Alright so I was at this pizza place and the employee was staring at me weirdly. I didn't really understand why, but she finally spoke up.

"Is that America on your phone case?"

I just sorta stared at her with a smile
And nodded.

She then said.

"Sorry I was staring at your shirt,"

(Note: I was wearing a Hetalia shirt)

"I was looking for France, he's my favorite!"

aND I JUST DIEED

BYE