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==>Be the Author!

What in god's name are you talking about? You already are the Author! Why would-

"Oh, gawd damnit!" You facepalm realizing that the story has gone to your POV. You sigh in frustration. "Fine whatever!" You say throwing your hands up in defeat.

==> Find out where your going.

"Stupid fucking Homestuck narration arrow thinga-ma-bob." You grumble under your breath. You already know where your going. To Dave's school of course! There you can talk to everyone and not have to keep changing the scene to reach everyone.

==> Author reach the school building already!

You finally reach the building to see a two story brick building, a brick wall surrounds the building, some workers were working along the roof top, and the entrance doors seemed to be made purely of glass. 'That's not dangerous at all!' You thought sarcastically.

==> Author get your ass into the building already!

Jegus! Fine! You enter the glass doors wondering as to why there is no security system to not allow people to enter. 'Oh wait, Fanfic logic riiigghhtt..' You remember. "It should be 3rd period by now." You mumble to yourself.

==> Author create a backpack and schedule and go to your 3rd period class!

You do as the Narration says and create a pokemon based backpack covered in Umbreons with a couple of random Fandom buttons, including Undertale, FNAF, Pokemon, and some anime based ones. You smirk at how fucking awesome it is and put it on. You snap your fingers allowing your awesome Fanfiction magic to create your schedule for you. The paper floats down gently and you snatch it from the air and read it.

"Looks like I got Math for 3rd. Shit, probably should have checked what classes Dave has." You mumble but shrug and decide to go looking for this class. "221? Heh, irony." You joke and head to math.

==> Author! get to the c7a5S aLr3Aby----

You finally get frustrated and break the Narration style for now. You sigh knowing that it won't come back for a while and head up the stairs.

"HEY YOU!" A voice says making you jump in shock. You turn around to see a teacher staring you down. "You're supposed to be in class by now!" She basically yells. It takes all your strength to not roll your eyes and make a snarky comment.

"Oh, uh, sorry. I just got lost. Today's my first day." You lie perfectly! Hells yes! The teacher eyes your outfit, which consisted of a Team Instict T-shirt, cargo shorts, and really dirty checkered Vans.

"You are out of dress code." She says making you blink in surprise and heart race in anxiety. 'Fucking SHIIIIITTT!' You yell in your mind. "You are not allowed to wear shorts. Only khaki's or jeans, but since it's your first day I can let it slide." You mentally sigh in relief. "Now, where is your class?"

"Oh! Here." You say giving her the paper. "Its math, 221." You mentally chuckle.

"Oh! that's actually my class." She says enthusiastically. 'Fuck.'

"Ok." You shrug and follow the teacher to her class.

==> Author follow annoying teacher.

Once you get to the class she makes you stand next to her making you even more nervous, why is meeting people so stressful!! You search the group of kids to find Dave, or someone you know! You notice the random trolls strewn about the class, most wearing some random sign on their T-shirt and different horn sizes. Luckily you spot John. He obviously doesn't know you, that's only Dave and Gamzee, but as long as you know SOMEONE! He notices you staring and waves at you.

"Hello? Your name?" The teachers voice snaps you out of your trance.

"Oh! Sorry, my name is authooorr...." You trail off realizing your mistake.

"Say again?"

"A-Aurthor. My name is Aurthor." You recover. 'Jegus how do you spell that!?' You think in your mind knowing the narration most likely misspelled that.

"Well Aurthor, you can sit by John. John please raise your hand." John did so and you walked over and sat in the seat next to him. 'Hell-fucking-yes!' You thought knowing the Fanfiction has blessed you by seating you with someone you already know... In a way.

==> Be introduced by John.

"Hi i'm John Egbert. Nice to meet you!" John says putting a hand out.

"Name's Aurthor, nice to meet you to." I said shaking hands, by grabbing the back of his hand and shaking. You put up a mental image of it as to not to confuse the readers 'I am so sorry if this seems racist, I actually shake peoples hand like this!' You mentally scream.

