Mark squealed with glee. "Senpai..." he whispered to himself, overjoyed that he would be seeing his handsome handsome senpai today.

He leapt up from bed and paid his respects to the senpai shrine. Jack-senpai's toothbrush was falling apart, so he decided not to brush his teeth with it today. He patted an apple with a bite taken out of it, reveling at how senpai had bitten into it so attractively before Mark had sneakily snatched it from his hand.

He took a quick shower, washed his face, ran a comb through his messy black hair, and brushed his teeth. Then he skipped over to his drawer. "Hmm..." he murmured as he browsed his unexpectedly vast and varied underwear collection. He selected a light pink one with small strawberries and pink mustaches decorating it. "A guy who wears these panties must be sweet, just like strawberries!" he declared.

Once he slid it on, he pondered between his two school uniforms. Girl or boy?

Of course he put on the skirt. Panties with mustaches on them needed to be showed off, after all.

On the way to school, he thought of senpai so hard he wasn't sure what sort of transportation he even took. He could have teleported for all he knew. It didn't matter, Jack was here.

He checked his phone, but the mysterious Info-kun, as he'd decided to call him, hadn't texted him yet. He walked briskly up to the school, then did a bizarre crab walk because he could. He quickly got up when he encountered another student.

It was Ethan Nestor, who was wearing a blue limited-edition Wowie shirt.

Mark shot him a bright fake smile, "Hello Ethan!"

The blunette bounced on his toes, "What iz up?"

Mark smiled, even though he was cringing at the guy's face and greeting, "I just wanted to tell you that you look lovely today."

Ethan's face flushed pink, "Wowie! Thanks, that's really nice of you to say! I love your outfit!"

"Do you know where is Jack-senpai?"

The other boy pointed towards to school, "I saw him sitting by the fountain."

Mark smiled to himself. Of course senpai was there. That's where he was every morning. He thanked Ethan, who skipped off to Tyler, who was standing by the trees.

Mark didn't want to delay seeing his senpai, but he quickly took a shot of Ethan and sent it to Info-kun, who'd said he'd be willing to give him the profiles of any student after being sent a picture.

Here you go, Info-kun texted.

Mark was sent Ethan's profile.

Name - Ethan Mark Nestor-Darling
Quote - "WOWIE"
Club - Gaming Club
Persona - Social butterfly
Crush - Tyler

Phew, so Ethan didn't have a crush on his senpai. After a bit of hesitation, he sent Tyler's picture to Info-kun as well.

Here you go

Tyler's profile came up.

Name - Tyler Scheid
Quote - "..."
Club - Sports Club
Persona - Heroic
Crush - Ethan

So Ethan and Tyler were both non-rivals. They probably wouldn't face his wrath today then.

Senpai, I'm coming~

Mark rushed through the locker room, barely pausing to change into his indoor shoes, and emerged into the large courtyard. Students were milling about and chatting, usually in a perfect circle for reasons Mark didn't understand.

His breath caught when he saw Jack-senpai. He was indeed sitting at the edge of the fountain, engaged in his Nintendo DS and grumbling curse words.

SoooOOoooo attractive.

Mark elbowed past a group of boys and stopped in front of him. He knew if he was holding anything, he'd drop it all on the floor. His heart was pounding loudly, and his vision was turning pink. That was how much he loved his senpai.

A few seconds later, Jack looked up, seeming uncomfortable, "Are you okay, Mark?"

Mark tried to answer, but found that he couldn't. He was too nervous, and only had to strength to walk away, hands pressed to his chest.

He retreated behind a tree, feeling like he was about to melt. Senpai knew his name! He pulled his phone out of his pocket and snapped a quick picture of Jack hunched over his game. He was so giddy over the good shot that he sent it to Info-kun.

The response came immediately. I don't need any fucking pictures of your fucking senpai.

Mark sniffed in distaste. Info-kun would never understand, but at least he was useful. He took another peek at his Senpai, and felt very glad that Felix was nowhere in sight. There was something about the Swede that always got on his nerves. He wasn't sure why. Felix was strange, and people even started calling him Pewds Mackenzie. Mackenzie because he acted like a girl, and Pewds because he played too many video games. Personally, Mark thought "Pubes" was a little more appropriate.

No, he was not jealous that Pewds had a bigger bulge than he did. His bulge was fine just the way it was.

A horrifying thought struck him. What if Felix was a rival? He certainly did spend a lot of time with Jack. Quickly, he pulled out his phone.

Is one of my rivals Felix?

Why would you think that?

I don't know

Answer my question

No.

Won't I just find out who all my rivals are by reading the profiles you send me?

What makes you think it'll be that easy?

A small commotion made him turn.

Speak of the devil. Felix was sashaying out of the doors onto the plaza.

In a girl's uniform.

Pewds Mackenzie was showing off a thigh-length blue skirt as he strutted to his group of friends, twirling.

THE FLIPPING COPYCAT.

Nobody noticed Mark blowing steam in the corner.

"Wow," Phil remarked, "you look great!"

"Nice one, Pewds," PJ said appreciatively.

"Duude," Ken doubled over. "You look awesome."

