T'was the Night Before Christmas

Sorry its been a while since I updated ;-;

Every time I wanted to write a new chapter either my iPad was dead, my phone was dead, I lost my phone, I lost my iPad, or I forgot my phone XD

I lose stuff too much ;-;

Anyway XD... I was going to update some dares then I was like, why not make a Christmas Special thingy XD

I will update more dares after Christmas I promise :3

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

BB: I WANNA OPEN PRESENTS NOW

Foxy: *throws pillow* SHUT UP

Chica: SILENCE. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET

Bonnie: WELL SCREECHING AIN'T GONNA HELP

TC: LIKE, I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP SO I CAN, LIKE LOOK FABULOUS WHILE, LIKE, OPENING PRESENTS #FabulousPresentOpener

TF: SHUT UP YOU BUTTFACES

TB: NO YOUR A BUTTFACE

Mangle: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Foxy: I'LL KILL YOU ALL WITH FIRE

Basil: You know that the story won't continue until you all are silent, right?

Marionette: WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SPEAK UP CHILD

Basil: -_- YOU THAT THE STORY WON'T CONTINUE UNTIL YOU ARE ALL SILENT

Freddy: OH- I mean oh. Ok

JJ: Thank gosh *goes back to sleep*

The children where nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

BB: *dreaming of sugar-plums* WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!? WHERE IS THE BALLOONS?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER TRUCKS?!?

Bonnie: *shakes BB awake* SHUT UP YOU ARE SLEEP SCREECHING AGAIN

TF: Now that we got that over with what is next?

Foxy: *dresses as a woman* I am your mamma. Bow to me peasants!

TB: .-.

TF: Um ok...

JJ: *is dressed as a mom* WHAT THE HECK YOU BUTT I WANT TO BE MOM

Foxy: MOM-OFF

JJ: *punches Foxy*

Foxy: HAHAH I UNLEASH MY SECRET WEAPON!!! FLAMING TOOTS OF VICTORY *farts*

JJ: NO THE PAINNNNN ;-;

Foxy: Lol now your the child >:3

JJ: *puts on baseball cap* There -_-

Foxy: They meant sleeping cap...

JJ: WHO CARES?! SAME DIFFERENCE

Foxy: Now we have to sleep

JJ: NAW GURL

Foxy: I NEED HELP WITH TIS ONE

Bonnie: Gladly :3 *Hits JJ and Foxy with frying pan*

Foxy: That not what i meant...... *passes out*

Bonnie: Whatever :P

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

JJ: THEIF!!!! EVERYONE HIDE!! I'LL KILL IT WIH FIRE *takes out flamethrower*

TC: NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T LET IT STEAL MY MAKEUP #Don'tStealMyMakeupYouWannaBe

Chica: -.-' *throwes makeup out window*

TC: NOOOOO MAH BABAHS!!!! *Jumps out window* #DontDieOnMe

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.

BB: *amazed* Santa 8D

Foxy: No. The Easter bunny.

BB: *attacks Foxy* DON'T YOU DARE JOKE ABOUT MY HOLIDAY IDOLES YOU BUTT

Foxy: HELP MEH

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

Mangle: OH! I KNOW THE NAMES! Dominic, Patrick... I don't know the rest ;-;

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

TF: Is he whipping the reindeer? Isn't that animal abuse?

Foxy: NO IT ISN'T YOU PARTY POOPER

GF: Where is Rudolf ;-;

TC: Puh-lease. This takes place before Rudolf was born #GfRudolfIdiot

GF: *falls onto knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYY

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

BB: PRESENTS 8D

Mangle: *pats BB* But none are for you

BB: Wh-what do you mean?

Mangle: You got coal

Foxy: OHHHHHHHHHH ROASTED

BB: *twitches* YAAAAAAARHHJNXJSHDJSHDJSXSIQHX *Attacks Mangle and Foxy*

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

TC: NOOOOOO THE BURGLAR IS BACK #CantStealMyFabulousness

JJ: NO ITS SANTA 8D

TC: WHO CARES, HE IS PROBABLY UGLY SO HE WILL WANT TO STEAL MY MAKEUP #ImAlwaysRight

BB: *attacks TC* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

Bonnie: What is a peddler?

Foxy: *is still dressed like a mom* *pats Bonnie's head* I don't know son. I don't know.

Bonnie: .-.

JJ: He is a dirty man...

BB: HISSSSSSSSSS *attacks JJ*

Chica: YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET ANY PRESENTS WITH THAT ATTITUDE MISTER

Chicky: YEAH

Foxy: OH MAH GOSH I FORGOT I ACTUALLY HAD A CHILD!!!!!!!

Chicky: ;-;

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

Santa: *Fabulous*

TC: #UgliestHoboIHaveEverSeen #IAmFlawlest

BB: *Gives TC the evil eye*

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

Bonnie: Jelly? Im hungry now ;-;

BB: WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!! HOW COME SANTA CAN SMOKE BUT I CAN'T?!?!

TF: Because Santa is a Mythical, magical wizard being that is thousands of years old. And you are... Idk like six or something? And a mortal animatronic

BB: Wait... How am I an animatronic? Im based off a human? Wouldn' I be a robot

Scott: Ummmmmmmm SORCERY

BB: Seems logical :3 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA BALLOONS

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

BB: OH MAH GOSH MY IDOL LOOKED AT ME *fangirls to death*

Chicky: He is everything I ever dreamed of.... *faints*

TC: #UglyHobo

TF: #StopBeingAScrooge

TC: #WhenDidYouStartSpeakingHashtags?

TF: #ItsEasy

TC: #ShutUp

TF: #SmarterThanYou:3

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

Withered Foxy: SORCERER

Withered Freddy Heads: KILL IT WITH FIRE

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Mangle: *closes book* The End

Everyone: *Asleep*

Santa: HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS

~The next morning~

BB: I got coal ;-;... Wait I have an idea >:3

Freddy: *Is going to sit down*

BB: *puts coal under him*

Freddy: *sits on coal* *turns coal into diamonds*

BB: SWEET IMA GOING TO BUY EVERYTHING I WANTED NOW

Freddy: Im not that fat ;-;

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