You're four hours overdue, Brad Pitiful

I'm giving you five more minutes to respond

Two more minutes now!

Your time runs short

You're not actually dead, are you?

lol dw he's like super alive

getting those sweet Z's u know how it is

fuck I'm tired, imma take a nap

U should always take naps when u need em babe I'll tell you that much

give that hot bod time to recharge

plus bedhead is like the cutest lmao

What the hell??

loooool

Who are you and what have you done with the owner of this phone!!!!

Don't think I won't track you down and slay you for this heinous crime

Phone theft is like stealing someone's child, or prized stuffed animal

For all you know he's written POETRY on it

You would steal someone's POETRY, you FIEND??

ahaha holy fuck ur so adorn

*aborbs

maybe drink some lavender tea and you'll calm down

With all due respect, which is none

Never in my life

ur loss babe, ur loss

but yea v's fine it's all cool

twisted his ankle, so we had to gtfo

vid's totes gettin posted this week tho

A likely story

Are you his caffeinated comrade, then?

awww he mentioned me?

that's so sweet

He said you could get lost in a studio apartment

ouch but accurate

anything u want me to tell him when he wakes up?

To text me, I suppose?

Since he was so negligent as to force his roommate to answer for him

can do

oop gtg J's back

byeee

Unbelievable

I've finally met someone gayer than I am

;)