the clearly-buzzed namjoon and his buddy ahead of you in line offering to help you sneak your party size bag of doritos (which was shoved up your dress between your legs by the way; they could tell by the penguin walk you were doing) past the bouncer and getting them confiscated instead.

"sir, club policy says you cannot-"

"that's nacho doritos."

the bouncer laughs at the joke and reaches for them. the friend slaps his hand away.

"he said that's nacho fucking doritos."