No straws, Yes sticks!
Awesome_Girl_Forever: I dare Toy Chica to eat her makeup that turned into candy and go to a 1D concert not wearing makeup and wearing beggar clothes
Toy Chica:... Why... *screams into the heavens* IM TO FAB TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
Bonnie: *carries in dog poopy bag* I got the candy >:D *dumps out poop and the candy*
Toy Chica: :'( #Ihatemylife
Toy Chica: *eats it all >:) then slowly dies*
Me: Nuh uh uh no dying yet, we haven't finished the dare *revives Toy Chica*
Toy Chica: D:... #SoFabThatGodBroughtMeBackToLife #Bootiful
Bonnie: BRONIE SLAP POWER!!!!!!! *slaps like a boss*
Toy Chica: >:|
Me: Here is a 1D ticket for your troubles
Toy Chica: *fangirls* AHHHHHHH I HAVE TO GET READYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BB + JJ: *finishes ruining Toy Chica's clothes and putting on her makeup* How da we look?
Everyone: *vomit*
Toy Chica: WHYYYYYYYYY THE ONLY CLOTHES I HAVE LEFT IS THE CLOTHES I STOLE FROM STINKY JOE WHEN HE TOOK MY PASSIONATE PLUM LIPSTICK #YYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naked Stinky Joe: Howdy!
Teen Titans: *tackle Stinky Joe and take him* BAD STINKY JOE, BAD!!!!!!!!
Naked Stinky Joe: Howdy.... :(
Freddy: Well THAT got out of hand quickly....
~at concert~
Stranger 1: Haha is that Toy Chica? She looks HIDEOUS! #loser
Stranger 3: Yeah bro I agree #lamesauce
Stranger 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999: *vomits*
Toy Chica: D: I'm losing followers on tweeter! *puts on mustache* no one will recognize me now.... >:)
1D band member (I don't know names... I don't care about 1D.... NUUUU PUT AWAY THE KNIFE TC!!!!!): Ok now by random picks of hotness we picked our next girlfriend to be.... TOY CHICA!!! Please step up to stage now...
Toy Chica: 8D *gets on stage* hay boyfriends *takex of moostache*
1D: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww we dump you
Toy Chica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *taken away by severity guards*
1D:.... Never again will we pick by straws.... Let's use sticks next time!!!
Awesome_Girl_Forever: *puts name on every straw* tee hee
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