imagine your friend telling you to get a fake ID so you can sneak into clubs and being so indecisive over it that angel namjoon and devil taehyung appear on your shoulders.

"hey, worst case scenario, a creepy panamanian dude sells you a kilo and you snort ten lines of coke."

"that's exactly why she shouldn't go, taehyung!"

"okay but you're not listening to me because that's only worst case scenario."