What's that?

What's what?

That!

Where?

There, on that chair

Oh, that,

Yes, that!

It's my hat,

Not that!

That thing inside

That's trying to hide,

Oh that,

Yes, that!

It's just my bat,

You have a bat

Inside your hat?

His name's Barack,

He lives in there.

I see,

He gave me

Quite a scare.

Oh he's okay,

No ill intent,

Except, he thinks

He's president.

I think I'll go

You're quite insane,

He'll never

Be president

With that stupid name.

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Owain Glyn