hoseok the bouncer cards you at the door because he doesn't believe someone with your looks isn't using a fake id even though tonight is your 23rd birthday so your upper lip twitches and your eyes lose their happy glow and you angrily announce that you're going to get chicken nuggets at the mcdonalds down the block instead so he gives you a five out of his pocket and when you ask why he says to pay for your happy meal and he knows should be intimidated by your rising tone and requests to speak to his boss but all he can think of is how fun it is to bother you and if you're free tomorrow. that is if you're not completely hungover from the 50pc chicken nuggets you're about to eat.

this makes me wanna do a story featuring asshole hoseok hmmmmmmmmm