Juggling potatoes

Is now what I do

It's a very new skill

That I'm learning to do.

I toss them up high

And straight down they crash

They never get wasted

Mum makes scrummy mash.

My Dad cries out "Catch Em!"

But I never do,

I'm too busy laughing,

I'm sure you would too.

When I've mastered this skill,

And stop shaking my legs,

I think I'll move on

And start juggling some eggs!

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A/N My Grandson told his father he had a new joke, his father said, enthusiastically, tell me, Jack responded, 'juggling potatoes' and burst out laughing at this fine joke. Personally, I don't get it! :)))

Owain Glyn