Rewrite: Finally back from vacation! Man that felt long, but it is time to rank more Disney movies!

*Sparky reading the rank list*: Ooooo finally, something different than a package film.

Rewrite:

I haven't used this gif in awhile and it shows.

Today we will be talking about...

Chicken Little (2005)

Sparky: OH GOSH ITS THE WORST DISNEY MOVIE EVER CREATED. Oh hey look at that, it's year I was created!

Rewrite: Sigh yep let's talk about, "Chicken Little."

This is going to be hard to explain but I kinda like the movie.

Sparky: *GASP* BLASPHEMY!

Rewrite: Wait, hold on, let me explain! Put the pitch forks down! I'll talk about the good and why I kinda like it and you'll talk about the bad, which is a lot.

Sparky: No duh!

Rewrite: So, quite recently I watched this movie with my sibling because we were watching bad movies ironically and we found ourselves having a good ol time watching 'Chicken Little'.

The jokes still land! Especially this one!

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Or the mayor and his "There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh... Doo-wah!"

STILL FUNNY!

Specking of the mayor, Turkey Lurkey, who is voiced by Don Knotts, this is his last film credit before passing away. RIP so sorry this movie was your last.

And then their is Fish. Best character next to Morkupine Porcupine. No comment. Fight me!

Sparky: But Chicken Little's dad, who is if anyone hasn't noticed or watch the movie; HE IS LITERALLY THE WORST DAD EVER! IN DISNEY HISTORY OR ANY CARTOON HISTORY IN THAT MATTER!

Oh, you're not gonna stick up for your son because YOURE EMBARRASSED!?!?!? F YOU!

(I made this HEHEHEHE)

Rewrite: Before I let Sparky take over, I would like to add a fun fact that I previously mentioned in 'Forgotten Disney.' Originality Chicken Little was going to be a paranoid female chicken with voice of Holly Hunter that went to summer camp to reduce her anxiety, as well as repair her relationship with her father.

At the summer camp, she would uncover a nefarious plot that her camp counselor, who was to be voiced by Penn Jillette, was planning against her hometown. Dindal would later pitch his idea to Michael Eisner who suggested it would be better to change Chicken Little into a male because as Dindal recalled, "if you're a boy and you're short, you get picked on."

However, Dindal later clarified that the decision was made, in part, due to market research at the time stating, "I remember being told, 'Girls will go see a movie with a boy protagonist but boys won't see a movie with a girl protagonist,'...

Jokes on all of them when 'Frozen' came out and made one billion dollars.

Sparky: He who Must Not Be Named was wrong in so many levels. Plus what about the princess movies? 'Wizard of Oz' and 'Gone With the Wind,' to name a few. They have female protagonists! Dude what the heck?

Rewrite: I know right? Now you the floor. Start your rant.

Sparky: OH, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED! CHICKENS GONE WILD!?!? THAT HASN'T AGED WELL! AND SPECKING OF THINGS THAT HASN'T AGED WELL, THE LEMMINGS Lemmings don't fall of cliffs to commit mass suicide! That was made up by the Disney crew for their 'White Wilderness' movie!

Not to mention that the movie is basically two separate movies, starting out a baseball film of a father and son reconnecting with the other half being an alien movie.

Where the said father and son have to rescue this kid alien because of a huge misunderstanding.

PICK A PLOTLIME! YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH!

OH! And don't even get me started on the animation! Yes, it's the first FULLY CGI Disney film (Not counting 'Dinosaur') but it looks so butt ugly awful. Most of the characters are truly ugly and very, dare I say it, uncanny.

I mean look at poor Abby who is stated to be the 'Ugly Duckling' and she literally lives up to that.

*HORRIFIED SCREAM*

Sparky: And then their is the ending scene.

Rewrite: What about it?

Sparky: IT LOOKS BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL FILM!

Rewrite: Oh...yeah. No, I can agree with. I rather watch that then this crap. On the plus side, the Hollywood chicken that plays Chicken Little is Adem West!

But I really hate that Hollywood Abby chick. She is so stereotypical and it makes me angry.

Sparky: Isn't that the point? It's supposed to be bad-HEY! I thought I was the bad cop here!

Rewrite: You're a figment of my imagination, this is technically just me arguing with myself about how good and bad a film I kinda like to my imaginary readers. Seriously where is everybody.

So, In conclusion, I can both the good and the bad in this film but I can still have a fun time watching it. It's watchable.

If I ever watch 'Chicken Little' again, it will be with friends and family just to make fun of it.

Do y'all agree? What are your thoughts on the movie or have you seen it yet? Love hear all of y'all's thoughts as well!

Always be a D.R.E.A.M. (Disney Rules Everything Around Me)