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Sorry, short chapter.

But I at least had a go at making a funny chapter for you all.

(Also, haven't seen the first episode that's came out. I'm a manga reader as I keep saying and I've promised to watch both parts of the last season with someone. So, I can't watch a single episode unless it's with them. Only problem is, I've got to wait until every episode is out first so we can just watch them all in one go)

But anyway, keep this book a mostly spoiler free area until at least the second episode is out. I know some people are having trouble finding a site to watch it on or the time .. so not everyone has watched it and I don't want anyone being spoiled. So, please .. if you are going to mention a spoiler .. don't. Or at least put a spoiler warning above before typing anything. 

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"Levi?" Mikasa called out as she knocked on his office door. 

"Yes" Levi answered, watching as she stepped inside but stayed hovering by the door. 

"Is something wrong?" Hanji asked with a friendly smile from where she and Mike sat on Levi sofa, leaving Erwin standing before Levi desk since the four were currently discussing a future expedition.

"I'm with child" Mikasa announced with a blank expression. 

"Huh?" Erwin breathed out, blinking a few times as he figured he misheard her. 

"Mikasa. Please give me the full name of the man who has given you such a child. His home address if you hold that information as well" Mike quickly and desperately asks as he appears before Mikasa, cracking his knuckles. 

"Noooooo! Erwin, tell Mike he can't kill the pig just yet. I want to meet the fool who thought it was ever a good idea to lay a finger on Mikasa. Consent or not. I wanna question him and study his level of stupidity before he's killed" Hanji whined back as she hurries to her lover and pulls on his arm to get him to stop Mike from murdering the poor lad before she had a chance to question him. 

"Mikasa, please stand outside for a moment" Erwin calmly orders as he still processing over what was happening. 

"But I've got to go-" Mikasa started to argue back only to be spoken over. None of the others noticing the blonde boy hovering in the hallway still. 

"We don't give you permission to leave just yet, please wait outside and think over the man name" Mike huffs out, standing as an overprotective brother and keeping an eye on her. Not wanting her to wonder off alone and meet up with the soon to be murdered male. 

"But you already know him" Mikasa replied with a confused eyebrow raised. Not understanding why everyone was acting so weirdly. 

"We do?" Mike yelps back, his voice breaking a little. 

"He's a bigger idiot than I thought" Hanji admitted in surprise, staring towards Mikasa dumbly. 

"Levi. I understand that you may wish to deal with this matter at hand but you must remember that she's also at the age where it's encouraged to bear a child- Levi? Oh god, he's dead" Erwin started to say as he pinched the top of his nose and knowing that Levi would try doing something crazy but right now he needed him to stay focus on the duty at hand. Until Erwin turned to look at his captain and found him completely still. 

Levi had fallen more deathly pale than he already was. His grip on his tea cup was weak, close to releasing it completely and he hasn't moved a single inch since Mikasa news. He sat like the undead already. 

"Nah, he's not dead. He's still breathing" Mike mumbled back unbothered once he took notice over Levi breath falling and raising with each shaky breath. 

"He's just frozen in time. I think his brain had a meltdown and his body just switched off for now. Poor guy just had the biggest shock of his life" Hanji explained as she took hold of Levi tea cup and placed it on his desk before it broke. 

"Look, I've got to take my child to the market for a pair of new underwear. Armin had his underwear stolen during laundry day yesterday. He's currently stuck reusing the pair he wore yesterday and he's feeling gross. I told him I'd head out to town with him to buy some new ones. I just thought I'd let you know beforehand that I'd be with the child" Mikasa sighed as she looked to the rest since she nor Armin had much time before the cart left for the closest town. She knew Armin didn't want to report the incident formally and knew Levi wouldn't make a big deal out of it. She knew just knew she had to give him a heads up before she left. 

"Hang on. You mean that "I'm with child" was code for you being with Armin?" Erwin asked in shock while also feeling a huge weight lift from his shoulders at the news. 

"Yeah. Everyone jokes about Armin being my kid and Levi knows that. Hence I was letting him know I was with child, eg, Armin. I know better than to just leave camp without telling him first" Mikasa answered as if it was obvious and pointed her thumb over to the blonde boy who gave a nervous wave from the doorway. Mikasa knew that Levi would also write a note for Armin if anyone came looking for him while they were out getting underwear since it was an important and much needed shop. 

"Mikasa, for the love of god. FIND A NEW CODE! I was ready to kill somebody and you gave Levi a heart attack" Mike snapped back as he thought he was going to become an murderer for her and now felt like a huge idiot that he thought Armin was the man worth killing. 

"Sorry. You guys can give me a lecture later. I've got to go before we miss the cart. I'll be back in time for the second cart back. Bye" Mikasa quickly mumbled back before rushing out and grabbing Armin hand before running off to the cart with him before they missed it. 

"Look at him. She broke humanity strongest. What are we going to do now? We need him to wipe out all the titans and stand as a hero for us. He's useless to us right now. We can't even throw him at the titans as bait if he's this stiff, they'd assume he's already dead" Erwin grumbled back in annoyance as he turned back to Levi who was just lifeless still and wasn't being very heroic right now.  

"Leave the poor guy alone. His universe just came crashing down on him at once. He needs a moment to glue it all back together. Let's just be happy over it being a false alarm this time" Hanji carelessly replied as she hooped her arm with her lover and tried calming down his worries. 

