you're in the middle of teaching your sixth grade class and you turn to them to say,

"okay class, today we're gonna learn how to cross multiply."

" aight so which one of y'all fools named multiply?"

your head turns to the door. your boyfriend is dribbling a basketball into the classroom with a sweatband and basketball shorts and elite socks. he points to the first boy he sees.

"is it you?"

"no it's n--"

"stand up." he orders, then turning to the rest of the kids to say, "i'm bout to smoke this young fool."

the little boy gets up and tries to steal the ball from yoongi, but yoongi fuckin breaks his ankles, leaving the nerd wailing on the ground. you rush over to soothe him and look over to yoongi and ask what he was thinking. yoongi only replies, "someone get this boy some bengay, his knees is weak!"

and yoongi keeps dribbling the ball with a smirk on his face. then it hits you.

he just crossed multiply.

downgoesfraser reference.