Kick Thirty Seven: Assholes and Asshats
Previously on FPG:

"Yes Auntie Ezra!" Aki swung their arms back and forth, her smile reaching to her ears.

Once they grabbed their ice creams, they walked back to the car, and drove back to the girl's cars.

"We'll see you again soon!" The girls cried, waving as the others drove away.

Lucy sighed, it's been one of the best days... since he left.
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It was a sunny Saturday afternoon, when Mira received a phone call. Lucy was out working, while Juvia took Aki to the park, and well, Mira just wanted to stay home today. She picked up the phone, not wanting to hear it's annoying rings once more.

"Hello?" She asked into the phone, her eyes darting back and forth.

"Is this Mirajane Strauss?"

"Yes, and this is?" Mira sighed.

"It's Jenny...I wanted to make sure Juvia was okay." Jenny swallowed hard, her hands slightly shaking as she spoke these words to Mira.

"Oh, yeah, she's fine. Thank you for checking in on her." Mira giggled slightly, biting her nail as she spoke.

"Yeah, anytime." Jenny sang, "Well, I have to go, bye!"

As Mira put the phone down, she sighed, falling back into the lilac bean bag. She pondered what had happened with her and Jenny all those years ago, but she shrugged it off regardless, seeing as if she and Jenny hadn't parted, she wouldn't have Lucy, and Levy, Juvia and Erza. Mira yawned, sitting up and looking around the room. What should she do today? She finished her homework, folded the laundry, and loaded the dishwasher.

Suddenly, she got an idea, she leapt up from her beanbag, and into the bathroom, changing into a sports bra and some shorts, and headed out of the house with nothing but herself.

Lucy wiped her face clean of sweat, you'd think working at a small café in  Massachusetts, wouldn't be hard work, but, when you're Lucy, and live in an apartment with a small child, it's a nightmare.

Lucy rested her head in her hands as she looked around the café, yawning ever so tiredly. After the door swung open loudly, chiming the rather annoying bell loudly, jerking her up.

Her doe brown eyes widened the size of saucers as she saw a party of at least twenty people come crashing through the wooden doors. She blinked, hoping it was some sort of hallucination, but alas, it was a party of twenty or so.

Sighing, she grabbed the cafe's iPad, and sashayed over to the large group. "How are we doing this evening?" Lucy smiled sweetly.

"Good, can you just order all of us some of that ass?" One of them grinned.

'Great, just what I need right now...'