Ariddale: Fiasco.

Jaycee: What?

Ariddale: Fiasco, Fiasco, Fiasco.

Ariddale: Fiasco. Ang sarap ulit-ulitin ng surname mo.

Ariddale: Alam mo ba ang meaning ng surname mo?

Jaycee: Ofc. At never kong kinahiya because obviously, surname iyon ni daddy.

Ariddale: I was just thinking. Kung ayaw mo sa apelyido mo, pwede ko namang palitan... Ng apelyido ko ;)

Jaycee: Can you please stop that winking emoji? -,-

Ariddale: Wag mong ibahin ang topic

Ariddale: You know what, you're good enough to give you my last name.

Ariddale: Jaycee Ashprey.

Ariddale: Ang ganda diba?

Jaycee: Pwede ba, Arid! Tantanan mo nga ako!

Ariddale: Pero gusto kitang kausapin!

Jaycee: Pwes bago mo ako kausapin hanapin mo muna yung pake ko sa golden gate bridge!

Ariddale: Alright. Give me your address then.

Jaycee: Bakit nanaman ba?!?!?!!!

Ariddale: Diba nga, kukunin ko yung paki mo sa golden gate bridge? Susunduin na kita. Hirap kayang bumyahe mag-isa.

Jaycee: Oh god

Jaycee Fiasco logged out.

Ariddale: Tsk. Bastos.