Jin let out a big sigh. "I may be blonde but I ain't dumb. I'm not even going to start with you."

"Alright fine, I don't like the microwave because I was heating up my grapes like one does to eat them with the spatula when the microwave exploded and scared 14 year old me," Jungkook explained.

"14? You were 14 and you heated up your grapes in the microwave?"

Jungkook nodded sheepishly.

"Everyone knows you heat the grapes in the oven."

Jungkook sank to the floor. "I know, I know, it was a stupid innocent mistake that was never made again but that stupid microwave scarred me and I have sworn on my left testicle to never go near it again!"

"What about your right one?"

"Huh."

"Right testicle, why didn't you swear upon that one?"

"I like my left one more, it's bigger."

"Ah, okay."

"..."

"When did this get so dramatic, it's a damn microwave?!"