fool's gold
- dark mode highly recommended -
a gossip girl excerpt.
"Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality"
— Oscar Wilde
INSIDE SCOOP:
— So, you've come to this page to learn more about the young residents of the Upper Eastside? Well, you've come to the right place.
Below, I've attached any and all knowledge of the Upper Eastsiders.
and trust me, my sources are reliable.
xoxo, Gossip Girl.
❝poor Eloise, didn't her parents ever teach her to not be tricked by fool's gold?❞
INSIDE SCOOP:
ELOISE BEAUREGARD — "E"
The golden apple fell far from the tree with this one.
If you ask me, the only admirable quality of quiet E is her ability to keep a secret—though it might only be because she flies so easily under the radar. But I guess with friends like that, secrets are easy to come by and even easier to forget.
Always in the shadow of Queen B, E is not only the second of her class, but second in line for B's throne. But coming in second isn't new for her, she's the second child—and, technically—the oldest of four; see [REDACTED].
Her hobbies consist of: ravaging record stores for their vinyls, shopping at Barney's, playing tennis (second on the team as well!), and babysitting her little brothers.
How boring, and predictable — which should've been all I wrote under her name.
For the latest recap of E, see 'The Long, Hot, Drunken Summer', where I summarize your favorite Upper Eastsider's lives over the summer holiday.
INSIDE SCOOP:
Ethan Beauregard — "?" (still trying to figure this one out) "little E", perhaps?
If E is the golden apple rotting on the ground, her younger brother would be the shimmering tree she fell under, and the entire golden orchid swallowing her whole.
A golden-child title might be an understatement — and no, I'm not biased.
Seriously, just because I find the cute, stoner boy's of St. Jude's to be adorable does not mean I'm being partial.
Last year he won the winning point for the St. Jude's lacrosse team, then won the popularity that came with it after being inducted into CB's band of rich and careless bachelors.
Entering grade nine being top of his class, what can't he do?
I'm sure E has a list of things she keeps him from doing — her leash is tight on this one.
Like (almost) everyone on this list, these two siblings come from money, and like most, a socialite mother paired with a businessman father. Four children, with he and E shoved in the middle, their troubles are far from their parent's concern.
I won't bore you all with the details, just look up their last name and you'd immediately recognize the patriarch — and the music he's put on your radios!
His hobbies consist of: lacrosse, skating around Fifth Ave., and partying with the elite.
Watch out for this one, he's been voted Gossip Girl's 'Upper Eastside's Hottest'!
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Carmen Castillo - Lizeth Selene
[ rest of cast as themselves, or as described. ]
as for Chuck Bass, I've elected not to envision his actor, i don't have anyone specific in mind.
maybe Thomas Doherty (Max Wolfe) from the GG reboot?
Hello Upper Eastsiders — or those who wish to be an Upper Eastsider — Gossip Girl here.
Before I dive into the scandalous lives of my peers, and before you all delve through the many tabs of this beautiful website, I've decided to list a few warnings so no one takes my site down (again!).
Other than the obvious; underage drinking and drug use, I'd like to add:
Devious betrayal, snotty rich kids with a lack of awareness, poor taste in clothing despite having unlimited access to money, absent parents, sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
also, mentions of death.
And though I add my disclaimer with every post, my lawyer suggested I include it here as well.
DISCLAIMER: All the real names of places, people, and events have been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.
Now, onto more pressing matters—
hello everyone, not-Gossip Girl here.
on a serious note: Chuck Bass is a horrible person, especially in the first season.
However, I'm not making him as major of a walking red flag that he is in the show, instead, I'll be leaning more into his arrogant side and sprinting FAR from his SA side.
this book is a lot different from the other things i've done, and with that, the warnings aren't as terrifying.
No deaths—yay! unless?
I've had a lot of fun writing and plotting this, which i feel shows in the unseriousness of it all.
everything I've written is original, give or take the occasional event that happens in the show. It doesn't really follow Serena, nor Blair, and even Nate isn't the main character.
anyways, no one sue me!
now, time for me to make some dedications without getting too sappy.
for Sierra, who has inspired me completely with every little thing she does, i don't think i'd be motivated to do anything without you around so thank you, thank you for everything you do! I hope you're aware of how amazing you are.
(you all should def check out her stuff! koidivision )
For Lexi, who I've been a fan for a long time (wildest dreams was literally all i could think about for months). It's been such a full-circle moment to have you in my life after finding your account when I first started all of this. Without your support, I wouldn't be doing this. So, skywalkerswiftie thank you!!
and for everyone i call a friend, thank you for supporting me, for reminding me why i enjoy doing this and inspiring me to continue, for the loving and generous community surrounding us. thank you, thank you.
i told myself i wouldn't crowd this page, and to not get sappy, but here I am, ruining the mystery.
thank you for reading, for your support, i hope you all enjoy!
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