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another chapter my dudes and dudettes.

I can't believe this book has about 3K views (Edit in between writing: oh wait...it's 5k now). Like, omg.

I should legit do something absolutely special.

MAYBE a face reveal. Maybe not. Idk.

But uh...any suggestions? Comics? Fanart?

Anyways, on with the chapter!

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*punches door*

I'M BACK Y'ALL >:D

UT! Sans: My door!

Oh...uh...sorry about that...

ANYWAYS! I came back with more requests ^^

UFell! Sans:...you know what, this is only gonna continue over and over again. So there's no point in complaining anymore...

UFell! Frisk: It's okay Sans *hugs him*

MY SHIP IS SAILINGG!!!!!!! HAHHAA!!!

*they stare at me like I'm crazy*

O-OH um...sorry.

DT! Sans: Are the requests for us really bad?

...well uh...wE'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT I GUESS (secretly knows that there's a pretty bad one)

DT! Sans: There's gonna be a bad one...huh?

MMMMAYBE... *shrugs*

All Sanses: ;-;

Ehehehehe... ANYWAYS! Let's start, shall we?

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Wizardwolf1020

I dare all the Sanses to watch RWBY Amber vs CEM and tell me who does Amber remind you of in both actions and looks

Jesus. When I watched this video, I was like: "OH MY GOSH WAITTTT--"

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UT! Sans: Heh. They look like you Frisk! Heh heh- wait...and their powers...

UT! Frisk: They have your powers Sans!

*is wondering if Amber is their long lost daughter or sumthin'*

AAAnywayss, on to the next one!--

*There's a knock at the door*

Ah ha! More AUs!

*opens door*

ZeldaFell! Frisk: Uh...is this where all the Frans AUs are?

(HaHa! You're welcome undertaleships174 >:3. By the way, readers, this is undertaleships's AU)

Why, yes it is! You guys look a bit like them...*points to UFell! Frans*)

ZF! Sans: Eh?

ZF! Frisk: Oh! Hello!

*UFell! Frisk waves*

Okay, so, shall we move on?

ZF! Sans: Wat. What do you mean 'move on'?

*SIGHHHH* Okay. So. Basically *explains the whole thing*

ZF! Frisk: Oooh. Wow. Okay.

(So like... Idk how they actually act in your AU so...forgive me if they're supposed to act differently)

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Wolvesrawesome101

1. I dare all Sans AUs to wear makeup and I mean actual MAKEUP (even thought it's clearly impossible because ya know... No skin) but the frisks have to put the makeup on their Sans. :3

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OOOOHHH This is guno be interstinggg.

UFell! Sans: What the heck is make-up?

It's basically stuff people put on their faces to change the way they look. Especially for like, Plays and musicals and stuff.

UT! Frisk: I mean... I've never worn make-up before so... Let's hope we do this correctly...

US! Frisk: Make-up?! I've NEVER used that stuff.

UFell! Sans: And they're going to have to put it on us...

DT! Frisk: Well, my lovely Sans, you're in luck! I've used make-up before for my dance recitals.

DT! Sans: That makes me wonder what I'm going to look like afterwards...

Here *a make-up kit pops up out of nowhere* use this.

ET! Frisk: I think this'll be fun... >:)

G! Sans: This is just great...

SF! Frisk: You know, I just realized that it's a win-win whether we make the Sanses look good with make-up or not...

UT! Sans: What do ya mean?

SF! Frisk: Well, if we make you pretty, you're just gonna look really funny. And if we make you look ugly, it's also gonna look really funny. *smirks*

UFell! Sans:
...
*tear falls down face*
*thinks to self* HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEE!
I MADE MY MISTAKES--

SF! Sans: WELL I, THE TERRIBLE MAGNIFICENT SANS, DOESN'T NEED MAKE-UP! FOR I AM ALREADY QUIET CHARMING.

SF! Frisk: *snickers* I still have to put it on you.

All the Sanses:
*thinks to self*
Oh dear god...

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(I couldn't find any pictures of Sanses with make-up on... So I did what I had to do...)

