yoongi stops by your apartment with three leashes and three puppies asking you if you're interested in helping him take the doggos for a walk with him. when asked where he got the dogs he smiles jubilantly,

"i borrowed them from work today!"

"yoongi, you can't keep taking the puppies from the adoption center. wait, oh my god. why does this one's dog tag say jimin?"

"because i named him after jimin, the fuck."

"but why though?"

"because jimin is cute, the fuck."

"oh damn, you right."