sup

Ah, The Nightmare Before Twistmas lives!

Get it??

Because you twisted your ankle

and im gone

WHAT

kidding, princey, cool ur medieval jets

sorry i didnt text

Don't let it worry you,  Glumpkin King

A prince is always magnanimous

You have my forgiveness

thx

so i gotta sit around icing this for a while

wanna play that game again

YES

Our creativity will know no bounds!!

...

princey are u still there

!!!!!!!!

!!!!

!!

welp ill call an ambulance

I GOT THE ROLE

nvm

tony?

The one and only

I'm so excitef

Excited

I'm so exciteddd

dont have an aneurysm

did you

I got the email JUST NOW IM TONY

get it just

yeah ok

congrats

Fortunately the handsome bard (who was also a prince) would play a leading role in a musical he'd loved since he was small!

unfortunately this meant he had a lot more work

Fortunately he was up to the challenge

unfortunately hed have to say "sperm to worm" with a straight face

Well I mean they might change it to "birth to earth"

thats the movie line tho

wouldnt that be inauthentic

It's true that it was only changed to follow the censorship codes of the time

But it's still a good rhyme, and it does carry the same

Wait a second you know THAT MUCH about West Side Story

sorry to break it to you, theater nerd, but its not actually niche

you werent into it before it was cool

Excuse you I'm no HIPSTER

I was merely expressing surprise at the revelation that you pay attention to something besides trespassing on private property in search of mothman

ill accept that

but actually its la llorona this next episode

same formula with exploration/explanation cept now im looking for a ghost

La LLorona??

Are you certain that's wise

My grandmother always said her cries ALONE can kill you

Or at least cause vast misfortune

eh ive got misfortune covered already

My abuela would not approve

if it helps i cant go hunting for a while anyway

my ankles basically a ping pong ball

And you want to call on MORE misfortune!!

For shame

unfortunately i didnt gave a shit

Gave

*give

dont even start

Too late

Fortunately the handsome prince who had also won a major role had plenty of tips for dealing with this specific ghost!!

Firstly, if her cries are distant she's right beside you

Secondly, you're not a child so perhaps she won't drown you but you should still be cautious

Thirdly

u realize i do research right

THIRDLY

srsly

Watch for alligators

Since I expect you'll seek her near bodies of water

yep

i hear cheeping, i run

Precisely

The last thing you need is to get mauled on video

livestream or nothing

>8(

that emoji never gets any less stupid

whens ur first rehearsal

This Saturday!!!

Which is good because I have a midterm soon

fuck

???

so do i

>8)

good luck or skill or whatever

Thank you!!

You as well

ill try not to squander it on ghost hunting