(Above art my Olan Smith)

How the Human Brain Works

©June 16th 2022, Olan L. Smith

Walking: Don't remember sh*t

Standing: Where am I, what was I going to do?

Sitting: I remember when...where's the remote?

In bed: Every mistake you've ever made is remembered in detail.

Waking up: What planet am I on?

Drive to work: On autopilot.

At work: On autopilot.

Listening to Boss: On/off autopilot.

Listening to spouse: On autopilot.

See spider: Jump out of your seat, grab shoe, squish it.

Going shopping: don't remember sh*t.

Looking at shopping list: I remember sh*t.

Putting down shopping list: don't remember sh*t.

Pushing shopping cart: Oh, I want that, look at list, item not on list,

put it in cart anyway.

Driving home: don't remember sh*t,

while listening to the radio miss turnoff.

In next town: Remember missed turn, say fu*k.

Get home: Take a sh*t, remember didn't buy toilet paper.