hold on

your name is roman?

Para-Bore! So nice to hear from you after so long

Have you completed your arduous quest

Discovered the cure to a rare disease

Perhaps... found ROMANCE??

no

Then what the hell is your excuse

aww

id almost think u missed me

Never in my life

Also now that I've shared MY name you have to share yours

So cough it up

hmm lemme think about it

no

i dont even know thats ur real name

You don't know it's not

okay in that case

my real name is rosemary

Really??

what do u think

Damn you

Aren't we friends?? Shouldn't friends know each others' names?

are we friends

8(

stop it

i dont mean it like

to be mean

but weve never met 

mostly we just insult each other

is that a friend thing

my only two examples are a compulsive liar and a caffeine addict who gets lost like every other day

like srsly thats why he didnt pick me up from the shed

he got lost on the way back from a party

a party that was in our apartment building

i dont even remember how i became friends with either of them

i moved in and emotions happened

You texted me and emotions happened, didn't they?

Does that not count

i guess

If it helps, I quite enjoy insulting you!!

It's no chore

In fact it's very refreshing

huh

...

 actually same

youre just stupid enough to like

Stupid?? I'll have you know I'm incredibly intelligent

I'm the most creatively original person I know!!

Once I memorized a one-man play in the space of twenty-four hours and performed it immediately after

Sleep didn't find me for three straight days!!

yeah that's stupid

ur proving my point here

I'll just have to comfort myself with the unassailable knowledge that everything that comes out of your mouth is wrong

keep telling urself that

As a matter of fact I will

cool

talk to u later

Not if I talk to you first

HA 

I got the last word

Yet another victory for Prince Roman