One Day in Seth and Dean's Room...

They Were on Dean's computer ordering pizza.

Computer: Welcome to Giovanni's! Carefully Select Your Toppings!

Seth: This is when Things get complicated.

He clicks on Mushrooms.

(By the way, I like Mushrooms AND pepperoni on my pizza. Either that or Just pepperoni or Just cheese)

Computer: Yum! Good Choice!

Dean Punches Seth off The Chair.

Dean: MORE!

He Freaking Spams Pepperoni and Mushrooms.

Computer: AHHHHHHH!!!! Your Pizza Will arrive..... Right Now!

Dean/Seth: Excellent!

Seth Walked towards the door.

Dean pulled a lever on The Chair Making it a Rocket Chair.

Dean: Gimme That Pizza!

The chair Zoomed Dean knocking Seth Down and zooming towards the door.

Dean's chair passes Their Roommate, Becky Lynch.

Becky: Huh?

(By the way, Everyone in the book are roommates)

The Hugger, Bayley walked Towards Becky Holding a Lollipop.

Bayley: BECKY, OH MY GOD!!! You Gotta Try These Candies a Magical Gnome just gave to me!!!

Becky: Magical Gnome?

Bayley Pointed at The Window.

Gnome: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Becky: Sorry I'm not really into candy.

Bayley: C'mon! It will be Delicious!

Becky: I Dunno...

Bayley: Cmawwwnnnnnnnnnn!

Becky: Alright! Gimme the candy...

Bayley gives Becky The Lollipop and she Tries it.

Becky: *Gasps* YYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Seth and Dean come back from the doorway with like 50 pizzas.

Dean: Pizza Time.

Stephanie Mcmahon comes down but doesn't even notice the 50 boxes of pizza.

Stephanie: Just I can't. I'm out. Bye!

Seth/Dean: Alright! *High Five Each other*

Stephanie turns around.

Stephanie: You What?

Seth and Dean are just standing there acting casual.

Stephanie: Yeah. That's what I thought. AND NO PARTIES!

She slams the door. Seth Turns around and everyone is smirking, having the same Idea.

Dean looks down and the Gnome is back.

Gnome: Llllet's get Ready to PAARRRTTYYYYYYYY!!

Later....

Everyone was having a huge Party.

Some people were playing "Pin The Tail on Vince" while others were playing Pinatas.

Dean: Yo Roman! You're not doing anything. Go put The Pizza on The Table, would you?

Roman: Sure Thing Ambrose! Racking and Stacking!

Dean Drops The Pizza in Roman's hands and leaves.

Roman Slowly Walks towards the table When Becky and Bayley see him.

Bayley and Becky were holding boxes of Candy.

Bayley: What are you doing?

Roman: Dean told me to put this here!

Bayley: Sorry Roman, The Main Table is for Candies and Sweets!

Roman: Are you sure? Because Dean Said The Pizza goes Here.

Becky's Smiles quickly becomes an Angry Frown.

Becky: Dean's Wrong...

Sasha Walks in.

Sasha: You can have any Type of Pizza. Pizza is the Superior Food.

Bayley: I was Raised on Candy! And look at me, I Turned out just Fine!

Roman: Actually, Science Tells us Fried Foods contains More Fiber and Nutrients which is Important. As I always say, FRYING AND BUYING.

Finn: But Candy is way Better!

Charlotte: YOU'RE IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!

Seth Rollins went To Pizza's Line While Luke Harper went to Candy's line.

All of Them started having a fight.

Dean eventually noticed all this and walked towards them.

Dean: Hey! Why is no one Partying?

Becky: The Main Table is for Candies! Not your greasy Fried Trash.

Dean: Ahh, I see. Don't worry, I got the solution to This.

He Goes Up and Kicks The Candy out of Bayley and Becky's hands.

Becky Gasps at Dean's Actions.

Dean takes the Pizza And Puts it on the table.

Dean: Pizza Wins.

Becky is PISSED Now.

Gnome: OH SHIT, SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

Becky Has a FUCKING CHAINSAW Now.

Dean Blocks it with a Chicken leg.

Becky puts the chainsaw away.

Dean: LOOKS LIKE IT'S BOYS VS GIRLS!!!

Charlotte: Umm... Excuse me? We're girls and we're on your side!

Dean: ...... You're Girls?

Charlotte kicks Dean in The Face!

Seth: FOOD FIIIIIIGHT!!!!

Dean, Seth, Roman, Sasha and Charlotte were throwing pizza while Becky, Bayley, Finn, Luke, and Kevin Owens threw Candy at them.

After a while, Team Candy had a Giant Fucking Cannon shooting Candy!

Dean: FALL BACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

They all ran to another room and slammed the door.

Becky goes to the table and Puts the candy on it.

Becky: hehe... Team Candy Wins.

The Next Morning....

Roman wakes up.

Roman: IT'S WAR FOLKS! GET YOUR WEAPONS! GET YOUR WEAPONS FOLKS! LET'S GO LET'S GO!

and everyone in Team Pizza gets their Weapons.

