Chapter 42-Let's go back for a second (Part 1)
~~~Random PO-O-O-O******
**Error! Narration style has changed!!**
You are Reader-chan. For some reason the narration of the story has changed to a Homestuck feel. Why? You don't know.
==> Reader-chan be the cool kid.
You are now the cool kid. What's your name? Why Dave Strider of course. You were walking up to Determined's house to do something for them.
==> Dave knock on the door.
You knock on the door. Huh, no answer.
-Ding!-
Oh it seems your Pesterchum is going off.
==> Dave answer Pesterchum.
-- DeterminedReader [DR] began pestering TurntechGodhead [TG] at ?:?? --
[DR] : Hey, so uh, I'm not home right now.
[TG] : what? then why did you send me to your house?
[DR] : I need you to update my fanfiction for me =P
[DR] : Just walk in, be careful of my dog and the bitties though
[TG] : what? i don't want to update your stupid fanfiction.
[DR] : Why not!? D=
[TG] : because it's dumb, why do you even do it?
[DR] : Because I have no life yet millions of ideas for books that I will never get published
[DR] : Now, please can you update my fanfiction?!
[TG] : ugh! fine!
[TG] : what do i write about?
[DR] : It's a flashback chapter, you just need to finish the fluffy bunny book that Sans reads to Paps.
[DR] : I forgot to finish it and only remembered it, like, yesterday =_=;
[TG] : okay, that's all?
[DR] : You could make it to where Reader-chan is stalking him with Blueberry and his bro =P
[TG] : fine
[DR] : YAAASSSS! THANK YOU!! =D now off to find this damn wall..
[TG] : wait, what wall?
-- DeterminedReader [DR] stopped pestering TurntechGodhead [TG] at ?:?? --
[TG] : damn it
==> Dave open door to house.
You open the door into the house and enter.
==> Dave snoop house
You decide against snooping since last time lead you to being in trouble. So much paint.
==> Dave find AWESOME laptop
You enter the living room to find Determined's laptop opened wide but not on.
==> Dave sit on couch and turn laptop on.
You press the on button and wait for the screen to come on. Once it does you are met with the background of the word 'Honk' written randomly and a chibi style of Gamzee. In the middle of the screen is a black box with a picture of what looks like an umbreon, yet isn't, and under that is a grey box that says 'Password.' You groan in annoyance.
==> Dave Pester Determined for Password.
-- TurntechGodhead [TG] Began pestering DeterminedReader [DR] at ?:?? --
[TG] : hey i need a password for your shit laptop.
[TG] : you there?
[DR] : Sorry was trying to find a wall, also HOW DARE YOU MY LAPTOP IS AWESOME!
[TG] : it's a chromebook
[DR] : .......
[TG] : exactly, now what's the password for it?
[DR] : -Huffs- it's D*^@3% **Error**
[TG] : that's it? wow i probably could have guessed that
[DR] : Hush! You got my password, so I say good day sir.
[DR] : -Starts to walk away-
[TG] : wait what wall were you looking for?
[DR] : A magical wall
[TG] : haha, funny now seriously what wall
[DR] : See now if I told you it wouldn't be as magical now would it?
[TG] : that's bullshit
[DR] : Don't care =P chow! ;3
-- DeterminedReader [DR] stopped pestering TurntechGodhead [TG] at ?:?? --
==> Dave bang head against table.
You hit your head on the table in frustration.
==> Dave stop wasting time and type the fanfiction chapter.
You enter the password that Determined gave you and unlock the desktop of their laptop. You open Google Chrome and go onto Wattpad.
==> Dave go to works and find something impossible!
You go to works to see a draft already there. 'Interesting.' You think to yourself and check it out. What you find makes your eyes widen behind your totally cool shades. It's everything you have done until know, It's even in a homestuck narration!
==> Dave try to delete it.
You attempt to delete what the draft already has, but it pops back up again.
==> Dave try again.
You try to delete it again but it pops up once more. Annoyed you leave it be and decide to start this stupid chapter.
==> Dave start the chapter
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~~~reader's pov in the past~~~
you sit on the couch with blueberry and swap(?) watching the totally fabulous mettaton. you notice sans walk up to his bro's room. you, being the curious motherfucker you are, decide to follow him. your two radical friends, swap and blueberry, follow you. once you reach the top of the stairs you put your head against the door to eavesdrop his ass. you hear him reading a totally awesome book and decide to listen to it.
"part 3-"
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The story gets interrupted by a -ding- of your Pesterchum.
==> Dave get Pestered by DeterminedReader.
You look at your iphone to see Determined pestering you. You frown and sigh in annoyance.
