Chapter 2
Little Red is now travelling her very long journey wuth her friend, Robin Hood. Now, they are passing through Tundra Pass. As they were passing through, Robin readied his self for there is sonething approaching them. He quickly, equipped his bow and arrow. For they might be facing an unkown monster without knowing. And si, he quickly equipped his weapons upon seeing a.... rabbit?
Robin: I thought...WHAT?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A WOLF OR MAYBE AN OGRE PERHAPS, BUT NO!
Little Red: oh, poor Robin.
Robin: Err! I thought it was an ugly monster! I was about to show you my awesomeness! Too bad.
Little Red: what awesomenes? I thought you didn't have some in you.
Robin: why you! Hmmph! Whatever, but once you'll see my awesome way of combat, you'll shatter in awe, cause I'm awesome!
Little Red: heh! Like that'd Happen!
Suddenly, they heard a strange noise coming.
Little Red: *somehow trembling*
Robin: (hah! I knew it! You're scared already nothing eveb came out yet!)
Hold on a sec.
Robin took a twig, and broke it. Immediately the ugly monster came out.
Ogre: well, well, well. Looky' here. I didn't know I'd have free lunch today. Lucky me I guess!
Robin: What is your name, ugky ogre!?
Ogre: Call me Shrek. I'd rather be called by my name than to be called an ugly monster.
Robin: alright, Shrek. Do you seem hungry today?
Shrek: why thank you for asking! I would love to have some humans please?
Robin: sure...
Little Red: (what!? You wanna eat him? Not this time ugly beast!)
Not on my watch! *takes Robin's sword* I WILL NOT LET YOU EAT HIM!
Robin: ...dude! I was about to say, "Eat my awesomeness and kill him! The heck, man?
Shrek: yea. Y'know, I would eat you too. Why just eat him, when i can have one more? And plus, I'll hace a fight first before the feast.
Little red: eeh--EEEEEHHH!?
fine! Whatever!
I'm going slash you!!
Shrek: AAARGH!!
Little Red is not an expert in swords so, she can not have a battle with the ogre, yet. So, she slept due to the heaviness of the sword. So, the ogre was able to grab a hold of her. But immediately, Robin took an arrow and aimed at the ogre. The arrow hit the ogre, and took notice of the boy. The ogre almost attacked the boy. Little Red can't do a thing as she lsy on the ground. Robin lept above the ogre and choked his neck till he suffocated and fell on the groung. He left him there unconcious. And then picked Red up.
Robin: so, how was I? Awesome?
Little Red: You're not awesome! You just choke him!
Robin: what? You.didn't saw that!?
Little Red: saw what?
Robin: WHAT!? OH YOU DIDN"T SAW WHAT I DID! HOW COULD YOU?!
Little Red: what are you talking about? You shoot the ogre's back, and choked him! End of story!
Robin: dude, i think you need glasses...
Little Red: NO I DON-- look, don't start making up things just cause I didn't said how "AMAZING" you are!
Robin: really? You didn't saw those twigs?
Little Red: yea, you broke one for him to come over.
Robin: NO! Not that twig! I said twigs!
Little Red: Robin, this is getting annoying! What are you saying that there was something other than the choking and the calling and the shooting that you did?
Robin: fine, I guess I should show you.
*they came back for the ogre*
Robin: here!
Robin put twigs, sharp twigs on top of the ogre, so that when he wakes up, he could hurt himself. So, there is no way the ogre could chase them.
Robin: you see!
Little Red: hmmm...fascinating. Robin, you proved how Immature you are.
Robin: immatu--what?
Little Red: oh, nevermind! Let's go!!
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