"Uhh.." John trails off making you retract your hand and scratch the back of your hand with a major blush from embarrassment.

"Oh, sorry. That's how I shake peoples hand." You shrug.

"Aurthor! John!" The teacher yells.

"Sorry Ms. McKenzie!" John apoligizes. 'McKenzie? Wow. Haven't heard that name in a while.' You shrug and pull out a piece of paper. You dig through your backpack and realize you have no pen! 'Double Fuck!' You mentally scolded yourself for not creating a pen. Plus you can't create one now that your in class! "Here." You hear John say and look up to see a green ectogoo pen in front of you.

"Thanks." You whisper and take the pen and work on the graphing. 'Holy shit graphing? Child's play.' You think and easily do all the work.

==> Author Time skip to lunch!

You do as the narration says since you were to lazy to think of what you did. In math you had finished everything within the first 10 minutes, which surprised everyone, and you sat dead quiet in 4th on your phone during Spanish, none of the people you knew were there anyways. It wasn't your strong suite, you rather prefer German, but they didn't have it here.

==> Author 3x9LaiN--

You cut off the Narration getting to it. You were on your way to lunch to go and find Dave and talk to him. You had plenty of time to find the cool kid since lunch lasted a whole period in this school. Which you find fucking insane! As you are walking down the halls you hear lockers being slammed. You look down the hallway to see John being shoved into some lockers by a raven haired kid. 'Who in gawd's name is that?' You wonder and walk up to the strange boy.

"Where's the money Egderp? I know you have it." The boy threatens.

"I-I swear Jack, I don't have it!" John pleaded.

"Hey friend, what's up?" You walked up and interrupted causing the two boy's to look down at you. This 'Jack' guy looked almost 6 foot and stood tall compared to your 5'3 stature. John was only 5'6.

"Who are you? Get out of here lesbo!" Jack said.

"I'm not a girl thank you very much. Also I would appreciate it if you didn't harm my best-friend." You stated annoyed.

"Then what are you? A short boy? Come on shorty, what you going to do."

"I'm not a guy either, and if you don't release him I will release my wrath on you. Being short has it's perks." You said and smirked making him clearly angrier.

"Aurthor! just leave!" John whispered.

"Shut it Egderp!" Jack said and dropped him. "What makes you think i'm not gonna kick your ass now?"

"Well, only people who go through something bully other's, but seeing you. I'm pretty sure you are just like this." You noted keeping eye contact. From the corner of your eye you could see John shaking his head from side to side.

"What!"

"You heard me, besides not like you could land a hit on me either way." You shrugged and backed away as a punch swung at you. "Ya missed. How could you miss! I'm two feet in front of you!" You referenced. Jack's face turned red as he swung at me again. you dodged.

"You know," Swing, miss.

"As I always say," Swing. Miss.

"There's more to life." Swing. Miss.

"Than bullying other's." Swing. Miss. You sigh.

"You know this is getting boring." You said boredly. Swing. Miss. You were now standing in front of the lockers, making Jack think you were cornered. He smirked and raised for another punch.

"Bye." You said and ducked under him, rolled, and stood next to John just as a loud BANG was heard along with a screech of pain. "Come on John, let's get some lunch. I'm starving all I had today was a poptart. Although another wouldn't hurt." You said putting an arm around him and walking to the cafeteria.

==> Author! End the fight!

"AAARRRRGGHHH!!!" You heard behind you. You sighed in frustration and turned around. You pushed John to the left and you dodged to the right just as Jack charged passed you. He nearly ran straight into the wall but stopped just in time to turn around and face you.

"Jegus, you never give up do you?" You smirked. "Cause you're never gonna give me up! Never gonna let me down!" You sang and danced stupidly, dodging just as Jack raced past you once more. "Never gonna turn around, and, desert me!" You burst into laughter.

"STOP MOVING!" He yelled causing some heads to pop out of the cafeteria. 'Shit, gotta end this now.' You noted and circled around him.

