Chapter 31-
Mummy Issues.

"Um, what's with the ancient supperware?" Ethan asks, pulling me out of my tired trance, but I get sucked back in as the teacher continues taking.

I laugh at Rory's mummy statement and actually decide to start listening, "Anyways, guys, that is the end of the tour. But, uh, you know, uh, feel free to stay around as long as you like." Sir says, as pretty much our whole class turn and start leaving, "Or you could leave, cause that's ok too." He adds, walking off with the students.

"He actually chose death over a life without love. That's to romantic." Sarah states, "Yeah.. romantic..." I mumble, thinking about how many people, who I've loved, have left me.

"It probably got less romantic when they bottled up his organs." Ethan states, "And if I'm lucky, one of these jars will have pancreas." Benny whispers, we all look at him questionably.

"I used all my grandmas ancient pancreas in a potion. I have to top it up before she finds out." Benny explains, "Gross, what was it for?" Sarah asks, Benny looks off into the distance for a few seconds.

(EXTRA:
"Oh, Benny. You look so good with that beard." Benny states in his best Abigail impression, "Oh well, I knew you liked it." He says in his normal voice. )

"Wizard stuff..." Benny answers, and I could smell the lie from a mile away, "You wouldn't understand. Cover me!" Benny says, sneaking over to the jars.

"Okay, just make it quick." Ethan states, "Benny, I love you. But if you get caught, I'm turning you in." I state, causing a playful glare from my boyfriend.

"You guys are asking for trouble. I don't want any part of this." Sarah states, walking off. "Benny, maybe she's right. It is stealing." Ethan says.

"So? The museum stole it first. You think they asked Raggedy Andy here to raid his tomb? Didn't think so." Benny asks, "And It's not like he's gonna use it." I add. "Ah, bingo." Benny whispers as he takes the jar and pours the pancreas into his zip-lock bag.

Benny coughs, "Ugh, it's hideous." He claims as he all start walking off, but I jump, "What's up?" Benny asks me, "Uh... nothing, just thought I heard something." I say, smiling.

*

"What is the big deal? We collect weird stuff all the time." Benny argues back, "Yeah, when we're fighting monsters. This time it's more like... getting groceries." Sarah says, "Come on, it's nothing like... that." Ethan says a little awkwardly, Sarah crosses her arms and gives her best sass look, "Okay, so it is. But it's okay. Everything worked out fine." Ethan says.

Wait for it, just wait for it.

Some cliche thing is gonna happen and-

A mummy runs through the door.

Knew it.

We all jump and run to the other side of the room, but our screams stop as we realise the mummy's stuck, it tries again and everyone other then me screams, then the mummy tries again and everyone screams unenthusiastically.

"Okay, this is just getting pathetic." Ethan states, "That last one was just a pity scream." Benny adds, "What do we do?" Sarah asks, I take the pancreas from Benny and start walking to the Mummy.

"Here, mummy, mummy. This is what you came for right? Good mummy." I say as I lead the mummy to the closet, throwing the pancreas in, locking the door.

Benny shrugs, "Problem solved."
"Benny, we have to get this thing back to the museum." Ethan states, "Uh, Sarah could fly him back in seconds!" Benny says, "Sounds fun! Or, I could go to class and let you clean up your own mess." Sarah says.

"What? There's a monster on the loose and your not going to help us?" Ethan asks, "Monster?" Sarah asks, walking to the closet, Sarah opens the door and looks at us with a face full of sass, "Ooooh, the Mummy's attacking me. I'm so scared. Have fun." Sarah says sarcastically, speeding off, her necklace coming off and now in the mummy's hands.

Ethan quickly pushes the mummy back in the closet, "Great. What do we do now?" Benny asks, "I don't know. Get its pancreas back to the museum, and let the mummy follow it back?" Ethan suggests.

"Right. That- that should work... actually." Benny mumbles, I roll my eyes and smile over to him.

*

I walk casually through the halls, trying not to stab every student in the face with a pencil. That's when I spot Sarah and some guy talking, then he takes her arm and they start walking, and then I see the mummy toilet paper on the males foot.

I look over at Ethan on the other side of the hallway, then look back at the direction Sarah and Mystery guy went, "Ah, shit." I curse out loud, putting two-and-two together.

*

"I can't believe he stole my clothes. Who does that?" Benny asks as we spy on Sarah and the Mummy.

I'm going to miss that shirt, especially cold mornings where my shirts just weren't warm enough.

"You stole the guys pancreas!" Ethan argues back, "Again, it's not like he was using it." I mutter, "Who's the new guy?" Erica asks from behind, "Cute." She adds.

"Oh, I guess, if you're into older, charming, handsome guys." Ethan mutters, "Sarah is. She's flirting up a storm." Erica replies, "Flirting? You think?" Ethan asks, turning back to the two talking.

"Wow, guys are so oblivious." I state, "Oh, maybe he's just, you know, helping her with her Egypt homework." Ethan mutters, "Dude. He's the mummy." Benny says, "I... we kinda gave him a makeover." Benny says, "Really? Can you make over another one for me?" Erica asks and I can't help but laugh a little.

"I don't see why not." Benny says, me nodding in agreement. "Guys, we have to warn Sarah. This guy is clearly too old for her." Ethan states.

"Oh c'mon, what the rush? She's finally found a guy that she likes. If you tell her now,  she'll just pull a 'sarah' and get all freaked out." Erica states, me nodding along.

"No! I have to put a stop to this!" Ethan says, "Jealousy..." I mumble, "For Sarah's safety, guys." Ethan says, walking off to ruin Sarah's fun.

Benny and I watch as Ethan pretty much fails at his task, we walk over to Ethan as the other two walk off, "Pfft! Guys alive one day and already he's getting more ladies than you." Benny states, I bite my lip to not laugh.

"This is by far the worst monster we have ever faced." Ethan says, I raise and eyebrow in his direction.

*

I lean on the wall as the boys use their sound thingy and I use my hearing, to identify what Hottie and Sarah are talking about.

"Sit? On a baby? That's most strange. But no matter, if we may do it together." Hottie says, great... I have to share my babysitting duties with this weirdo.

Sarah starts walking in our direction and Ethan and Benny quickly hide the equipment, "Hey guys!" Sarah says smiling, "Hey." We reply.

"Hottie is so sweet! We're really hitting it off." Sarah says smiling, "Really? I didn't notice." Ethan says, "I'm just afraid to tell him I'm a vampire. I mean, who wants to date some freaky undead creature?" Sarah asks.

"Well he's dating a freaking alive creature, if that counts as anything..." I mumble, pointing to Benny. "And either way, I think he'd be cool with that." Benny adds.

"Really? Thanks, you two!" Sarah says, hugging us both, then walking off, "Okay, we need to get Prince Pyramid back to the museum before Sarah gets too attached." Ethan says.

Benny and I make our sass faces, "For her sake!" Ethan states, "You mean for your own sake?" I ask, smiling. Ethan sighs, "You gonna help me or not?" He asks, "Okay, okay. I found this mummifying slash demummifying spell, but I have to test it. For all I know, it could turn into someone's mum." Benny states.

"Where are we going to find another mummy to test it on?" Ethan asks, and thus when we hear Rory, as he's holding just what we need.

A mummified cat.

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Oml. I updated. Two weeks late. Sorry.
I had family stuff and school just recently started, also I'm sorry if it's really bad and slow (and sloppy) I'm half asleep, should do the next half tomorrow!