It's been ten minutes

Are you there?

My friend Logan has assured me that spontaneous combustion is statistically unlikely

He said it's more likely the same effect as a candle wick

Wherein a person's skin happens to be more flammable than their clothing

But the flame has an outsid I'll just paste it

Roman, please inform your mutually combative acquaintance that while cases of spontaneous combustion have been recorded, they are not in excess of 200 incidents in 300 years and in many cases were fraudulently reported, as the existence of an outside source of ignition would lower the mystique. So long as he is not in the habit of severely impairing his mental state with alcohol or hard drugs around open flames without supervision, he is unlikely to become a victim of the phenomenon.

... Stranger?

is he sure

I've only seen him wrong twice in fourteen years

One of those times was when we were six 

He was convinced Heffalumps were an "observable phenomenon"

heh

We were very disappointed to learn otherwise!

Are you alright now

yea

thx

night

Good Night

who knows 

maybe ill find a heffalump someday

I'll look forward to it

Now go to bed, Emo Nightmare

We're in the same time zone, after all

:/