Guess who just got a callback!!!!! <3

logan

>8(

nah

whats it for

Well you see, dreary stranger

It's for Leonard Bernstein's magnum opus........

The musical that shocked his contemporaries for its portrayals of gang violence......

if gang violence is equivalent to ballet 

!!!!!!!!WEST SIDE STORY!!!!!!!!

Damn you for ruining my dramatic reveal

But yes, tis true, I, ROMAN, have a received a callback for the role.......

Of Tony!!!!

nice

hes basically romeo right

seems right up ur alley

Why thank you!!

That's the first nice thing you've ever said to me

its not a compliment

romeo was a moron

he couldve waited five seconds and juliet wouldve opened her eyes

couldve checked for a pulse too while he was at it

held a mirror to her nose

she had to be breathing somehow  or she really wouldve died

but nope

had to be dramatic

and it fucked them both over

It was true love, Shady MacBeth

No one can be expected to act reasonably under the circumstances!

And you seriously expect me to believe that *you* would have checked a corpse for a pulse?? 

He'd already been informed she was dead

yeah but how can you be sure

if i see a fresh corpse im checking for life signs

and also for fangs

u never know

Strange

I was under the impression that one vampire could always recognize another

thats the first nice thing youve ever said to me

good luck on ur callback

Excuse you, King Slowberon

I am all SKILL

Luck will have nothing to do with it

good skill then

Thank you

By the way, if I do get the part

ok i really have to stop texting in class

?

Never mind

Try not to fail, Slothello

one more shakespeare nickname and im coming onstage for ur next performance just to say the word macbeth

!!!!!

You wouldn't DARE

try me

gtg