"Hey thanks, Kenpai!" Felix blew a kiss at him.

Ken rolled his eyes and beckoned him over to chat about some new game.

Over at the trees, Mark was boiling in rage. "Fucking Pewds Mackenzie," he muttered angrily. How dare he take Mark's idea of wearing a skirt! He quickly held up his phone again to snap a picture. He made sure the shot was centered, then sent it to Info-kun.

Here you go!

Name - Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Quote - "Hillary Clinton"
Club - Gaming Club
Persona - Heroic
Crush - None

Huh, he really did have no crush on Jack. Whatever then. Mark spent the next few minutes taking pictures of senpai of various angles.

After an hour of fawning over an exceptionally hot photo, another guy walked onto the plaza to join the group of social butterflies.

Mark sort of recognized him as the guy who hung out with Jack a lot and would recommend games to him.

He realized Info-kun hadn't told him his rival yet. What if it was this guy? Suspicious, Mark walked up to him, "I just wanted to tell you that you look lovely today!"

The other boy smiled bashfully, "Really? Wow, thanks! That's very nice of you to say!"

Mark snapped a quick picture, and the guy posed.

He sent the picture to Info-kun.

Here's today's rival

Name - Robin Torkar
Quote - "Stay in drugs kids don't do school"
Club - Photography Club
Persona - Social butterfly
Crush - Jack

HOLD UP.

Mark's head shot up, and he stared at Robin approaching his senpai.

"Hey Jack," Robin grinned, "what are you playing?"

Jack glanced up, "Top of the morning to ya, Robin. Just some Legend of Zelda." Suddenly he cursed and punched at some buttons.

Robin plopped himself down and leaned into him, watching him play. "You liking Felix's new look?"

Jack snorted, "It's hilarious, but I have to admit he looks good in a skirt."

Practically vibrating with rage, Mark's vision went red. WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY NOTICE HIS SKIRT?

Robin reached out to ruffle Jack's floofy green hair that Mark would kill to touch.

How dare Robin develop a crush on his Jack! How fucking dare Robin lay his greedy hands on his Jack!

To further fuel his rage, Robin began flinging out flirtatious remarks. Thankfully Jack brushed them off as jokes, but Mark was pissed anyway.

Mark took out his phone to angrily text Info-kun, but found that he already had a message from him.

I heard he is going to confess to Jack under the cherry tree today at 6:00 pm. I advise you stop him by then.

WHOA NOW. Mark gawked at the information. Oh no no no no no. This can't happen! Robin has to die. He has to die now. Now. NOW!

I'm going to kill him!!

How do I get rid of the evidence??

There's an incinerator at the back of the school where you can dump bodies, weapons, and bloody clothes.

I'd give you a new uniform if you need it, but it'll cost you five panty shots. They're high in demand right now.

Got it

Mark went to Language class first, because he knew skipping class completely would lower his reputation. He felt slightly more educated as he walked out.

It had been very irksome though. He did not share the class with his adorably adorable Jackaboy, but he made up for it by violently making out with his arm, pretending it was Jack.

His arm now had a very purple spot, along with some blood, but never mind that, it was time to take action!

He giggled and walked around the school. Along with preparing for his murder, he did his best to accomplish what Info-kun asked. In the locker room, he squatted down awkwardly and took panty shots of Mary, Dodger, and after a lot of following and mind-making-ups, he took one of Felix as well. Because ugh that guy needed some reputation-ruining, especially with how closely he had been talking to Jack at the lockers.

"Hey Jack, like my outfit?" Felix had asked.

And his senpai had laughed, calling his friend an idiot. Even though Felix was unaffected by the insult, Mark felt satisfied anyway.

At around 2:00 PM encountered Robin in the hallway and stopped him. Since the guy was a Social butterfly, he was never by himself. Mark needed to befriend him, as rage-inducing as it would be, so he could get him alone.

Mark smiled, tilting his head, "Hey, you look troubled. Is there anything I can do for you?"

Robin looked surprised, "Oh, now that you mention it, yeah. I lost my USB drive last week. It has a lot of my important videos on it. Would you be willing to help me find it?"

"Sure!"

"Alright, thank you. Thanks a bunch."

"No problem!"

For the next half hour Mark managed to not get caught taking panty shots of Emma Blackery and Cheyenne, and eventually located Robin's USB stick in the grass by the side of the school.

Info-kun accepted all the photos.

I'll drop your change of clothes outside the Info Club window.

Mark rushed to find his ugly-ass rival.

To his horror, he found him chatting up his Jack-senpai at the lockers, blushing slightly. Mark stormed over, interrupting the conversation, only to go weak once Jack's divine ocean blue eyes passed over him in concern.

"Ack..." he blushed and edged away, and Robin followed him curiously.

"You okay, man?"

"Oh, yeah," he grit his teeth. Then he smiled emotionlessly, "I found your USB!"

Robin gasped, "Holy crap, thanks a bunch! You're awesome."

Mark grinned harder as he handed over the USB, probably showing way too many teeth. "Hey, follow me! I want to show you something cool."

"Alright," Robin nodded easily, seeming excited.