*wheezes*

(I may have forgotten some AUs. I'm not sure)

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Wolvesrawesome101

2. I was wondering if we could get some action going on.. As in...I DARE BLUEBERRY, SF! SANS, FELL, AND MT SANS TO PRANK CALL THEIR BROTHERS!!! (Sorry Fell if Dream picks this one I understand your relationship with uh how do I say it...ummm your boss)

Tell Fresh I said wazzup meh dude.

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UFresh! Sans: SUPPPPP

US! Sans: Ah! I think I know how to prank call!

SF! Sans: Prank calling? I've never heard of it, but I'm sure I'll be able to prank my brother easily!

MT! Sans: Huh. Okay.

UFell! Sans: ...Boss is gonna hate me for this...

UFell! Frisk: Hey, don't worry! I'll defend you! *hugs Sans*

Here *a phone pops up* who wants to go first?

US! Sans: OH! I, the Magnificent Sans, would like to go first! *grabs the phone*

CALL TIME

US! Papyrus: hello?

US! Sans: *tries to speak in deep voice* Hello. This is PizzaHut. We are giving you ten, free boxes of any pizza you like!

US! Paps: *knows exactly what's going on but doesn't want to make Sans sad* could I just have them all pepperoni?

US! Sans: Of Course! But before you hang up... I must reveal something!

Us! Paps: ?

US! Sans: IT IS ME BROTHER! I wasn't actually PizzaHut! Did I fool you?

US! Paps: you sure did bro

US! Sans: Haha! Anyways, see ya later! *hangs up*

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SF! Paps: Uh... Hello?

SF! Sans: *says in higher voice* Yes! I called to talk to you about the brain surgery you asked for!

SF! Paps: *sigh* look, this is either three things: you got the wrong number, this is a prank call, or you're another fangirl trying to get my attention. I don't know how many times I have to say this, but I already have a girlfriend (*cough* cHARA--) *hangs up*

SF! Sans: THAT LITTLE-- HE JUST HUNG UP ON ME!

SF! Frisk: Well, your lazy brother wouldn't know that it was you cause this is a prank call.

SF! Sans: RIGHT...

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UF! Paps: HELLO?

UF! Sans: Hello! You just one $1,000,000! Stay on the line to receive this huge amount of money!

UF! Paps: OH? MONEY FOR ME? WHY, OF COURSE I'LL TAKE IT! FOR THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS OBVIOUSLY DESERVES MONEY

UF! Sans: Great! Just one thing though...

UF! Paps: AND THAT WOULD BE?

UF! Sans: This is a prank call

UF! Paps:...

UF! Sans:...

UF! Paps: YOU'RE DEAD WHEN YOU GET HOME SANS. *hangs up*

UF! Sans: Oh shiz.

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MT! Paps: HELLO?

MT! Sans: Hi, this is Chilli's. May I take your order?

MT! Paps: YEAH, NOT GONNA WORK TODAY, SANS

MT! Sans: Darn. Okay. See ya.

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ChristyK05

I dare the Sanses to do the helium challenge

*whispers to readers only* Let's just say that this is half of the request...

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UT! Sans: Oh. That doesn't sound to bad.

UFell! Sans: What the heck is the helium challenge?

The helium challenge is just when you get a balloon and inhale the helium inside. Then you find out what happens when you speak... >:)

UT! Sans: Oh, I know what happens--

SHUSH. It'll be a surprise... Especially the next part of the request-- I MEAN, NOTHING.

G! Sans: *glares at me suspiciously*

UFresh! Sans: Let's go bros!

*all the Sanses stand up and leave*

Here are the balloons! *throws the bag out the door*

*immediately turns to Frisks*

US! Frisk: Uh, are you okay?-

I HAVE TO TELL ALL OF Y'ALL THAT THE REQUEST THAT I JUST SAID ISN'T THE WHOLE THING.

UT! Frisk: So... There's more?

Y E S >:)

DT! Frisk: What's that face for?

Just listen to what I'm about to put up >:)

*ALERT ALERT! THIS IS THE BAD REQUEST I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN THE BEGINNING!*

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ChristyK05

(Continuation)

I dare the Frisks (except for the innocent like Littletale! Frisk) to react to Fontcest...... (Ew.... Don't tell the Sanses)

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UT! Frisk: What's 'fontcest'?

