Sasuke and Me: SURPRISE!!

Me: Congratulations, my tomato bae's and warriors! We have conquered the land of dango and we now have 500+ followers!

Sasuke: Thanks everyone! I appreciate it, really!

Me: Awe, Sasu is getting soft!

Sasuke: *ears flatten**flips her off*

Me: Now, to mention all the following tomato BAE'S....

Sasuke: For being there for us...

Me and Sasuke: To help us get where we are today! If you are a tomato bae, come up and get your badge, meaning you are now a Elite Tomato bae and warrior:

dead_kermit_naruto
-_Sasuke_Uchiha_-
SpyderGhoul
alyssasobers
edrakociu12
Fvck0ff_
_katsuu_
BellaWrites10
SasukeLovesTomatoesr
Sasori78
KAMONE-HIME
Neko_Sayumi-Uchiha
Naruto_kimmy
iiNxruto

Sasuke: You all get a badge, your favorite Naruto plush and a hug :3

Me: HUGZZZZ

Sasuke: Shush

Me: Hugs relieve stress, Sasu.. hugs relieve stress o3o

Sasuke: Yeh okie -3-

Sasuke: Now for the upcoming tomato bae's in the spotlight:

Sharesefontaine
ANIMEISLIFE__
Ronai_kun
Lollipop_Yaoi

Me: You getz a tomato plushie and .... well the last part is a surprise :3

Sasuke: Don't do that

Me: Huh?

Sasuke: Tell them

Me: IT'S A SURPRISE! WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT THAT, SASU-KINS?

Sasuke: . . . . .

Me: Bootyface O3O

Sasuke: *walks away*

Me: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!

Me: Anyways, before we were interrupted by a so called BOOTYFACE

Sasuke: Neko shut up! *yells from distance*

Me: x3 We will now be interesting the new tomato lords...

Me and Sasuke: WHICH IS US! YOU ARE ALL ARE PRECIOUS TOMATO WARRIORS AND BAE'S WHICH WE SHALL HANDLE WITH SUCH CARE ^-^

Me: We're saying a pledge

Sasuke: No the hell we're not

Me: *sprays him with water gun* DIE!

Sasuke: AY! BAKA! *falls back and hisses*

Me: Alrighty then.. lego!:

I, ( Your Name ), pledge to be a fellow tomato bae and warrior and therefore look out for every other tomato citizen.
I accept my Ninja Way and all that come with it.
Including SasuNaru, NaruHina, etc.
Tomatoes and dangos shall rule along with a great size of ramen.

Sasuke: *slowly claps* ;-; So beautiful

Me: THANKIES! I'LL BE FOREVER IN YOUR DREAMS AND POSSIBLY IN YOUR CLOSET, STEALING YOUR COOKIES, DANGO AND TOMATOES :3

Sasuke: -_-

Me: But before acting like I'm high...

Sasuke: We still thank you for your support!

Sasuke: Cant believe this... hugs will be given. And since _katsuu_ wants to do it so badly.... I might PM you about that.

Me: ( insert Australian accent here )YOLO MATE

Sasuke: Now anyways, we have lots of hugs, plushies and tomatoes to pass out

Me and Sasuke: Sasu-chan and Neko-chan, signing off! See ya!