(TW: discussion of animal injury, unreasonable hatred of a dead sociologist)

kill me

Gladly!!!

Why

fuck emile durkheim

fuck him

fuck all his friends

and fuck his branch of social science

Are they attractive

no

he looks like an 1800s psychologist

Was he an 1800s psychologist

shut up im not creative

I completely agree!!

Having looked this particular 1800s person up, I can safely say that he looks like a man who was, at one point, attracted to his own mother

Like a walrus with rickets, perhaps

Like someone who refers to the jungle as "Darkest Africa"

heh

Even, I dare say...

Like a SECRET BARTENDER

now youve gone too far

If he is dead today, it's because he expired from the shame

not bc he was born in 1858

?

Nay

neigh

Nicker

shriek

Horses don't SHRIEK

wtf of horse they do

*course

Don't act like that was an accident

They don't shriek!!

ive seen war movies ok

when theyre like

hit by cannons they do

Everything shrieks if it's hit by a CANNON

even trees

Well probably

In whatever way trees make sound

If a tree gets hit by a cannon in a forest and no one is around, does it make the same sound as a horse

now were getting into philosophy

what is a man

A featherless biped!!

a miserable little pile of secrets

NOT a horse

prove it

wait were getting off topic

What *was* the topic??

sociology and how much i hate it

grades arent out yet but i know i fucked up

namely bc i always do

its a feeling i get

Given your usual demeanor, you'd probably get that feeling in an empty room

yep

ghosts

What ghost would haunt you? You practically haunt yourself

thats a good point

maybe ive been a ghost all this time

maybe im someone u know and u dont realize

princey

?

u still there

You aren't

Are you?

what

no

im not a ghost

Someone I know, I mean

Because if you ARE Remus, this would be an unusually cruel and focused trick

I'm not sure I'd forgive you for it

im not ur brother, princey

Prove it

I know I'm being paranoid

It's only

no i get it

best not to get attached before youre sure u wont get the rug pulled out from under u

how about this

?

u know ur brother isnt lufferlang

i mean i assume u know, bc i do show up in those videos and idk if our body types are the same

ill give u a shoutout

something specific so u know its me

and if u know my channel, u know i dont interact with followers much

i dont even really talk

It won't be a problem?

I'd hate to inconvenience you

nah

like i said

im a paranoid asshole, too

gtg

Well!!

Thank you, Stranger

v

call me v

V, then

I'm sorry I accused you of being my brother

not a problem

i love a chance to prove u wrong

i srsly gtg tho so

bye

Good night, V

One letter down

5 more to go

dont get ahead of urself

I can't help myself

You see, dreaming is my specialty

worst thing youve ever said to me

8)

bye

again