Mark dragged him to the front area of Youtube High School, which he knew was deserted at this time.

"So what did you want to show me?" Robin questioned.

Mark pulled a pair of scissors from his pocket and stabbed him in the neck.

He apparently missed his jugular, so he pierced him in the chest, all while having to hold the screaming and gurgling idiot down.

"Isn't this cool?" Mark growled, eyes burning with psychopathic rage. "Isn't this cool?"

"Ah—agh—" Robin choked and heaved, blood pouring through the wounds in his neck and chest.

"Senpai is MINE. You are not taking him from me!"

"Ung—"

Mark paid him no heed and continued to bring his muscled arm down with the bloodstained and dulled scissors.

He was very pleased with the result. Robin had probably died ages ago, but he took a lot of happy pleasure in carving up the body.

In the end, his uniform was splashed with crimson splatters and dripping with it. It looked great to be honest, but he doubted anyone else would think so.

Mark spat on the body, "That's what you get for messing with my senpai, Robin."

The mutilated corpse did not reply.

"Hehehheee," Mark giggled. That was so much fun! And to think that he still had four more rivals to kill...well, four wasn't really all that much...

"IS THAT A BODY?!" a high-pitched voice screamed.

Anthony Padilla scrambled backwards, crashing into his friend Ian Hecox, whose mouth was open.

Mark quickly Apologized, "Hey, don't worry. It was just a prank bro."

"Um..." Ian glanced at Anthony, then shrugged, "okay, I guess."

But Anthony wasn't fooled, and he stepped forward, "That's definitely real blood, and that's definitely a real body! That's the dude who hangs out with Jack! What have you done?!"

Mark ignored him and zeroed in on Ian, who was a Social butterfly and would run to call the police once his shock was over. Mark dashed towards him and managed to stab him in the eye just before Anthony grabbed his wrist and squeezed, forcing him to drop the scissors.

To his horror, Mark was starting to lose, but he quickly thought of his senpai, and the strength of his true love surged through him as he kicked Anthony in the nuts.

"Gah!" the guy squeaked.

Mark launched himself forward and wrapped his hands around his neck, squeezing with all his might while pinning him to the ground.

Once Anthony's grip on his arms slackened enough, Mark grabbed for his scissors and drove it straight through his forehead. The curly-haired man's eyes crossed as he dropped to the ground, blood pooling around his face.

Satisfied, he chased after Ian, who was trying to escape out the school gates, and slashed the back of his neck. When he fell, Mark did a better cut at his throat, and blood splattered Mark's arms.

Wow, that was fun!

Then he had a wonderful thought: what if the two were actually rivals? That'd be spectacular!

Name - Daniel Anthony Padilla
Quote - "I'm not emo!"
Club - Drama Club
Persona - Heroic
Crush - None

Name - Ian Andrew Hecox
Quote - "SHUT UP"
Club - Drama Club
Persona - Social butterfly
Crush - None

No such luck. Oh well, anyone could be a potential rival in the future.

He dragged all the corpses to the incinerator and chucked them in, along with his ruined clothes. After some thought, he threw in the scissors as well. He burned it all, then put on the clothes Info-kun had supplied him.

Mark tried to use the mop, but he was twitching too much, and couldn't clean the blood properly. He was also a little hunched, and his vision was going grey at the sides.

He suddenly had the urge to laugh.

So he did.

It was the laughter of a deranged maniac who was too far gone.

Feeling significantly better, Mark got to work with cleaning up the blood, twitching just a little. As he mopped, he graphically imagined his and Jack's marriage and honeymoon.

At 6:00 PM, Mark snuck over to the cherry tree and watched senpai wait for Robin under it.

Steeling his nerves, he walked up to him, blinking away the pinkness. "H-h-hey..."

Jack looked at him in confusion, "Oh, hey Mark."

Mark blushed furiously. His name sounded amazing coming from his senpai's lips. He wanted this to happen more often. "What...what are you doing here?"

Jack gave him an easy smile, his bright azure eyes happy. His soft green hair was waving in the breeze. The contrast between Jack's soft brown and green hair was truly the most attractive thing in the world. "Waiting for Robin. He said he wanted to show me something."

"Oh..." Mark rubbed his chest uncomfortably; he could feel his heart pounding out of it. "I-I thought he went home..."

"That's strange." Jack furrowed his eyebrows adorably, and Mark desperately wanted to stroke his head. "He told me to wait here—that he had a new game to show me." He looked annoyed, "That motherfocker. It was probably a prank. Oh well, I'm gonna head home too. Night, Mark."

"Uh, g-good night." Mark tried to make himself confess, but his voice failed him, and his senpai walked away.

"Jack," Mark whispered into the wind, "you are the most perfect human being."

Mark followed his senpai home to make sure he got back safely, then rushed to his own house. Once home, he printed out all his pictures of Jack and tacked them onto his bulletin board as neatly as he could.

He planted a kiss on each one, then put a particularly good picture into a frame on his nightstand. He settled underneath his blanket and held the picture. "You'll be mine soon," he murmured, closing his eyes, "don't you worry."

Soon he fell asleep, dreaming of his senpai...