Sprint Qualifying

Honey Badger: MAAAAAAXIEEE

Pro Footballer: MAAAAAAAAAAAAX

Milk lover: CARLOOOOOS

Milk lover: OSCARRRRRR

Honey Badger: OSCAAAAAR

Americas only hope: OSCAAAARRRR

Gridmum: Congrats guys!!! You've done so amazing!

Lion King: Thank you!

Smooth Operator: Thank you!!!!

Pastry from down under: Thank you!

Milk lover: LET'S GET YOUR PODIUM BUDDY

Milk lover: Even if it's not a real one but LET'S GET IT

Pastry from down under: YESSS

Pastry from down under: Also happy birthday El Plan!

Maple Syrup: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Gridmum: Happy Birthday from all of us!

El Plan: Thank you☺️

Üüülkenberg: At least the kids are happy

Golden Retriever: You sound like a dad

Üüülkenberg: I know

K-Mag: Haas screwed you over...again

Üüülkenberg: Golden Retriever you want your seat back?

Golden Retriever: No, I am happy at Mercedes, thanks though

Master Chef: 💀

Tripod: Yukes...

Master Chef: Danny is p11, what am I doing wrong?!

Estie Bestie: You were better yesterday

Master Chef: Because his lap time got deleted

Master Chef: I am going to get sacked

Mexican Minister of Defence: Same

Debris: You are in Q3 though

Mexican Minister of Defence: Yeah, but p9 in a Red Bull while Max is p1

Mexican Minister of Defence: So, I am gonna get sacked

Americas only hope: We can get sacked together

El Plan: You are p13?

Americas only hope: Yeah, and p20 later

Pastry from down under: Don't say that!! You're not!

Americas only hope: Highly doubt that but thanks anyway

Maple Syrup: El Plan sorry for crashing!

El Plan: It's okay! It wasn't your fault!!!

Gridmum: EXACTLY! AM should've never put you on slicks in those conditions

Maple Syrup: Still sucks

Golden Retriever: Want some cookies?

Maple Syrup: YESSSSS

Gridmum: Thanks, Mick!

Golden Retriever: No worries! Estie Bestie let's meet at the AM garage

Estie Bestie: omw

Sir Lewis: GEORGE YOU LITTLE EVIL THING OF SHIT I HATE YOU SO MUCH I COULD KILL YOU

Gridmum: LEWIS CARL DAVIDSON HAMILTON

Pastry from down under: 😰

Honey Badger: Seb!! The kids

Gridmum: I am sorry, Oscar!

Gridmum: Lewis!

Sir Lewis:...yes?

Gridmum: Apologise right now!

Sir Lewis: I am sorry, George!

Shirtless: It's okay!

Sir Lewis: You sure? I shouldn't have screamed at you

Shirtless: It's okay, it really was my fault. I was just angry that my lap was shit and then I wanted to annoy someone but that wasn't the best idea, sorry.

Sir Lewis: It's okay, I am sorry too

Gridmum: Good.

El Plan: Jesus. Please let the sprint be more peaceful

Sprint Race

Honey Badger: OHHHH OSCAR PIASTRIIII

Milk lover: OHHHH OSCAR PIASTRIIII

Pastry from down under: Americas only hope don't make this anymore embarrassing!

Americas only hope: I am soooo proud of you!!!

El Plan: Everyone is!

Gridmum: Yes, you've done amazing!!!

Milk lover: WUHUUU P2!!!!!!!!

Smooth Operator: Calm down, cariño😂

Milk lover: I am just happy

Lion King: We figured😂

Pastry from down under: Thanks, guys!

Pro Footballer: Oscar is a new victim of maxplaining

Maple Syrup: Was about time though

Milk lover: True

Maple Syrup: I am sorry for your race, El Plan

El Plan: It's okay, kiddo:)

El Plan: The birthday luck wasn't on my side this time but that's okay!

Master Chef: Tripod I am sooo happy for you and soo proud of you!!!

Tripod: Thank you<3

Gridmum: Great job Pierre!!!!

Tripod: Thank you:)

Estie Bestie: It's a good one for the team!

Tripod: It really is

Shirtless: Huh?

Pets lover: Peace between them?

Master Chef: More or less

Mexican Minister of Defence: Master Chef let's hide together again?

Master Chef: You have a good spot?

Mexican Minister of Defence: Yes

Master Chef: Send me your location

Tripod: Poor them:(

Lion King: Helmut was not happy

Americas only hope: James neither

Pets lover: It's okay, Logan! You just need time

Americas only hope: I had time...

Pets lover: Nothing is gonna happen, trust me! You will get this season, I am sure!

Americas only hope: If you say so

Üüülkenberg: I don't know if I even want this season

K-Mag: Same

Iconic closet: Same

Debris: Zhou...

Iconic closet: Okay, okay, that was a joke!!!

Debris: Good!

Pro Footballer: Ferrari did fuck up? Or didn't they?

Smooth Operator: Why are you even asking this?

Pro Footballer: Well...we're p4 and p5

Lion King: Pit stop?

Honey Badger: Strategy?

Smooth Operator: Ferrari themselves?

Pro Footballer: Let me have faith😭

Gridmum: I think that Ferrari is going to come back stronger!

Sir Lewis: Seb...

Gridmum: Shush!

Gridmum: Now, go to be everyone! You have a race tomorrow!

OSCAR IS (sort of lmao) ON THE PODIUM🧡😭
Like it's not actual podium but p2!!! And he was leading!!! My OP81 and McLaren heart is so happy! And Lando in the points as well...a great day!

So excited for tomorrow haha

Hope you liked the chapter?:)