if you skip this congratulations you're an idiot (that makes two of us) and you won't understand why I'm doing this

But before you cry and whine that I was lying when I said I don't like writing, lemme explain

I don't enjoy writing. That doesn't mean I'm outright terrible at it.

Anyway, as a disclaimer, I'm doing this as a bet against my brother. He thinks I won't be able to finish a full book because I used to try to write many different books and had a bunch of ideas, but I never followed through with them.

That isn't the reason why I don't like writing, but little does that naive boy know that I'm a cauldron full of surprises. And I'm very competitive.

I get $20 in return.

Let's get started my dudes

UPDATE: I wrote this two years ago and then did a big delet so here are my reasons for publishing this again:

1. I feel like it

2. i wonder if people will actually read it. i put serious tags (which i never do) so hopefully people who like this type of writing will find it? Idk most people on here just read fanfictions why tf would they read this

3. i put effort into this (i know such a surprise right) tryna finesse my brother. it worked but now i want people to pay attention to it. pay attention to it.

that's it thank you

also the grammar & syntax is actually good bc i actually edited it (im full of surprises today huh)