: *Arms a pistol* "Don't even think about it. You've already fallen so much, do you really want to fall permanently?"

Stella reluctantly sat down and looked away with anger in her eyes.

(Y/N): "Uh I'm no demon expert but, V, why is she here?"

Tucker: "Wait California, didn't you and Verosika bang in the past?"

Verosika: *Kicks Tucker in his junk* "No! We only made out, I wasn't gonna take advantage of him."

Tucker: *in pain* "Ow my balls!"

Grif: "Join the club."

Verosika: "And to answer (Y/N)'s question, she's here... because her husband divorced and kicked her out."

Tucker: "Why? Because her ex is into dudes?"

Verosika: "Yeah, some shit went down at Ozzies and I may have gone a little... too far."

(Y/N): "You sang trashed your ex didn't you?"

Verosika: "...Yeah."

Washington: "Man, hell is messed up."

Verosika: "You have no idea."

Next: Chapter 7: Getting Over A Divorce