"Y'know, I tried to be nice. Oh well." You shrug as he charges for you again. You bend your knees and lean forward, ready for his attack. Once he reaches you, you jump to his stomach and pull him up, with as much force as you could muster up, lifting him from the ground you continue on until his face ends up on the floor. "Aw, gawd. That hurts like hell." You say popping your back. You turn to face the unconscious Jack and sigh. "Sorry dude. Come on John." You say and indicate for John to follow.

He does but with a wide mouth and eyes. "How did you do that!?" He almost yells as you reach the lunch line. You shrug.

"I took gymnastics at my old school." You lie, it was really the power of Fanfictions and the fact that you're the Author, but he doesn't need to know that.

"That was so cool! You have to teach me that!" John started ranting to you about how cool you were, almost like Dave, and how you should meet his other friends.

==> Author get a free lunch.

You and John finally got through the lunch line, you getting a free pizza and milk since your 'New' at the school, and him paying for his food. "Then there's Terezi, she's blind, but can sense things with her nose and licks people." John continued ranting about the people you already know about. You just nodded along until you both finally got to a table full of people and trolls. "Aurthor these are my friends." He said and started listing out the people, you were zoned out looking at Dave who was staring at you intently.

"WhAt'S uP dEtErMiNeD." Gamzee said once John had finished. Everyone looked at him like he was crazy.

"Hello." I waved back. you notice Dave patting the seat beside him, indicating for you to sit by him. You oblige and sit next to him. "So, your name is Dave? Hi, my name is Aurthor." you said putting a hand out.

"Dave strider. Not like you didn't already know it." He mumbled the last part and shaking your hand.

"Just play the part, I need to talk to you." you whispered to him, sitting forward, and started eating your pizza. 'Damn this is much better than my school's pizza.'

"Soo. Aurthor." you heard Jade say making you look up from your pizza. "Where did you come from?" She asked. 'Fuck.'

"California." You lie.

"R34LLY? W3R3 FR0M C4L1F0RN14?" Terezi asked. You paused.

"..San Diego."

"Smooth." Dave whispered to you.

"Shut up." You retorted.

"R3334444LLLYYY??" Terezi asked. 'Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!!' You thought.

"Well I he8rd you got into 8 fight with J8ck? Is th8t true?" Vriska interfered. 'That GOG!' You thought.

"You mean that weirdass bully? Hells-a-ya, but he was to easy for me." you shrug.

"Too easy? The only people I know who can take him is Dirk and Dave." Jade said eyeing me suspiciously.

"Really? How about a strife?" you asked the older Strider, knowing Dave would disagree. He raised his eyebrow while Dave furrowed his.

"Sure." He responds.

"Bro!" Dave argues.

"What's wrong Dave, afraid your Broseph will loose to me?" You teased.

"No, he could totally take you." He defended with a stoic face.

"As long as there isn't a Broplem with it." You shrugged getting a few giggles from the others. You could see his eye twitch. "Besides I could brobably take him. Who knows."

"Is that a challenge?" The older Strider finally speaks.

"No, it's me just teasing your brother, and besides we have plenty of time. Do you wanna strife now?" you asked.

"I wOuLd SuGgEsT yOu NoT dO tHiS, fRiEnD." Gamzee piped up.

"No, no. She-"

"They." You correct the Strider.

"They," He corrected himself, "Clearly want a taste of defeat. Courtyard, this way." He says standing up and walking out the cafeteria. Everyone each getting up and following him. You, Dave, and Gamzee are last as the two decide to talk to you.

==> Author talk to Dave.

"What's your game Determined?" Dave asks.

"I need to talk you, it's about the 4th wall, I can't reach it."

"WhAt'S uP wItH a 4Th WaLl?" Gamzee asks.

"I can't reach the 4th wall in order to fix it. I feel frustrated about it because not only have I not updated any chapters for either stories, but the Reader's can read what I'm doing." You stated.

"Wait, what th-"

"Yo you ready or what?" Dirk said interrupting Dave's question.

