POP QUIZ

nopenopenope

Name?

nope

Age?

answered that already

Gender????

male

I knew it

You're a man my age who lives in Gainesville!!

Are you in college

sort of

community college

I'm at the University of Florida

didnt ask

but hey good job

my grades were always shit so i didnt get in anywhere

Thank you, unkind stranger!!

my turn

give me personal information

or dont probably dont

i could be a pedophile

Are you

even if i say no thats just what a pedophile would say

u cant trust me

u cant trust anyone

just assume the world is out to get u and youll never be disappointed

Quite the Eeyore, aren't you??

eeyore is the only sane person in the 100 acre woods

Whatever, Negative Nancy

positive princey

Panic At The Everywhere

sir sing-a-lot

You don't even know I sing!

u dont even know i get panic attacks

Fuck

Sorry

I was actually referencing your pessimism

its cool

Glad to oblige, Hot Topic

yknow

i used to work there

it was fun

Dear GOD

?

You're emo, aren't you

I bet you're an absolute emo nightmare

Like a vulture given human form

How much eyeshadow do you run through in a day?

idk 

how much hairspray do u run thru in yours

RUDE

I'll have you know my hair is naturally perfect

and my eyes are naturally shadowed

And my

Wait

I just remembered!!

You said you hunt unnatural beasts, spoken of only in whispers

whispers of like girl scouts on camping trips but yeah

Are you on YouTube??

okay were done here

text u tomorrow

COWARD