MaCaRoNs_: I dare everyone to spread the FACT that bellybuttons are a conspirisy. The world must wake up from the lie that is sitting upon their gabbas.

Tinka: Im making up my own, idk i there is own i should know about....

Bonnie: Teacher what is a *reads off hand* gabba?

Kindergarden Teacher: NO. NEVER. JUST... NO. *jumps out window*

Bonnie:... So... A *read off hand* conspiracy is something sitting on your NO. NEVER. JUST... NOs?

Freddy:... A gabba, from context clues, means tummie

Bonnie: OOOOOOOOOH whats a conspiracy?

Freddy: -_-'... Pizza

Nightmare Chica: PIZZAAAAAAAAAA

Bonnie: ok :3 *turns on tv*

News TV guy: Um some news that know one cares about, some bald guy cured cancer. And in news everyone cares about Harry Styles got a GF and they kissed!

Nightmare Foxy: NO FUDGING WAY!!!!!! *wiggles tongue with excitement*

BB: *is wearing monocle* *shoves News TV guy off screen* Hello universe. i am Dr. CutiePatootie. This "important" news broadcast has been briefly disturbed to share a important announcement with all of you. Bellybuttons are a conspiracy.

Random Audience Member 602: HOW IS THAT TRUE?!?!!?? BELLYBUTTONS ARE BOY FAKE, I AM PUTTING MY FINGER IM MINE RIGHT NOW... Ew.... I think i need a bath...

Dr. CutiePatootie (BB): Well, the conspiracy lies WITH-IN. You see, the "fact" thats were that cord thingy was connected to you when you were in your mommie's tummy IS A LIE!!!!!! It is a portal to your secret superpowers. It is blocked off so you aren't able to use your powers

Random Audience Member 602: *mind blown*

Bonnie: That was wierd... *turns off TV*

BB: Tee hee *troll face*