Some crimes Mexico has committed cause I can't keep him under control

-Arson
-Cannibalism
-Illegally crossing the border
-Drugs
-Kidnapping (this was a long time ago, trust me)
-Illegally owning guns
-War crimes
-Escaping prison

Are there more?? Most likely
Can I list them?? No, cause he hasn't told me them
Anyway
He needs someone to put him under control
Obsessed_Country come control him please

Mexico: ARSON *casually lights a whole Walmart on fire*