"Yeah!" You said about to run to him when your stopped by an arm. You look back to see Dave.

"Go easy on him." You roll your eyes and nod. He lets you go and you walk up to the older strider.

==> Author strife with the older strider.

Finally taking off your backpack you hand it to John and ask him to hold it, to which he nods. You stand in front of the older Strider, your hands in your pockets, and notice him holding a shitty katana and lil' Cal. "What's with the creepy puppet?" You ask pointing at it.

"This little dude is not creepy, and his name is lil' Cal." He says clearly offended.

"Okay, okay. Calm your tits." You say holding your hands up defensively. He just stands there clearly ready for an attack. "Go ahead, your move." You say and hold your hands out to your sides. Dirk takes the bait and uses his quick speed to try and attack your right side. You dodge easily.

This clearly takes everyone, except for Dave and Gamzee, aback as you dodge his next attacks. He tries usuing lil' Cal, but clearly failing as you dodge that as well. You sigh boredly. "You know." You start as you keep dodging his swords attacks.

"There's a saying." You dodge the puppet.

"A persons best offense." Dodge his sword.

"Is their Defense." You smirk as you stand in front of the cement wall. Dirk swings his sword down and you dodge just as it hits the wall, breaking in half. He stops in shock and turns around to face you. " I told you. Also I don't believe swords are allowed in school." You say looking at the surprised Strider. "Gonna keep going? Oooorrr..." You trailed off. After no answer you shrug and run towards the blonde. Finally out of his trance he tries to speed his way out, but you manage to snag something just before he disappears.

==> Author do the impossible!

You put on the anime glasses and look at the surprised group. Dirk covers his eyes quickly and Dave looks clearly pissed. 'Oops, went to far.' You thought. "Uh, sorry. Just was curious about your eyes." You shrug and take off the glasses.

"ALRIGHT NOOK SNIFFER! WHO ARE YOU!? NO ONE CAN BEAT THE BLONDE ASS UNLESS THEY HAVE SOMETHING THEY CAN DO!" Karkat states.

"I Agree With Karkat. No One Has Ever Beaten Dirk." Kanaya agrees. You look towards Dave who just nods. You sigh in defeat.

"Fine, you caught me. First off my name is not Aurthor. I am the Author, or better known as Determined, as both Dave and Gamzee calls me." You say.

"THE AUTHOR? OF WHAT? SOME STUPID ASS BOOK?" Karkat asks.

"Yes actually, Fanfiction, which you guys are apart of." It's clear they don't believe you. You sigh in annoyance. "You want proof don't you?" You ask getting very many nods. "Okay, how about we take a visit to Skaia?" You say and snap your fingers.

==> Author, surprise everyone by changing the scene.

"Damnit! I thought I fixed that damn Narration." You say angrily realizing it had started back up at some point. You look back to see very many confused faces, unlike Gamzee and Dave, and everyone seems to be in their God Tier. "Huh, guess that's an added." You note. Everyone looks at you in shock. "That's not all I can do."

==> Author summon a cup of coffee.

You summon a cup of coffee and take a sip. "Aaahh, delicious coffee." You say. Everyone eyes you suspisciously. "Well, now then. As you were saying earlier Dave?" You ask sitting chris crossed on the ground. He walked up to you and sat in front of you.

"What do you mean the reader's can read what your doing?" He asked.

"WAIT, MY QUESTION FIRST! WHERE ARE YOU FROM?" Karkat intervenes.

"Multi-void, and the 4th wall has some stupid force field bull malarky going on, so I can't reach it in order to fix it. Plus because I'm in your Universe the story is most likely updating itself, meaning the reader's can read what's going on right now."

"WHAT THE HELL IS A MULTI-VOID?" Karkat asked.

"So your telling me you came to my universe to talk to me about it?" Dave asks you. You sigh in frustration.

"Hold on Karkat, and I came to see if you knew a way to fix the 4th wall."

"DON'T YOU 'HOLD ON KARKAT' ME!" Karkat yelled.

