Akari's POV:

My first C-rank. I wonder what it's going to be. Just at that perfect timing, an old man with a sake bottle walks in. What a joy. Is he the person that we have to escort? Fuck. I'd rather be on an A-rank mission right now. "These midgets are going to guard me? Can the silver-haired one and the short one with the idiotic face even do anything?" He asked. Naruto started yelling at him. I put on my ANBU mask and tossed a bingo boot to him. He flipped through it. His eyes went wide. I walked past him and took the book out of his hands.

"Let's go."

Sasuke' s POV:

At the gates, before we left Tazuna said "I expect you to protect me with your life." Akari, being Akari, asked " Protect you from what? Splinters? If that's all, you can go crying back to mommy for a band-aid." Thus, facial expression wars began.

Kakashi's POV:

Watching their facial expression war was quite amusing.

Sasuke: Seriously?

Akari: No fucks given.

At this point, they were talking out loud.

Sasuke: I wonder how you became a ninja...

Akari: I wonder why you're gay...

Ah, the conversation was quite interesting.

Authors note:

I know... I haven't updated in a long time and here I come with a short af chapter.

Don't blame me, blame stress, anxiety and EQAO!

Yes, I'm still taking the goddamm tests. What's the point of having math EQAO when you can use calculators?

Well. In life, shit happens.