"This time? There better never be a next time otherwise those walls are going to burn down to the ground and I'm sending the titans on every single male that even tries sending a glance towards her" Levi finally perked back to life and gave a panicked look over the thought of a second scare like that in the future. 

"Yay! He's back" Hanji cheered as she jumped on the spot and ran round a little. 

"I'm getting too old for this crap" Erwin groaned out under his breath, placing his palm to his forehead and feeling a headache coming his way. 

"Why would someone steal Armin underwear?" Mike finally asked the main question now they had all calmed down. 

"Seems some still think he's a girl. Male solders steal the female soldiers underwear often enough to rub one off. Just like some of the female soldiers steal male shirts or underwear to rub one off themselves. Even when they find out Armin is a boy, they still use him for a dirty dream. This is just the first time that all of his underwear was stolen at the same time instead of one going missing once a weak" Levi explained as he's gained a lot of reports like this over the years. Sometimes it's only one set of underwear and it never happens again making most not try to report it. It's easy to lose clothing, any form of clothing during laundry day after all. But those more popular on camp have sent a few complaints in over it happening more than once for them. Only problem is that it's trying to catch the weirdo during the act since if they did a search in the barracks, word gets out. And the real criminal would hide the evidence in someone else's bed to not get caught. It's happened before.  

"I think I might have to add some sterner rules to this camp" Erwin admitted with a disapproving look in his eyes over what's been going on in the camp. He understood it might happen a few times over the years but not as much as it seemed to happen. It wasn't a hobby he wanted his soldiers to have. 

"I would. Those brats are fucking animals. Rather disgusting and needs more shifts to keep themselves distracted from their horny minds" Levi hissed out as he picked up his tea cup and took a sip. 

"I can't force more shifts on everything otherwise we'd lose a form of punishment to use. I'll just put in a few warning rules over stealing fellow comrades clothing and that any who are caught stealing or with them in their rooms will be punished reasonably" Erwin sighed as he loosely crossed his arms over his stomach. 

"Good. And eyebrows" Levi replied calmly as he lifted his head towards the commander. 

"Yes, Levi?" Erwin asked as he lifted one of his huge eyebrows. 

"Tell any male that goes ten meters into Mikasa bubble will die by my blade and any female that try their luck will also die by my hands. I treat everyone equal, no matter their race or gender. They'll all be slaughtered like pigs" Levi ordered completely serious over the threat and ready to slaughter anyone who tries going near Mikasa from now on. 

"Levi, she has friends she hang around that are huggers. And let's not forget the three squads that have adopted her like a younger niece" Mike reminded the shorter captain since it'd be impossible to keep everyone away from Mikasa for good. Plus, it wasn't fair to take her friends or camp family away from her. 

"It's fine, I know they won't try anything since I've already threatened them" Levi admitted a bit proudly. 

"Levi!" Hanji screamed back in a scolding tone. 

"You can't keep going around threatening people" Erwin snapped back with a troubled look. 

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Strange Question over being a titan shifter.

Also, A/N will be at the bottom. Please read it. 

If someone who can't have a child, due to being infertile, could they suddenly have a child once being a titan shifter. 

No, seriously. Think about it. 

Being a shifter mostly heals your outside and internal wounds. 

So, would it notice the problem within you that's making you infertile and fix it. Healing you and undoing the problem. 

I know, it's a strange question but it popped into my head one late night when I should be sleeping. And now, I can't stop thinking about it. 

I mean, it could happen. 

And IF it DID .. would people ask to become a shifter. 

I mean, you only live for a short period but you could be blessed with a child if you always wanted one. Having to leave your child early but leave them in the good care of the one you love. Some would see it as worth it. 

Sorry .. I should sleep more. 

I just had to ramble it out to you guys. 

Call me crazy if you must. 

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A/N:

Okay, a single chapter when I had planned to do so many more during December. In my defence, I did get really sick at the start of December. Don't worry, it wasn't covid. I've had everything but covid so far .. not sure if I should be proud or insulted by this point. 

Anyway, moving on. 

I'm taking a tiny, short break from this book. 

I did hold so many plans for the future chapters .. and I still DO.

But .. my brain all messy over the future chapters. I can see what I want to happen in my head but it's writing it down. That's where I'm struggling and I just can't seem to use the words I want to use for certain parts. 

So, I'll take a short break. 

Just a month or two ..

And if I take any longer, please comment on this chapter and remind me over this book. You all must have learnt over how bad my memory is by now and sometimes I just need a reminder. Sometimes I even think I've updated a chapter when I haven't and since I don't check .. I don't notice until forever has passed. 

So, give me a small "hello" or a huge "OI! Update" in the comments if I am gone for any longer than two months. Because serious, I want to be back updating this book as soon as I've rested my mind a little and time flies so past when I try to empty my head. 

I was thinking over making starting an zombie apocalypse Rivamika book. But with the twist of Alphas, Betas and Omegas being linked into it as well.

I want to try something new for my Rivamika books. I won't call it a news year resolutions because I don't do them. I never do them. I always seem to fail, no matter how confident or pumped up I am at first. I mean, my first has to never kill myself and I've kept that one at least. But the rest .. I suck at. 

But yeah, not sure if I'd give the new book a try while on break with this book or wait a little later on. But, I do hope you guys come check the book out once I get it going. I'm kinda excited for it and I know some of you really liked my past zombie books. 

Also, Happy late new year!!!!

Told you all that I'd be reading you next year lol ;)