KEY:

Bold: Grim Reaper

Italics: Minion

Underline: Gigi (me!)

Underline Bold: Choppers

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"Welcome to th-"

"Uh, sir the bodies aren't ready yet."

"WHAT THE HELL DO MEAN THEYRE NOT READY?!"

"Um, the genie is being a bit stubborn."

"GIGI!"

"Oh, it's you."

"Why aren't the bodies ready?!"

"Today is Esme's birthday you dum dum. I'm not granting your wish until her cake is baked, and everything is ready. Don't you yell at me again, I have a NEICE who'd be happy to chop your head off with a chainsaw!"

"You mean -gulp- Choppers?"

"That's the one."

"Choppers is a she  devil! I'm sorry Gigi. I shall have my minions bake the cake and have everything ready."

"This is hilarious. The grim reaper being afraid of my NEICE who owns a chainsaw. Haha."

"I shall bake the cake Gigi!"

"Thank you! I'll go make the presents. And Grim go get everything else ready."

"Yes sir."

"Excuse me?! CHOPPERS COME HERE!!"

"No no no! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't bring her in! Please!"

"Fine. But if you do one more thing, it's off with your head!"

"Someone's bossy."

"Choppers!"

"Yes Gigi?"

"Oh my god."

"Choppers can you deal with Grim? I have to make Esme's presents."

"Sure thing."

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Hey Esme!

It's gigi!

I'm so sorry about Grim, he gets grumpy sometimes.

A huge thank you to Choppers for helping a genie out!

And another huge thanks to the minion who baked your cake!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!
YOU SMELL LIKE DONKEY POO!!
I STILL LOVE YOU!
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haha jk jk

Here's da cake!

Everyone in the fam makes poems for birthdays but I don't cause I simply suck at them

Just read my poem book and you'll understand

HERE ARE ZEE PRESENTS

pm me on my main account and I'll email them to you, or you can screenshot them or whatever!

😊

Each year you turn older,
Your brain becomes wiser,
Or you're just like me ( a eight year old in a twelve you old body)

Love you ❤️❤️❤️

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"Happy birthday Esme. Hope you die! Oh sorry, I just like death cause you know I'm the grim reaper."

"Boss what happened to your head?"

"-sigh- Don't ask."

"Wow that NEICE of gigi's really is scary. You look terrible."

"SHUT UP."

"Happy birthday Esme!"