Hi everyone its me. Jeff the Pizza Guy (lol I actually know a Jeff the Pizza Guy)

Sorry I haven't updated that much ;-;

I lost inspiration

Im leaving this book... Forever

Did I fool you XD

But really. Im sorry.

I will try to AT LEAST update once a week. I will try doing it on Saturdays or something.

SO YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO SOMETHING WHOOOOO or just be really impatient ;-;

Now, without further ado...

MaCaRoNs_: I dare everyone to play Mario Kart IRL, the track; Rainbow Road.

Muahahahha I'm so evil. >:3

Bonnie: Why... Why do you hate us ;-;

MaCa: Reasons >:3

Tinka: HA IM PRO AT RAINBOW ROAD

Freddy: -_-

Tinka: What? I almost always get 1st place XD

MaCa: IMPOSSIBLE *breathes fire*

Tinka: .-.

~Some magic spit later (If you get my reference I will love you forever)~

Announcer: EVERYONE START YOUR ENGINES

3...

2...

Wait did everyone sign the warrant saying that we are in no way responsible if you fall of the road and plummet to your unsightly doom?

Everyone: Yes...

Announcer: OK GO!!!!!!!!!!!

MaCa: What a lovely day in the Milky Way to be racing to your almost certain death. Now lets tune into how the racers are doing...

TC: *Putting on lipstick while driving*

BB: HAHAHA I'M NOT A LICENSED DRIVER HAHAHAHA *Crashes into TC's car*

TC: *Smears Makeup* CTUCUFDUFSFYSYDSGJFJYYWWQDTFJY *Explodes*

Maca: OOOOoooooh! Thats going to leave a mark!

TC: WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY #TheStruggleIsReal #BalloonBoyShallDie #IWillGetMyRevenge *dies*

Maca: Now that we have seen TC's horrible flaming death... LETS TUNE INTO OUR OTHER RACERS!!

Tinka: *On last lap* Lol I told you I was a pro- *Is hit by asteroid* *Dies*

Maca: Lol thats what happens to braggers >:3

Balloon Boy: LOL I CAN DRIVE ILLEGALLY BECAUSE I STILL CAN'T LEGALLY DRIVE

Freddy: Oh! I can fix that :3 *Give BB a drivers license*

BB: WAT?!?!!?? NUUUUUUUUU *Drives Legally* *Dies*

Maca: Lol I saw that coming

Freddy: Lol *Drives Legally* This is easy

JJ: HEY DOOFUS WHATS THE SPEED LIMIT

Freddy: Why it's... WHAT A SECOND!!! I CAN'T DRIVE WITHOUT A SPEED LIMIT *Veers off-road* *Floats through space* WHYYYYYYY *Is killed by asteroid*

Maca: Proof that driving legally should be illegal :3

Foxy: SCREEEEE I AM THE FASTEST THERE IS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Is in 1st place*

Bonnie: Lol nope *Throws the blue flying turtle shell thingy*

Foxy: NOOOOOOO SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee *Dies*

Bonnie: Lol >:3 *Is in 1st place*

TC: *Comes back to life* I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!! #ToldYouSo #BloodyRevenge #ThisRaceThingIsStupid *Kills everyone* *Wins*

Maca: Pfffshhhh that was a stupid ending

JJ: YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *Kills Maca*

Maca: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU *Is ded*

TC: IM GOING TO SPEND MY VICTORY MONEY ON MAKEUP #WiseChoices

Mangle: Lol nope *Eats TC*

Basil: ._.

Mangle: What? Now we can go bye Nachos :3

Everyone else: YAS

TC: I thought I killed you all ;-; *dies*

Bonnie: SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY CHEESY NACHOS >:3

Freddy: *reaches for Nachos*

Bonnie: HISSSSSSS *Explode the universe*