"I'll beat you to my place!" My friend, Riley Whawill challenges me, and I smiled.
"I'm sure I'll beat you this time!!!" I say as I ran as fast as I could to the Whawill household, and he smirked and got me off track by saying: "ZOBOOMAFOO!!!!!!!" really loudly. I fell on my face as he ran past me like nothing.
"Beat you!" He shouted in triumph as I walked past, holding my now bleeding nose.
"My nose is bleeding because of you, Riley." I said, and he walked over to me.
"Fred, I didn't mean to scare you with Zoboomafoo." He said, and that name sent shivers up my spine. Nobody's allowed to say that name, and I have a fear of that show. I ran home before he could say something else, and flopped onto the couch.
"Fred, is that you dear?" Mom called out from the kitchen, and I nodded.
"Its me mama!" I said, and smiled. I got out Plushtrap, my golden bunny plush, and held him close. I never knew where my dad got him, but I love this little guy. At night, he cuddles with me and we talk to each other if I can't sleep. I wonder why that happens, and why doesn't he move during the day? I decide to ask him tonight, and I got up to go to the table.
"What's fur dinner, mama?" I asked and sat Plushtrap down on my lap.
"Meatloaf and salad." She replied. I mentally groan, not the meatloaf! I hold Plushtrap close agian, and his tiny arms wrap around me. Hes up agian, and this is early. He yawned and snuggled close to me, then fell back asleep. Dad walked in and saw Plushtrap, so he sat down beside me and sighed.
"Fred, I need to show you something after dinner. Bring Plushtrap two, he needs to see this two." He said with a serious tone of voice. Plushtrap shivered and hugged me tighter, like he was afraid of my dad. I was scared two, but I didn't show it as I comforted my little pal.
"Hey dad, how does Plushtrap work?" I asked, and dad laughed.
"Hes partly living,so he sleeps and has emotions like you do. But since he's a plush, he can't eat,drink or go to the bathroom." Dad explained, just as my plush friend stole a piece of my meatloaf.
"Oh, I guess he does eat." My dad said, surprised. Hes never awake for dinner, so I guess he just wants to try it. I didn't mind since I didn't like this that much, and he seemed to be starving. He silently stole my food and nibbled on it, and the rest of us talked about him.
"Hes so cute, but where did you get him honey?" My mom asked, and that made Plushtrap shiver.
"I think we're making him uncomfortable..." I say, but I was ignored by my parents because they continued to talk about him.
"Guys... Stop talking about me... Its creepy!" The little guy finally managed to say as tears started to fill his eyes, and I held him close again.
"Sorry Plushtrap, we didn't know you were upset about that." Dad said and I shook my head. I give up with my dad, I tried to tell him but he didn't listen. And so we ate the rest of dinner in silence, none of us spoke a word. Nobody cared about the yelling from the basement, or the sword that randomly flew out of there. We just ate, in peace. I wonder what the Nightmares are doing in there, and why a sword flew out of there. My house has so many mysteries so I'm just never going to ask, ever. Like how we easily dismiss the flying swords, or the fact that we have ghostly robots that fight all the time in our freaking basement.
(Admin note; this is not mentioned in the original book, but Its okay since this is a stupid Abridged thingy)
"Fred, do you remember that stupid pizzaria you went to when you were little?"
I think he means Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, that place I went to with Riley when we were little. It closed down because of some weird stuff coming out of the robots, also known as animatronics. Why does my dad ask me about that? I have no idea.
"I remember Freddy's, dad." I told him, and he smiled.
"That's good, because I have to show you something that relates to that stupid place." He replied, leaving me and Plushie confused.
"Uh, what do you wanna show me dad?" I asked, making his smile widen.
"The Drawwhos, that's who."
Da fuq?!

That ends this stupid Abridged chappy! Read @waferbomastic's story if your confused, and hai Wafer! She's an awesome friend and I love her! Anyway, peace love and cupcakes! :3
Goodbye my little cupcakes! Have a derptastic day!