"god fucking dammit, sorry im late." a tall, lanky blond kid said as they approached the door. alexa pulled her foot out of the doorway and tall kid pushed it open. "hoppus was giving me shit."

"bo, goddamn, you look like shit," brendon said, looking at them. they looked slightly uncomfortable in their blue jeans and plain white t-shirt. like they didn't belong in the outfit.

bo spoke, pointing at ryan, "you're new to our club. im bo, he/she, and despite what pronouns you use for me, im super fucking feminine, and im bisexual."

"im still confused at the thought of this being a 'club', what do you mean by that?" ryan asked and ashley immediately snorted.

they spoke, "club means we tried to start a gsa club and we were turned down due to funding and just want all the gays. during fourth period, as you may have noticed, word got around and no one is allowed in here until we're all gone."

"why wouldn't they just come in? its not like its an actual meeting or whatever."

"afraid of alexa and ash," alex explained, jack nodding and she continued her story, "someone called alexa the f-slur once and she broke their nose. some dick who's a senior told ashley that aromantic wasn't a thing and they beat the shit outta him."

"ash is fucking intense, i love them." bo gushed, as ashley threw their vape stick at him. he shut the stall door of one of the toilets when he was inside.

brendon, who was now seated in the corner of the bathroom, spoke up, getting the attention of the group, "basically we come here everyday fourth period and usually stay til fifth, sometimes sixth. hell, on important days, we stay all day because fuck school. most of it is just fucking jeopardy facts."

"i love jeopardy..." tay mumbled under her breath.

brendon scoffed, being overly dramatic, "god, tay, not everything is about you, god, not everything is about how gay you are and how much you love jeopardy. go eat a fucking tampon and suck off alex trebek."

"brendon, this is why i kicked you out of drama club," jenna muttered.

"i left drama club, all y'all wanted to do was fucking gender bent shakespeare plays but im not gay. im not a homosexual."

"brendon, dad, no." bo said as he opened the bathroom stall door, looking completely different. he had changed completely from his white shirt and blue jeans to a light rose colored skirt and black crop top.

ryan looked stunned, "won't you get-"

"dress coded?" bo finished his sentence. ryan nodded. "found a loophole. only people who are biologically female cannot show that much skin. and although identifying slightly as female, i have the penis. they can't tell me shit." bo spoke, causing ashley to clap at him. he took a small bow. 

josh turned, "bo's very intelligent, finds loopholes in everything. he once didn't hand in a paper to hoppus because he said 'should be handed in by' not 'must be handed in by', and hoppus doesn't give a shit so he just ignored and didn't fail him or anything."

"it was iconic," tyler muttered.

"hell fucking yeah it was..." bo said back.

brendon stood up from his seat in the corner and walked to the center of the room. facing ryan, he placed his hands on his shoulders and looked down at him. "listen here, fucker."

"oh boy, here comes the speech." alex muttered, leaning into jack's shoulder.

"oh, bo..."

"bo, no offense, but kindly fuck off." 

"as i was saying before i was interrupted. listen here, fucker. if you're gonna be coming to this club. you have to be committed and you have to hate your fourth period class enough to come. are you ready to commit." brendon explained. his hands were firmly placed on the shorter boy's shoulders. ryan's breath caught in his throat as brendon stared into his eyes.

fuck, he was so fucking gay.

ryan nodded and brendon squeezed his shoulders, "use your words."

"fuck, this is like watching a fucking porno..." bo whispered, before josh jumped up and hit him in the back of the head, unable to reach it from just standing. 

"y-yes..." ryan whispered. 

"welcome to our club. initiation screech?"

ashley screamed at the top of their lungs.