Oh UT! Frisk, you're about to find out. I pray that you're still yourself after this.

US! Frisk: Why? Is it that bad--

YES. YES IT IS THAT BAD. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

US! Frisk: Okay...?

SF! Frisk: Oh, come on. It can't be too bad.

DON'T EVEN SAY THAT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH COMING ACROSS IT.

SF! Frisk: Okay then...

Brace yourself. Lemme just check up on the Sanses real quick to make sure they're distracted.

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UFresh! Sans: yo yo yo what up! I sound like a super fresh mouse!

US! Sans: MWEH HEH HEH! MY VOICE IS SO HIGHHH!

UT! Sans: does anyone want a high five?

G! Sans: How am I supposed to flirt with Frisk with this voice?!

Yup. They're distracted.

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Okay guys. I'm serious. You don't know how bad it is to look at Fontcest. (I'm sorry if you like Fontcest and you're reading this)

UT! Frisk: you're kind of concerning me...

You should be.

US! Frisk: Okay, can you just show us now? I'm wondering why it's so bad.

*sigh* Okay...

( Kinky Person: WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS?
Me: Uh-Uh. Nope. No pictures. Sorry.)

SF! Frisk: aaaand enter *enters the search 'fontcest'*

US! Frisk: It can't be that baaaAAADDDD WTFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

SF! Frisk: EW THIS IS DISGUSTING!! WHY TF IS SANS AND PAPYRUS--

UT! Frisk: My... My eyes.... No... NOOOOO!!!!!!

FF! Frisk: Wh... What....

Here's a trash bag if you need to barf...

*witnesses ET! Frisk barfing in the corner*

DT! Frisk: Who came up with this?!?!

ZF! Frisk: I... I'm gonna go... To the bathroom... *gags*

UFell! Frisk: ☹️

AT! Frisk: This is just HORRIBLE. OH MY GOD.

RT! Frisk: *begins to cry*

MT! Frisk: Yeah so, I'M TAKING THE NOPE TRAIN. *walks away*

UFresh! Frisk: WAIT! TAKE ME WITH YOU!

I TOLD YOU IT WAS BAD.

US! Frisk: THIS ISN'T TRUE, RIGHT? RIGHT?!?!

No! It's not!

*Now, what happens next is this: imagine US! Frisk repeatedly hitting the laptop with a bat. And then imagine them stabbing it with a knife and then shooting it with a gun. Finally, she ends up going to hot land and dropping the remains in the lava. :)*

US! Frisk: That laptop can now burn in hell. Literally.

SF! Frisk: Can I jump in a hole and bury myself forever..?

UT! Frisk: *crying a lot*

*all the Frisks are practically traumitized*

*theres a knock at the door (that magically appeared again)*

Who is it?

UT! Sans: Sans. Who else would it be? Can we come back inside?

Yeah...

*all the Sanses enter the room*

UF! Sans: So what happened while we were gone?

*they all see their Frisks traumitized*

UT! Sans: WHOA, what happened?! *hugs Frisk*

UT! Frisk: I-it was you... And P-Paps... *cries*

G! Sans: What did you do to them?!

IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR. IT WAS A REQUEST!

MT! Sans: What did you have them look at?!

... Fontcest...

UT!, UFell!, G! And other Sanses: Oh god, no.

US! Sans: WHAT'S FONTCEST?

NOBODY SAY A WORD.

US! Sans: WHAT? I WANNA KNOW

NO YOU DON'T, OKAY?! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT SEARCH IT UP.

US! Sans: FINE, FINE.

UT! Frisk: C-Can we not do anymore r-requests?

*sighs* Yeah, okay. I don't blame you...

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HEYYYY!!!

You: YOU LITTLE-- YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED IN MONTHS AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG--

I know...

I'm so sorry.

I'm so so sorry.

Please forgive me.

I'm so sorry.

I wish I worked on this chapter more and faster.

I can't believe myself because I'm getting so many views, and I continue to take so many months making a new chapter.

I'm really really sorry.

... Peace ✌️✌

P.S....
Sorry...

Also, happy (soon to be) B-Day Destiny7865432 ! ^^