I'm bored as hell

Let's play a game

what kind

One we've played before

I know better than to introduce you to *new* content

It would overload your mordant little brain

im surprised typing this hasnt overloaded urs

did u have to look up how to spell mordent

*Mordant

shut up

>8)

u woke me up 

i was asleep like 2 seconds ago

But it's only five??

and ur point is

That we should play fortunately/unfortunately!!

The game that improves improvisation skills AND friendships

Alternatively, much like Mario Kart's famous blue shell,  it destroys them

I thought I'd put ours to the test

so this is like

friendship roulette

land on the wrong response and boom ur enemies

...

Yes?

sounds like every text conversation ive ever had

lets go

Magnificent!!!

I'll begin

Fortunately, the handsome prince reached the wall of thorns before nightfall!

were srsly starting with this

unfortunately the dark knight was waiting at the only entrance

sword drawn, expression grim

before him lay the decapitated bodies of previous invaders

Fortunately the dashing prince, who was coincidentally also a knight... had come prepared!!

with condoms

NO

With a book of riddles, which the dark knight was addicted to

unfortunately the dark knight knew using a book was cheating

so he challenged the prince to a riddle competition in person

Fortunately the prince was prepared for this as well!! 

ur not allowed to ask what u have in ur pocket

I wasn't going to

That would be plagiarizing! Or, alternatively, a clever reference

But FINE if you're so insistent

You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood (said the handsome and flawless prince, who also happened to be named Roman). What color would the stairs be?

didnt u just say its only one story

asked the knight

unfortunately

there arent stairs

>8(

my turn

a woman shoots her husband, drowns him for five minutes, and hangs him

then they go out to dinner

how

Oh so now the knight understands photography??

I mean

Fortunately the prince knew the answer: she was a photographer, who was developing the picture

unfortunately its ur turn again

Fortunately the prince had another riddle at hand

that totally wasnt from riddles.com

Shush 

What's at least six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

are you fucking kidding me

dont shush me and then give me a riddle like that

a guy might get the wrong idea

Answer the riddle, Dark And Stormy Knight

a toothbrush

my turn again

???

It's been like half an hour

Don't tell me you're bored of me already

attention hog

nah sorry my roommate's acting weird

weirder than usual i mean

gotta go

You realize this means I win by default

u realize thats wishful thinking

i answered the last riddle which means i win

Oh shut up that is NOT how it works

>8)

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Dear god what the hell is that

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