Dean: TEAM PIZZA! Who wants to get Revenge on that stupid ass Candy-Queen!!??!

Everyone chants.

Dean: Boys, Today The Plan is simple! We escort this fried filled payload back to the party table and then Team Pizza will be number one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone Chants again.

A Door Opens revealing Roman Holding a Cart Filled with a shitload of Pizzas.

Roman: can anybody help me?!

Charlotte: We're busy escorting you, pull it yourself.

Roman: yes queen...

Dean and Team Pizza are still pulling the cart.

Dean: KEEP AN EYE OUT! Candy Spies are known to be in these parts

And Dean was right. As Becky was spying inside a nearby Air Vent.

Becky: Hmph. I don't think so.

The Living Room....

Team Candy has turned the living room into Willy Wonka's Factory.

Becky: Oh No! Outta the way!

Finn: Huh? What's the matter Becky?

Becky: The Grease Bois are coming for our Table with a giant payload of pizza!

Bayley: Oh No!

Kevin: *Gasps* OH MY GOD THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE OUR TABLE!!!!!

Luke: *Punching Kevin over and over again* We can't let the pizza payload reach this table or this candy oasis will be lost forever.

Finn: So what do we do?

Becky: We go to War...

Hallway...

Team Pizza searched around the hall.

Charlotte: Alright, Coast is clear!

Dean: MOVE YO ASS!

Roman: I'm.... Trying.... The best... I can...

He pushes the payload of pizza near the others.

Sasha: Hmm... It's Quiet.... Too quiet.

An M&M packet almost Hits her when she Barely misses it.

Team Pizza looks to See Becky standing there all by herself.

Becky: Hi There *winks*

Dean: TEAM PIZZA! DEFENSIVE FORMATION!

All of them aimed their Weapons at Becky.

Dean: I'm warning you Becky! If you don't stand down, we will fire!

Becky: Oh Ambrose. You're so funny when you're distracted.

Dean: Dis...tracted?

Team Candy appeared behind them and aimed their Weapons at Team Pizza.

Charlotte: GUYS! BEHIND US!

Becky: FIRE!!!!!

Team Candy shoots candy at Team Pizza.

(Yes. Even Bayley has a Candy gun.)

Dean: BOYS! FINAL FORM!!!

Kevin: What?

Roman Ducks as Dean jumps on his shoulders. Roman stands up. Seth stands in front of Roman and grabs Dean's Legs.

Dean and Seth lean back and Roman spins all of them around like a propeller.

Seth's legs hit Kevin and Dean's head hits Luke.

Everyone else on Team Pizza keeps hitting back at Team Candy.

Charlotte: KEEP MOVING THE PAYLOAD!!

Roman: y-yes ma'am

Charlotte grabs a Fucking HAMMER and swings it at Finn's balls.

She then Whacks Bayley's face with it.

Roman is still pushing it when Becky gets an AK-47 Filled with M&Ms

Becky: Goodnight.

She Shoots a Fuck load at him

Dean Jumps in and Becky aims at Dean.

Dean however has a pizza box as a shield.

The gun blows up sending both of them flying.

The payload falls down the stairs.

Becky: GUYS! THE PAYLOAD'S GOING TO THE MAIN TABLE!!!

Downstairs....

Stephanie: Ah what a pleasant 1 day vacation. Now to Unwind for the night In.... My.... Candy.... Themed.... House?

Stephanie is shocked in Anger.

Just then, The Payload of pizza Crashes down the stairs.

Becky: LET ME AT IT!

Dean: NOOO WE MUST PROTECC!

They stop dead in their tracks when they see Stephanie.

Dean/Becky: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Stephanie looked At them.

Dean: She Did It!

Becky: He Did it.

(Oh we all know you both fucked up)

Stephanie: looks like you guys threw a party....  That's a Big No No!

She looks like she's ready to punch them.

Dean and Becky started at each other and nodded

Dean: TEAM PIZZA!

Becky: TEAM CANDY!

Both: Let's go to War!

1 Fight scene that I'm too lazy to write later...

Dean: We Did It, We Saved The World!

Finn: LeT's PaRtY AnD CeLeBrAtE!

Both Teams: Yay!!

Becky Sticks her Hand out and Dean Notices.

Becky: Let's just agree That both Candy AND pizza are needed for a party.

Dean shakes her hand.

Dean: You got it.

BOOM!! Bray Wyatt busts down the door.

Bray: Hey Guys sorry I'm late, was getting some Chinese food for the party!

Dean and Becky gave Him death Stares.

Bray: Uhh did I come at a bad Time?

Dean: Get That Mother Fucker!

Bray: AHHHH!!!

The End!

Hey guys. Just thought I'd do something fun to read. This One Shot was super long.

How many words?
1437!!! 1437!!! That's not even counting these words you're reading right now.

So yeah! This took so God damn long. I hope you all enjoyed it in some form or fassion.

But if you'd like to, Comment what your favorite part was.

Mine was when The Shield used FINAL FORM!!

Hope you enjoyed this. I'll see you soon.

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