"BrO, i ThInK iT's BeSt To MoThErFuCkInG lEt ThEm SpEaK." Gamzee told Karkat, making the screaming troll yell at him.

"So you thought it would be a good idea to ask me how to fix it. Have you tried just waiting it out?"

"I would, but the problem is, is that the reader's would be able to read what I'm doing. We don't need them knowing why I'm not updating."

"You mean from reading Fanfics of me and John?"

"What?" John asks.

"HEY! THEY ARE ADORABLE!" You counter and sigh in frustration. "How about this, you come to the multi-void and see if you guys can help me with your God Tier powers. Being an Author does have it's limits." You state and look to see the shocked faces of Dirk, John, Jake, and Jade.

"I aM aLl Up FoR hElPiNg A mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNd." Gamzee says and walks up to you.

"Same." Dave agrees.

"Bro, your going to go with this, person?!" Dirk exclaims.

"Wow, harsh. I only tried to be friends with you." You frowned in annoyance.

"Bro, it's my decision, and you're not going to change it." Dave argues.

"You're not going without me." Dirk argues back.

"SAME! GAMZEE GET YOUR HIGH ASS OVER HERE." Karkat exclaims.

"Sorry bro, but this is my decision. Determined, start up the portal." Dave said.

"I aGrEe, LeT's Go." Gamzee agreed.

==> Author create a portal to home.

"Oookkaayy... then." You said and snapped your fingers, creating a portal, and making the backpack, john was still holding, disappear.

Dave and Gamzee started walking towards the portal until Dirk appeared in front of the two.

"Bro, let me through." Dave threatened.

"Sorry Dave, but no." Dirk retorted.

==> Author get tired of the strider's arguing.

"Oooooorrr.. I could do this." you said making everyone look at me. you snapped your fingers causing everyone to float in the air. You snapped your finger's making every go into the portal. You whistled to yourself as you walked into the portal.

Once in the portal you turned it off and let everyone down. "WHERE IN GOG'S NAME ARE WE?" Karkat asked.

"Welcome to the Multi-void. A place for different Fandoms to come and hang out." I said spreading my arms in a welcoming motion. "Hey Red, hey Green!" You yelled waving to the pokemon trainer. The two waved back.

"Hey Determined!" Red said back and continued talking to Green.

"Anyways, this way." You said indicating to the house. You started walking to the house, the group of kids and trolls following.

==> Author enter the house with the group of kids and trolls.

You continued past the front door and stopped by the livingroom. "BITTIES! I'M HOME!" You yelled expected the small skeletons to appear, but they didn't. "Weird. Hold on." You said walking to your totally AWESOME laptop.

"Your still using that stupid laptop?" Dave commented.

"Shut up, it's awesome!"

"It's a chromebook."

"A chromebook? You can't even play any games on that." Dirk commented.

"SHUT UP! IT'S FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH! Jegus." You yelled making the two Strider's hush it. "Now, to see what the hell is up with Wattpad." You mumble to yourself.

==> Author, open Wattpad and find out what the hell is going on!

Opening Wattpad you go to Works slightly surprised to see a draft already there for Forced Resets. You open it and skim through what is already typed until you reach the bottom surprised that it is still typing words. "By gawd! My account is updating itself!" You exclaim in surprise and try to delete it. It clearly doesn't work. You try again and again, making yourself pissed off over the fact that it isn't working. A hand on your shoulder stops you.

"Hey, calm down. This happened to me as well and no matter what you do it doesn't get rid of it." Dave says to calm you down. You are too busy staring at the computer screen as it types to care. You sigh and look up at the blonde.

"You should totally take your shades off." You say bluntly.

"What no!" Dave says holding his shades as if you were going to take them.

"Come on Dave, pleeaassee!! Your eyes are so preettyyyyy!!" You whine. You see him hesitate and look at the group of curious souls before giving a stern look.

"No, maybe later."

"Uuggghh, Fine!" You say in defeat and stand up.

