EmmyGam: I dare Freddy to tell everyone his most embarrassing secret... BTW, can I move in? *whispers hi bonnie*

Me: Sure you can move in :) you can share a room with Cloudyskies100 :)

Cloudy: >:( no

EmmyGam: I make yummy cookies

Cloudy: Neeeeeeeehhhhh... Ok :3

EmmyGam: yay :3

Freddy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... Umm... I have a crush on CupcakeWebkinz.

CupcakeWebkinz: Wow. I would think so... Because you MARRIED ME!!!!!!

Everyone: Fudge you. Everyone knows that.

Freddy: Fine...

~Flashback~

Freddy: LALLALALALLALALALALLALALLALALLALLALALALALLA

TV: R U called girly?

Freddy: yes.......

TV: R U fat?

Freddy: D: maybe?

TV: WELL THEN GET THE TWERKINATOR 3000!!! NOT ONLY WILL IT TEACH YOU TO TWERK LIKE A PRO BUT IT WULL GIVE YOU THE WORKOUT OF A LIFETIME!!! CALL THIS NUMBER TO GET INSTANT SHIPPING!!! 222-222-2222-222222-2222-22-222-222222-2-22-222222222-2222222-2222-2-2-2222-2-22222222 AND ORDER NOW!!!

Freddy: *orders and revives instantly* Hmmmm it comes with a mind eraser... Weird. *uses it and twerks* OH I FEEL DA BURN.... WORK IT!! TWERK IT!! WORK IT!!

Rest of the Pizzeria: *walks in on him twerking* 0.0 ummmmm

Freddy: Ohhhhhhhhhhh MIND ERASING POWERS ACTIVATE *erases minds and runs away*

~Flashback~

Freddy: And I still have it to this day

Others: I remember now! *barfs*

Freddy: At least it worked ;) *lifts up fake flab to reveal abs*