==> Dave answer Determined.
You open Pesterchum and answer Determined.
-- DeterminedReader [DR] began pestering TurntechGodhead [TG] at ?:?? --
[DR] : Hey, I forgot to mention, don't you fucking well dare screw up my story in your weird typing style, also make it in first POV
[TG] : that hurts, that hurts worse than not getting any AJ on christmas
[DR] : >=P, whatev's, just make sure to use actual normal writing grammery shit. I don't need my reader's to think i'm illiterate or something.
[TG] : fine but you owe me
[DR] : Done, just check your mail when you get back to your Universe, there will be a prize for helping me =P
[TG] : ok bye
[DR] : Chow ;3
-- DeterminedReader [DR] stopped pestering TurntechGodhead [TG] at ?:?? --
==> Dave get back to the story.
You look back at the chapter you had already written.
==> Dave just continue writing.
You decide to continue writing under what you already have.
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"'Part 3. The rescue mission'." I heard Sans say, "Fluffy bunny soon got a team of bunnies together to go and get the other bunnies. Once he got them together they left the valley and headed in the direction of the group. They walked all day long, avoiding predators, and helping others along the way. Soon they reached a cave. It had a blood trail leading in the direction they came. Thinking nothing of the trail fluffy bunny and his group entered the cave. Inside they heard plea's for help and cries of sorrow. Fluffy bunny told the other bunnies to wait while he went to check out the area.
He went in further into the cave and soon found a horrific sight. One bunny was laid out on a pedestal, a glowing stone above the bunny, and circling the cave were cages full of the exact same bunny. In fact they all looked like the bunny that Fluffy bunny had saved. All of them took notice of him instantly and cried for help. Fluffy bunny ran up to one of the cages of the many bunnies and asked what happened here.
'we are trapped here by an evil wolf, he uses the magical stone to create duplicates of the bunny on the pedestal, she came here with a group of other bunnies but..' The bunny couldn't say anymore as she burst into tears. Fluffy bunny watched as the bunny duplicate fell to the floor in tears. 'I will help you and save you all.' Fluffy bunny stated. He ran back to his companions and told them what had happened, they agreed to help and all but one ran in to help with bunnies, while the one stayed and watched for the wolf.
The bunnies started to unlock all the cages, releasing all bunny duplicates, and soon all cages were open. No sign of the wolf. Fluffy bunny looked up towards the pedestal to see the one and only bunny left. With the help of his companions and some of the other bunnies Fluffy bunny was able to reach the pedestal, the bunny seemed to be unconscious, this made Fluffy bunny frown slightly. He started to get rid of the vines holding the bunny down.
While untying the bunny the sound of a howl echoed throughout the cave. All the bunnies, except Fluffy bunny, froze. The howling got closer and closer and soon growling could be heard. 'RUN!' One of the bunnies yelled causing all the bunnies to scatter. Fluffy bunny continued to untie the one bunny and soon got the knots undone. He grabbed the bunny and hopped down, just as a skinny looking wolf emerged, angry.
"Well, what is this?" the wolf asked causing all the bunnies to stop and stare at him.
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==> Dave end story there for now.
You end the story there and add some sick pictures to it.
==> Dave pester Determined.
You decide it's best to tell Determined that you are going to end the story and head back to your Universe for the night.
-- TurntechGodhead [TG] Began pestering DeterminedReader [DR] at ?:?? --
[TG] : hey, i'm going to call it a night, i need to head back to my universe or everyones going to be all like 'oh my god! where is that radically cool shades wearing guy!?'
[DR] : That's fine, I couldn't find the wall anyways T~T
[TG] : ok, again, what wall?
[DR] : The 4th wall, it's a magical wall that protects me from my readers.
[TG] : oh, sooo they can read this?
[DR] : I guess -shrug- I don't know.
[DR] : Oh well night then
[TG} : Night
-- TurntechGodhead [TG] Stopped pestering DeterminedReader [DR] at ?:?? --
==> Dave log publish chapter and log out of computer.
You publish the chapter and log out of Determined's computer. You close it to make sure nothing happens to it.
==> Dave head back to your Universe.
You get up and look around the house, noticing you haven't ran into the small skeletons since you got here. You shrug thinking they are hiding from you and head out the door.
You walk outside down the yard and into the painted void. The ceiling was painted as a night sky, indicating it was night time, and a portal stood tall and proud. You walked up to the portal and turned the switch to Homestuck. You watch as it changes colors from Yellow to a grassy Green. Once it is done you enter the portal.
==> Chapter change back-k 2 n0rM4l n4rrat!0N**
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