==> Author get to business already!

"Stupid fucking Narration. Alright, alright already! This way to the 4th wall, I just need Rose, Terezi, Dave, and Gamzee." You say and start walking out of the living room.

"WAIT, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING ALL OF US HERE IF ALL YOU NEEDED WAS THEM?" Karkat ask's making you turn to look at the angry troll and notice Dirk grabbing Dave to hold him back.

"I'm not letting Dave go there." Dirk said sternly.

"Jegus, protective much? He'll be fine, in fact you can come with if you want. Also I brought you all here so that way you guys didn't go on a hunt after me, plus it's cool to have new people to visit this lonely void." You shrug and start walking off again. This time the two Strider's, the two Seers, and the Bard following.

==> Author show the group the fourth wall already!

You soon arrive at the 4th w4lL. "C-Car3fVl.. tH3 5-St0Ry m1gH+---"

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==> Author become the angry troll.

"WHAT THE HELL?" You mumble to yourself.

"What's wrong?" Jade asks you.

"I THOUGHT I JUST HEARD THIS VOICE TELLING ME TO BECOME SOMEONE."

"That's weird. Maybe you're just imagining it!" She says cheerfully. Which annoys the fuck out of you, but you wouldn't tell her that. In fact you actually have a slight crush on her. 'Wait.. What!?!!' You think to yourself and grab you head as a headache settles. Just fucking great! "What's wrong Karkat?"

"NOTHING.... JUST A FUCKING HEADACHE." You mumble slightly.

"Well, maybe we can find some ibuprofen. I don't think.. 'Determined.' would mind." She says, slightly hesitating on that weird-asses name.

==> Karkat follow Jade into kitchen.

You follow jade into the kitchen to find some ibuprofen. A loud and shrill as fuck bark, not only makes your headache worse slightly, but causes you to jump at the sudden noise. You look in the direction of the bark to find... A dog?

==> Karkat inspect dog.

You get down on your knees and the dog walks up to you and starts to sniff you. The dog looks to be mostly brown with black and a white T on it's chest. Looking down 'there' you find her to be a girl. You notice a pink color on her, but it doesn't have a name tag on it. "Aww, what a cute doggie." Jade says about to pet the dog, but it runs away from her and gets on all fours, as though it want's to play. It continues to bark REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY!

"LETS LEAVE IT BE. I NEED SOMETHING FOR THIS DAMN HEADACHE." You say getting up.

"Oh! Right, I forgot. Now then let's check in.. Here!" Jade says, starting to open a random cabinet.

To find it full of Poptarts.

"Jesus, how many poptarts does this person eat?" She asks looking between the many boxes for some medicine. "Ok, how about this one?" She asks opening another. To find a lot of coffee cups. This, may take a while.

==> Karkat Time skip to after Jade finds the medicine!

Unfortunately you have no power to time skip so instead you sit there for an hour watching Jade open and close every cabinet to find the ibuprofen. She huffs in annoyance. "I can't seem to find it." She finally admits.

"REALLY, I THOUGHT YOU GOT BORED AND STARTED JUST FUCKING LOOKING THROUGH THE WEIRDASSES CABINETS FOR FUN!" You yell making your headache worse.

"Well sorry for trying to be helpful!" She yells back at you. The dog barks at the two of you and walks down the hall. You look at Jade confused, but she just shrugs. You decide to get up and follow the dog.

==> Karkat follow dog.

You were pretty sure you were already doing that. Upon following the dog you enter what looks like a bathroom. What made the bathroom even weirder was what looked like a human skeleton dangling by one foot on the ceiling. He was wearing monotonous colors which consisted of mostly Black and Grey. (He seems familiar to you...) His grey eye lights soon stop on you two. "Uuuhhh.... Hi?" He says putting a hand up as a wave.

==> Karkat scream like a pansy and abscond!

You still can't figure out what your hearing but you don't care at the moment as you scream your lungs out and ABSCOND THE HELL OUT OF THERE!

