Retardedinpajamas: Welcome back to the Forgotten Basketball Cast Interview!!! *paces around the room*

Yamato: A-author sama?

Retardedinpajamas: we’re here for another session of an interview with one of the cast! *crowd cheers* he’s tall! He’s good in basketball! He’s handsome! He’s a model! He’s blonde! *crowd hysterically cheers* *kise ryota fangirls screams* and he’s gay!

Ryota: Oi! :T

Retardedinapajamas: Just kidding! ^o^ anyway you’re here to be interviewed by me and my buddy Yamato Tsubasa! *gestures to Yamato*

Yamato: Hi! ^_^ *peace sign*

Retardedinapajamas: (gay…) anyway…

Ryota: yes I’m completely aware of this, authorcchi, after all I am a model so I’m used to be interviewed *flicks bangs*

Retardedinapajamas: (can I kill him…?) what’s up with the nickname?! And yeah sure whatever T_T

Yamato: (I don’t really give a f*ck if he’s a model -___-) so yeah, let’s start in now shall we!

Ryota: oh yeah before the interview I’d like to show my photobook—*gets thrown by a shoe from the seirin team area* oi! Who threw that?!

*whistles*

Ryota: it hurts!

Retardedinpajamas: nobody cares so yeah… QUESTION 1!!!

Why do you keep on flirting girls???

Ryota: Eh?! I don’t flirt with girls! T3T

Retardedinpajamas: Stop denying it T_T we all seen it, you flirt.

Ryota TT___TT so mean authorcchi!  

Retardedinpajamas:  it’s true! Right Yamato?

Yamato: no comment. (I agree with author-sama)

Ryota: I know you agree with her Yamatocchi!!! >,<

Yamato: So T_T

Ryota: So mean! -.-

Retardedinpajamas: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION ALREADY!

Ryota: *gulps* well, it’s not like I can prevent it. My looks are just too appealing to girls so I can’t avoid it. *crosses arms* it’s not my fault I’m handsome! *gets thrown by a shoe from the crowd* Oi! Who threw that?! >.<

Retardedinpajamas: nice aim!! >:3 :bd

Ryota: oi authorcchi! You shouldn’t support violence!

Retardedinpajamas: Shut up! I can support whatever I want! And especially violence! I’m a yandere!!!

Ryota: :O

Akashi: *smirks* welcome to the club… (:<

Yamato: urusai Aka-kun T_T

Ryota: next question! >w<

Kise if you were a girl would you flirt with Kurokocchi?! Answer meee my husband!!!

Aya: Ki-chan has a wife?!!?!?! O_O

Ryota: EH?!?!?!?!?!?! I don’t—Ayacchi why are you up here on stage? :/

Aya: Oh! Nii-san got bored on being author-chan’s co-host so I substituted instead! ^-^ with Aka!

Akashi: Yo T0T

Ryota: *sweat drop* hey…

Retardedinpajamas: oi Kise answer the question!

Tetsuya: Author-sama -___-“

Ryota: hm…. I guess so! Who wouldn’t?! Kurokocchi’s so kawaii!!! ^_^

Satsuki: KISE-KUN! TETSU-KUN’S MINE!!!!!

Ryota: no he isn’t!!!!

Retardedinpajamas: (are you gay…)

Akashi: next question *everyone except aya freezes*

Are you a Gay?

Ryota: Eh?!?!?!?! I’m not gay!!!! >3<

Retardedinpajamas: LIES! You act like one!!!! >:O

Ryota: so mean Authorcchi!!!

Akashi: I agree with the author…

Ryota: not you too akashicchi!!! Ayacchi, do you agree too? ;^;

Aya: eto… aka… *hides behind Akashi* no comment…

Ryota: AYACCHI?!?!?!?!

Aya: gomen Ki-chan ;_;

Akashi: don’t yell at her *glares*

Ryota: *gulps* h-hai!!!

Retardedinpajamas: okay after that lie… next question!

Ryota: that wasn’t a lie!!!

If you are gay is WHO DO YOU LOVE OUT OF THE GROUP? (Generation of Miracles)

Ryota: I already told you I’m not gay!!!! >3<

Retardedinpajamas: still gay.

Ryota: Dafq!!!

Retardedinpajamas: oi! Have some respect you pierced blonde gay!

Ryota: so mean!!! TT_____TT

Akashi: if you don’t answer the question soon, I promise you, ALL of your body parts will be pierced… *emperor mode*

Ryota: meep Q^Q (I don’t wanna die…)

Retardedinpajamas: THEN ANSWER THE FREAKING QUESTION!!!!

Ryota: fine! Eto… I’d love Kurokocchi!!! :3

Tetsuya: TAT

Satsuki: you are gay Kise-kun!!!! >3<

Ryota: I told you I’m not!!!

Retardedinpajamas: the hurtful truth… Kise fan girls….

Kise fan girls: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TT_____________________TT

Retardedinpajamas: that’s life… last question!!!!

Why you have blonde hair?

Ryota: eh?!?!?! I really don’t know… I think I inherited it from my—

Retardedinpajamas: okay! That’s it for today thank you for reading Ryota Kise (gay)’s interview! Let’s all see each other again in the next episode where we interview Mr. Nanodayo! Shintaro Midorima! Send your questions now!

Ryota: oi I wasn’t done talking!! >3<