Up a Gum tree

Without a paddle.

An apple a day

Won't get you a Doctor's appointment.

A stitch in time

Won't fix the ozone layer.

To many cooks

Won't fit in the microwave.

Do unto others

Before they do unto you.

A friend in need

Is a bloody nuisance.

A rich man

Doesn't use needles.

Life is full of clichés.

Death is a certainty.

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Owain Glyn