**Author in Range!**

==>Karkat become the Author.

You end up hearing a scream upstairs just as the five of you are talking about the 4th wall. 'Shit!' You think and run up the stairs as fast as you can, the others following close behind, weapons at the ready.

You get to the top of the stairs just as you hear the front door slam shut. You enter the kitchen and look down the hallway to see Jade and Carter standing in front of the bathroom. You rush to the bathroom door, ready to summon any weapon to take the danger, only to spot.....

"R, what the hell?!" You ask angrily. There dangling from the ceiling is the skeleton meant to help confuse the Reader.

"I was trying to get to the attic and I ended up getting stuck! Can you help?" He asks. You facepalm in annoyance just as the others reach you.

"Is it one of 'them'?" Dave asks just as he gets to you, instead of answering you point to the skeleton, making the younger stider to look. "Oh, hey R." He says and waves nonchalantly.

==> Author get the skeleton off the ceiling.

You do as the Narration says and.... "How long has this been on?" You ask yourself as you hear on 'Oof' behind you.

"What's been on?" Dave asks you. You finally take notice of the others staring intently at the Dark colored skeleton.

"The Narration." You say and start walking into the living room. Dave just shrugs and follows you. R also follows you cautiously, then is followed by the others himself.

==> Author find out that this chapter is almost 5000 words long so far!

"HOLY SHIT!" You yell just as you open the Draft.

"What, how long is it?" Dave asks you.

"Almost. 5-fucking-thousand words! AND ITS STILL GOING!" You yell. "Ok I need to end this chapter. You guys can head back to your Universe. Also go get Karkat, he'll get lost." You say watching the screen as it continues typing.

"Okay, see ya, and don't forget. Just wait it out. It's clear it's keeping you away for a reason." Dave says as he starts heading out.

"See ya." You respond and start looking for a picture for the chapter.

==> Author summon a cup of coffee.

'That sounds like a good idea.' You think to yourself and do so. You take a sip of your delicious as fuck coffee and continue looking for a good picture. From the corner of your eye you see R take a seat on the couch and starts up the TV to probably put on Scrubs most likely.

You soon find a picture of when Andrew Hussie first broke the 4th wall and decided to just use that since you couldn't find any other pictures. Your dog soon comes in and lays down on the floor to take a nap.

==> Author realize that the bitties are no where in sight!

You completely forgot because of the fucking 4th wall! SHIT!

"R HAVE YOU SEEN THE BITTIES!?" You ask causing the unwary skeleton to jump and look at you. He looks at you with shock in his eyes.

"N-No, last I saw, there was a text in one of the earlier chapters of them going into a portal and ending up somewhere." He says kind of freaked out.

"WHAT!" You yell and look at all the chapters that had been updated. "You also forgot to put chapter titles." You state angrily.

"Sorry." He says sadly. After looking for a bit you find the text and see its true! You sigh in frustration.

"Guess I'm going to have to find a way to get them back." You say and notice the chapter is almost at 5500 words! JEGUS! Time to end this and post a chapter continuing at the party....

Wheeenn you feel like it.

==> Author end the chapter.

You decide to do so, but not before putting a Youtube video of a song at the top for no reason what-so-ever, and a small thingy for the Readers.

Goodbye for now Readers!

And yes... this was a funsies filler chapter. This took 3 days! Whatever. Please wait for new chapters for 'A dream come true' and This story. I hope you enjoyed my journey into Homestuck and back.... I don't really know how this happened... Oh well. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER ANYWAYS!!

==>Author end the chapter already!!!

Fine....

**Chapter End**

~~~Reader's POV~~~

You have no clue as to what you just read, but you choose to ignore it and wait patiently for the next chapter for this, and 'A dream come true?'s, story! You also realize that this is the longest chapter within the story so far! Damn.....

You also realize that the song at the top isn't really a song..... More of just a random Homestuck video, although it is cute. 'Why is the author so into homestuck all of a sudden?' You think. 'And who is R?'