so have u been arrested

As of yet I am undetected!!

Doesn't seem like anyone else is here, so I'm sleeping in prop storage

its not locked

I know where the key is!!

What sort of fool do you think I am

Don't answer that

:/

HA

Once more I've foiled your plans

whatever

what are u even sleeping on

how do u know theres not security or whatever

Oh there's certainly security

He tends to drink though

great hes incompetent

did it occur to u that someone might break in and kill u

Someone else might break in, you mean?

And of course not!! I am far too valiant to die

famous last words

I'm Not Okay (I Promise)

what

Are we not listing edgy teenager music?? My mistake

this is how u disappear

Wow, Fabulous Killjoy

Thanks for the *venom*

Had you considered that the only hope for me is you

sorry princey

but i dont love you

like i did

yesterday

Yes, well

On second thought

Perhaps this venture isn't in fact a fashion statement but a fucking deathwish

ill keep a lookout for the ghost of u

but srsly what are u sleeping on

A chaise lounge!!

Very comfortable, and appropriately dramatic

Why are you so interested in this, anyway?

If I keep the screen light on I might be given away

arent there cameras

wont u be given away anyway

The cameras don't work down here

sounds ominous

And YOU sound pleased

dont judge what u dont understand, princey

creepy is my thing

I suppose that's fair

[see above]

I took this photo in daylight, but here's a corner of the place

looks haunted

You wish, Scooby Boo

that ones lamer than usual

Come up with a better one, then, if you're so CREATIVE

Call me anything besides Princey

prince underarm stink

wait no

That doesn't even use an original title

shut up

not all of us can stick our heads in the clouds all the time

some of us have better things to do

Like hunting murderous water ghosts

exactly

or the ghosts haunting unsecured prop storage rooms

are u afraid of the dark, princey

What

No

hear any strange noises in the past couple seconds?

do u remember if u closed the basement window

if something else crawled in, would u notice?

You villain

You're trying to make me paranoid

Next you'll ask if I left the stove on

well did u

NO

I'm not even certain our stove uses gas

yeah ok

u should probably sleep if u want to leave before anyone notices in the morning

If I even can, now that you've given me such goosebumps

wimp

sorry tho

didnt actually mean to freak u out

I'll have you know that I'm no COWARD

I'll sleep like an innocent child

whatever u say

Good NIGHT, you gloomy stranger

And may you dream of sunshine and puppies

that is hands down the worst thing youve ever said to me