TW: some crude and sexual language, invasion of privacy

Greetings my good and sexy friend!!

All my ideas are boring and terrible and because of that I'm very depressed

Which is making me feel *pressed* to explore the better parts of life

So I the bland and pompous Roman must ask you, prince to dude

Do u wanna FUCK

how could i ever say no to such an eloquent and well-reasoned request?

of course

we can fuck immediately

REALLY

all i require is 16 digits, which may be found on the back of your credit card

Aw

as well as the security code and expiration date

as a paranoid cryptid hunting emo, I am compelled to ask these things of you

Wait so emo means identity fraud

I thought it meant like

Dark clothes???

I like dark clothes

Good for hiding bLOODSAINS

Bloodstains

Imagine here some EVIL LAUGHTER

imagine here that i am responding in kind

also, i completely agree

though of course i've no experience with bloodstains myself

especially not in any way that could implicate me in a crime

Boring

Get a life, Scare Bear

i'll be sure to do so

princey

Thats definitely me!!

no, it's not

Nah

And you're not even emo boy are you

emo boy? never heard of him

certainly don't live with him

definitely not taking advantage of him leaving his phone unlocked

totally don't have a max of thirty more seconds before he notices

Hey this is like if two sheep met and they were both WOLVES

And then they fought to the death

ah yes

the natural next step

Violence for violence is the rule of awesome!!

What's your name anyway

(352) 617-0908

text me anda whtjkfs

Yeah okay

Unless you're dead!!

In which case we'll have to reschedule

sorry bout that

who tf are u

I'm Roman but better!!

did u srsly flirt with my roommate on my phone

im gonna kill him for this

No don't he sounded hot

never talk to me again

also tell princey hes an idiot for leaving his phone unlocked

Oh that's not it

I just know his passcode

It's been the same since we were twelve

yeah well

dont

Whatever you say, Tickle Me Emo

Byeee

hey princey

if you see this text

do ur self a favor and don't scroll up

then do ur self another favor and change ur freaking password