City of assasins, Connaid

Little red: *gasp* this is the place of the no.1 assasins! Connaid!!
I haven't been here eversince! This place is amazing!

Morel: yea..amazingly hot! I'm melting!

Little red: why so?

Morel: haven't you forget? Minih woods is like 8゜Celcius! And this place? It's like 150゜ Celsius!!!

Little red: it's not that hot! To me, it's like 15 degrees!

Morel: well that's you, not me!

Robin: red...

Little red: Robin?

Robin: what do you think...?

Little red: think of what?

Robin: ...him...

Little red: who's he?

Morel: who's--- Gurl, He's jealous of you and Wolfgang!

Little red: what?! I don't like him! I think he's rude! What kind of pack leader would he be? No manners! And he thinks he can eat me? What a loafer!

Robin: ...red...that's not what he meant by 'eat'...

Littlered: oh..? Why? What is it?

Robin: he...he ...he wants you to be his mate...

Little red: ...eh-...EEEEH--?! Wtf!

Morel: that...is.. so wrong...

Little red: that is so gross!

Robin: you don't think he's hot or anything?

Little red: course not!

Robin: oh..oh...oh.oh.oh.oh

Morel: dude...could you quit that?!

Robin: .'kay then...Let's tour this city!

Both: yea!!

After 3 hours of touring...

Morel: *stomach grumbling* ..AHH! ROBIN! THERE"S A MONSTER INSIDE ME!!

Little red: it's just your stomach...don't overreact!

Morel: no it's not

Little red: it is..

Morel: it's not!

Little red: it--

Robin: --is...makes sense..it's already 12 o'clock. I guess we should eat already.

Little red: true. Morel, what would you want to eat?

Morel: hmmm...MUSHROOMS!!

Robin: but, since you're the mushroom queen, won't that mean eating your own people?

Little red: yes..it's cannibalism..

Morel: huh? I'm not a canibal!

Little red: okah, then. Robin, where do you wanna eat?

Robin: hmmm...
*sees a nearby pub*
why don't we go there?

Both: sure!!

As they were about to enter the pub, Robin started wrapping him with thick layers of cloak.

Morel: Robin, what are you doing?

Robin: I'm covering myself so that no one could notice me. If they did, they'll report me to the Rangers.

Morel: is that so? Ok then...whatever...( sometimes, i'll never be able to undersrand children like them anymore. )

As they entered the pub, they ordered their food and beverages. And then, sitted on their seats.

After that, unusual thugs cmae about the place. Everyone was looking at Robin and at the thugs.

Ome of the thugs aproached Robin. And then, he patted him at the back. Both Little red and Morel were shocked of this. He then grabbed Robin's cloak.

"I knew it was you....Robin Hood!"

Robin: what do you want from me?

Everyone was shocked of this. To see Robin was such a rare opportunity to them.

Robin: ..go ahead.. report me to the Rangers..go on! Cowards!

The thug grappled him.

Thug: Hey, Hoody~ don't.be so hard on yourself!

Robin: what are you talking about, Luke?

Luke: What matters more, is that you're here!

Priscilla(pub waitress) : yea! We still love you, Robin~!

Everyone at the pub: WELCOME HOME, ROBIN!!

Little red: wait, what do you mean home?

Robin: oops..I forgot to tell you. Connaid is my hometown.

Both: ....WAAAAAAH!!?

Luke: Robin, you didn't told them?

Priscilla: well, you know our Robin! He's a man of surprises!

Don(one of the thugs) : true that!

Priscilla: So, Robin, I didn't knew you already had a family. You should've told me. We were about to be engaged~!

Robin: what are you talking about?!

Don: *points the two* then, who are these girls with you?

Phoebe( Priscilla's little sis): WHAT! Robin, dear, don't tell me, you're cheating on me with two unattractive women!

Little red: what do you mean 'unattractive'?

Phoebe: just look at yourself! *points at Red's chest* my, that is small! Compare it to me, *boing*

Priscilla: Phoebe, shut up! Robin loves me!

Phoebe: he's not interested in grandma's!

Priscilla: why?! Do you think he's interested in immature toddlers!? He loves seductive, matured women! *strikes a sexy pose*

Men in the pub: *nosebleed* WE LOVE YOU PRISCILLA!!!

Priscilla: shut up! I only love Robin!

Robin: urgh!

Morel: wow, so many women in love with Robin..

Little red: how dare she call me unattractive...*gloom*

Robin: can I go now?

Luke: we have to talk about a lot of stuff!

Don: yea! Don't leave yet, Robin!

Priscilla and Phoebe: ROBIN~!!

??? And ??? : Enough with this talk...

Little red: who said that?

???: Hansel..

??? : and Gretel..

Both: the witch hunters of Connaid!

Hansel: I heard you have slayed a thousand dragons..

Gretel: i heard you stole from hundreds of kings and helped billions of orphans..

Both: now, you a have stolen one
Thing important to us...OUR FAME!!

Gretel: just yesterday, everyone stopped loving us because they remembered you!

Hansel: they never even look at us anymore! It's all your fault!!

Both: now, WE WILL OBTAIN WHAT WAS TRULY OURS!!

Luke: *grabs oaken shield* Hansel, please stop this!

Priscilla: *grabs daggers* I won't let you do this, Gretel!

Both: we're the best assasins of this city!

The twins defeated the assasins of the pub. They showed that they are the best of all assasins of Connaid.
But...they forgot...

Robin: you forgot...I am one of the assasins of Connaid!

Twins: WE WILL DEFEAT YOU! AND IF THAT HAPPENS, WE WILL BE THE BEST OF ALL ASSASINS!!

Robin approached them ad gave a karate chop at their nape(neck's back) and they fell on their feet.

Robin: tch...they were so boastful, yet, they were easily defeated. How shameful...

He got everyone up on their feet.

Morel: wow, Robin! That's why you're awesome, you're an assasin!

Robin: really? You appreciate me just cause I'm an assasin?

Morel: yea!

Little red: even if you're not the strongest of the assasins, you're still our Robin.

Morel: just that, you're the best, so that proves you're more than that!

Robin: you guys..*hugs them* you're the best!

Little red: *chuckles*

Morel: .....you're not gay, right?

Robin: *smacked her in the head*

Morel: ow!

Little red: *laughs*

And so, they had their laugh. Then, they had a huge feast with the people of the pub. They had a merriful night.

But what would happen to the twins?

Stay tuned for the next chapter~!